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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their next assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* You cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger said he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He said you were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with you now, but if you keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have you fired! When your train fell off that bridge, into the water, the conductor drowned! Think about that next time you drive a train. *Walks away*
Anthony: I can't believe Roger lied to me. It was his responsibility to check the couplings!
Donut: Fancy allowing your train to fall off a bridge. Now the ghost of that conductor will come back to haunt you. *Makes a noise to scare Anthony, and Ryan* Oooooh!
Ryan: And who's to say you're not afraid of ghosts?
Donut: Oh please. Ghosts are no match for me.
Ryan: Well I'll tell you a story that'll make your balls drop.

Flashback time, Ogden, 11:04 PM, 1942

Ryan: *Narrates* Once, a mare was driving her train across the same bridge Anthony was on today.
Pink Mare with Yellow Mane: *Driving a steam engine pulling three passenger cars*
Ryan: She was shoveling coal into the firebox, when the engine derailed.
Pink Mare: *Jumps out of the engine as the train falls off the bridge*
Ryan: She jumped off the train, and onto the bridge, but she lost her footing, and fell down toward her train.
Pink Mare: AAHHHHH!! *Lands in the river*
Ryan: Hundreds of ponies died that dreadful day, but some say the engineer still lives on. On any dark night, at 11:04 PM, the same time her train crashed, you can see her waiting on the other side of the bridge, waiting for you to cross so she can board your train.

At the end of Ryan's story, Donut laughed.

Donut: Two things. One, that was the worst story I ever heard. Two, None of us ever go across that bridge around 11:04 PM. We are sleeping! *Gets up, and walks away* I'm going to work in the train yard. Tell Michael to send me a telegram with my job.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* You sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are you talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the top of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking forward to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do you want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: You have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, by having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help you with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican Pony 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican Pony 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, you have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting next to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying you were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the day February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did you think of Gordon's actions when he told you to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: You can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if you will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset by what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When you say surprised, do you mean like an angry kind of surprised, or just surprised?
Jeff:...
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