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Ass Ass Inn

Starring Rainbow Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the Ass Ass Inn, everyone was sad. A pony was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a pony for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mercury: George, and Ranger, I have a job for the both of you.
George: It better not be the kind of jobs Marisa gets from you, cause I do not get any pleasure out of that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Irritated* Haha.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Kill ten police officers. That is all.

Downtown Los Angeles

George: *Looking at police headquarters across the street*
Ranger: How do we kill them?
George: Boy you really aren't thinking clearly.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Shoot at the building, then shoot any cops that appear. *Shoots a window*
Police Ponies: *Looking out the window*
Ranger: *Shoots a cop*
Police Pony: *Falls out the window*
Police Ponies: *Running out of the building*
George: *Shoots three cops*
Ranger: *Shoots two of them*
Police Ponies: *Returning fire*
George: *Shoots four of them* That's ten, let's go!

Back at the Ass Ass Inn.

Mercury: Well done you two. You made Los Angeles a much safer place with the police killed.
George: Or, at least it's safe for us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: How much are you paying us?
Mercury: *Gives both of them $7,500* Enjoy.
George: I am going to enjoy having this money, and I'm also going to enjoy the next skit, coming up next.
Ranger: It's The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*

Part 5 will be coming soon
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Ponyville, September 10th, 2012 BCR.
Rainbow Dash's cloud home.

Rainbow Dash was reading, like she did a lot these days. Twilight had given her the newest issue of Daring Do to her, but with the Gilda case, she didn't have had much time to read into the new exploits of the adventurous Pegasus. But now, with the Weekend, she had time enough.

After Celestia's sun graced Equestria once again, she awoke, ate her breakfast, and began reading into the story. Daring Do and The Quest for the Romanov's. Rainbow had read a couple of lines in the intro already, but then Gilda came back into Ponyville, and...
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Cloudsdale, June 17th, 1778 BCR.

'Come on, Gilda, we're almost late!' a Cyan colored Pegasus pony with a rainbow colored mane said.

'Yeah, yeah, hold on to your hooves, Dash! I'm coming!' said the griffin.

They were both flying to the city in the clouds, Cloudsdale. Both were there at Junior Speedsters Summer Flight Camp, and they were almost late for the morning training. The two of them were friends, or so they would think. The Cyan Pegasus was known for being a brasher, and was also known to get in a fight very often. She was called Rainbow Dash, and called herself the 'Fastest Flier of Equestria'....
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Well, this is something i've been thinking of doing for a little bit now. With it being a year since FiM ended - and now that we're being forced to suffer through Pony Life 'til the next pony movie hits theaters - i think it's about time for me to rank all the seasons of Friendship is Magic, from my favorite to my least favorite. So, here it is:

1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)

And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would YOU guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the comments down below! :)
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I honestly do not think that Twilight is overrated or she is getting all of the attention. To prove this I will be going over each episode of season 4 individually and briefly going over seasons one to three. *I realize this is a bit of a touchy subject so while I don't mind comments I expect that those who comment will do so respectfully.*

Princess Twilight Sparkle (Part 1 and 2) - In this episode, Twilight does play a major part, but so does the rest of the mane six and Spike and Discord. So while the title may have her name it is not solely about her. Also, it can be inferred from this episode...
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Pinkie Pie was busy making some. cake dough for an order while humming her favorite tune (My Little Pony theme). "Pinkie Pie, I'm going to take the foals for a walk in the park! Take care of the shop while I'm gone!" A blue mare with a strawberry colored mane, called out. "Oh, alright!" The pink mare replied. Mrs. Cake started trotting out the door. Her hoofsteps were getting quieter and quieter as she headed out. Pinkie Pie slided her hoof across her face to wipe off some sweat, while putting the cake she just finished baking. "Phew, I'm exhausted...maybe I'll take a nice nap..". Pinkie Pie...
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