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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 3, 1960
Location: Hitchcock, Saskatchewan
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Canadian Pacific

For a few days now, Metal Gloss has been working on the Canadian Pacific. She was having fun driving steam trains with Dike, and Highball.

Metal Gloss: *Stops the train in the yards*
Dike: *Blows the whistle for two seconds*
Highball: We've been working together really well.
Metal Gloss: I know. I love it.
Douglas: *Arrives* Metal Gloss, how are things going?
Metal Gloss: Wonderful. I also wanted to thank you for letting me live with you.
Douglas: My pleasure.
Dike: Why can't she sleep with one of us?
Douglas: I'm the boss.
Highball: Well that figures.
Douglas: Anyway, I talked to a pony that was interested in joining us. He starts work here tomorrow, so this is your last day here.
Metal Gloss: *Sad* Really? I love working here.
Dike: You made that very obvious.
Metal Gloss: Hahaa. I really do love working here. I have fun driving all of the steam engines you have here.
Douglas: I'm pleased to hear that. Unfortunately, we will have to replace the last of our steam locomotives with diesels.
Highball: I'm not looking forward to that.
Metal Gloss: I guess that means every railway in this continent has been dieselized.
Douglas: Not quite. There is a narrow gauge railway run by the Rio Grande, and they're still using steam engines.
Dike: How about the Norfoal & Western? They still have steam trains, right?
Highball: Yeah. They didn't get a diesel on their line until 1955.
Metal Gloss: You three made me feel better.
Highball: Oh good.
Dike: What's our next job Douglas?
Douglas: I want you three to drive another train to Winnipeg. Once you get there, you're driving a high speed passenger train being pulled by a Royal Hudson.
The Royal Hudson steam locomotive
The Royal Hudson steam locomotive

Metal Gloss: I'm looking forward to that.
Dike: So am I.
Highball: Me too.

By the time they returned from their job, Dike, and Highball were sad to see Metal Gloss go.

Dike: Take care Metal Gloss.
Highball: Yeah, and come see us again if you'd like.
Metal Gloss: Thanks, I'd love to. It was a real honor being here. *Leaves*

A week later, Dike, and Highball were refueling one of their steam engines.

Dike: *Pouring coal into the tender*
Highball: *Pouring water into the tender*
Metal Gloss: See anypony you recognize?
Dike: *Looks down* Hey, look who came to see us.
Highball: *Looks down* It's Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: With company.
Metal Gloss: My husband that I told you about.
Hawkeye: I heard wonderful stories that she told me about you two working with her. I must say, you Canadians are lucky with all these beauties you drive through the prairies.
Dike: We appreciate that.
Highball: And we're also glad you came to visit.
Metal Gloss: With gifts.
Hawkeye: Metal Gloss told me you wanted to drive the Big Boys on our railway, so I took the liberty of giving you something close enough to that. *Reveals two models of the Big Boy* It's O gauge, and it's by Lionel.
Dike: Figured.
Highball: That's really nice.
Metal Gloss: One for each of you.
Dike: Wonderful. We're really honored.
Highball: Next time, we'll get you gifts.
Hawkeye: If you're going to get us model trains, please let it be a train from your country.
Metal Gloss: Or your railroad.
Hawkeye: I love the way you streamlined your engines.
Dike: We'll remember.
Highball: But we have to go now.

They climb into the cab of their locomotive.

Dike: *Drives the engine*
Highball: See you later!
Metal Gloss: *Waves goodbye with Hawkeye* Bye!

The End

On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails

An organization attempts to sabotage the Union Pacific in hopes of making it go bankrupt.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ass Ass Inn

Starring Rainbow Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the Ass Ass Inn, everyone was sad. A pony was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a pony for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed by any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: You know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, or terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. You don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic Rainbow as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce Hawkins
Pierce Hawkins
In San Franciscolt, the police were being notified about the bank robbers.

Police Pony 36: *On phone* Right. We'll alert all of our units now. Thanks again. *Hangs up* We got news from LA everypony. Four bank robbers are coming here by train. They just robbed a bank, and got on the train as fast as they could.
Police Pony 94: We need to tell the commissioner.
Police Pony 36: I'll notify him, and you must tell Detective Hawkins about it.
Police Pony 94: I will.

Detective Hawkins was a green earth pony with orange hooves. He was pulling over a pony in a station wagon for speeding when he heard...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic Rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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Aqua Marine trotted away, bored. She suddenly stumbled across a gorge in the earth, and the ground was now stone. Down in the gorge, a waterfall thundered and a river ran far below. She sat down and looked behind her. “How far did I walk?” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, a knife like the one from earlier flew over her head and hit the rock wall behind her with a clang. Aqua looked up, startled. “Today is your day to die, Aqua Marine.” She heard a voice say. She looked up at a ledge, where the voice came from. A grey earth pony with a black wild mane was standing there. “Who are...
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posted by Canada24
This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..


Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will you ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..


Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded by huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how you keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed by the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do you want from me?
Trixie:I want you to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But you can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now you are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is more weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't you dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are you going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with you again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need you anymore.You know what?I didn't needed you at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*

Discort:I am by your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
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The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
Alright! Moon-Dust12, if your'e reading this, you'll be impressed, because I've had it! First of all, Princess Luna being shipped with my OC Blazin' Blue was my idea, and a good one. You don't like that he is shipped with her and has a daughter named Nightshade? That's your problem. But don't jump on my case or my friend Moon-Dust12's case about it, just because I let him use my OC and Nightshade in his fan fiction! It's insanely rude, and if you don't like it, don't comment on it. I already took the heat on Google+, and that already left me PISSED OFF. But seeing how Moon-Dust12 also got attacked...
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Source: Don't know, but it's not mine.
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Source: LavosVsBahamut On deviantart
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