My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: Top 5 stupidest stereotypes that I could think of: ....

Top 5 stupidest stereotypes that I could think of: ....

posted by Canada24

#5: CANADIANS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICANS:
We always say we are better then America..
But at least American's know who they are, and don't lie about how dangerious they are..
Canada is full of murderers, thieves, bad comedy, nd full out stupidity, but we are too stubborn to admit this..

#4: ANYONE WEARING A HOOD, IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED:
Sadly, it's my own mother who believes this. :(

#3: ALL JEWISH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS:
No comments..

#2: BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAN'T BE BULLIED, ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CAN:
Really hits homes for me..

#1: ALL BLONDE GIRLS ARE MORONS:
My whole family is blonde.. So.. Yeah.

btflash well the thing about stereotypes is that they're based around exceptional majorities. it doesn't mean that stereotypes are true for everyone.

Canada24 Ohh

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Elements of Harmony

added by Tawnyjay

Source: Rightful Owners

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the previous H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so Rainbow Dash appeared,...

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Sisters!

added by alinah_09

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Ponies On The Rails episode 25 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After Orion derailed the train, Stylo came running into the signalbox.

Snowflake: Great, now he's going to think I caused the accident.
Orion: Why don't we explain the situation to him?
Snowflake: Yeah, you tell him the truth, and I get fired.
Orion: Oh no, I'll get fired for you.
Stylo: *Arrives* Which one of you nincompoops switched the track before I even cleared the line?
Orion: I cannot tell a lie, it is I.
Stylo: Do you realize what could happen to you?
Orion: I want to get fired.
Stylo: *Scratching head* What?
Snowflake: It's a long story.
Stylo: Well we have a long day, let's hear it.
Orion:...

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Princess Skyla 1

posted by _Laugh_

A while after Prince Shining Armor and Princess Cadence had gotten married, they had planned to have a baby. A mare to be exact. And so they did. Her blue eyes sparkled like diamonds, and her coat was light pink. Her mane had two shades. One purple, and the other yellow. And of course, she was an alicorn.

Cadence and Shining Armor decided to name this beautiful mare, Skyla. Princess Skyla. She was born healthy and strong. Unfortunately, Skyla had trouble flying and controlling her magic.

Princess Cadence was still haunted by the memory when Queen Chrysalis appeared in her wedding, ruining...

Tom Foolery: Old Stomping Grounds Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After getting the crowd to laugh from jokes about monkey pox, Tom waited a few seconds for everyone to settle down. He continued with more material.

Tom: So I offered to buy lunch for my mom a few days ago at a shopping mall, but she said no. I think she was trying to give me a taste of my own medicine, because when I was a colt, I was a fussy eater.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's fussy! He's a fussy eater! Fussy eater is a euphemism for biiiiiiiig pain in the ass.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean if I didn't like something, I told them. I didn't play with my food, I simply said I don't like that!
Crowd:...

Tom Foolery: Old Stomping Grounds Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Tom: *Walking down main street* Hi. I'm Tom Foolery. Ponyville was my home for most of my life after being born in 1989. In 2016, I moved to Fillydelphia. While my career as a comedian, and actor has taken me to many different parts around the United States of Equestria, and a couple of other countries, I frequently like to come back to the place where it all began. You want a good comedy show? Join me now, as SeanTheHedgehog Productions presents to you, my Old Stomping Grounds.

A crowd can be heard...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run by thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits

October 2, 1950

Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.

Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Gordon: I will not do anything to...

İs Spike A Slave?

posted by elsafan1010

Story Writers. To the MLP Club.
I think they should use ''FimFiction'' which is an MLP story writing site. I was using fimFiction and my username is "Alsuisastar." I wrote a good story about Celestia there and if you want I can upload it to Fanpop.

Today's topic is Spike. Spike is Twilight's cute little assistant and Twilight does everything she says. Spike volunteers, but sometimes Twilight can be tough on him when he refuses Twilight's request.

The worst thing is that Twilight constantly wakes Spike up early and keeps him busy. Sometimes I pity this little dragon. Isn't Twilight overdoing it?...

Nightmare Cozy Glow

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Source: sallyso

Daybreaker

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How Gilda Stole Christmas

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Song (Start at 0:19): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

How Gilda Stole Christmas

Starring all MLP characters as themselves.

The story starts on a snowy day in Ponyville, with a bright blue sky.

Ponies: Fahoo fores dahoo dores, welcome Christmas bring your light. *Cutting down a tree* Fahoo fores dahoo dores. Welcome in the cold dark night. Welcome Christmas, fahoo ramus. Welcome Christmas, dahoo damus. Welcome Christmas while we stand. *Putting the tree up in Ponyville Square* Heart to heart and hand in hand.

Song: link

Ponies:...

In Seaquestria

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Sunset quotes from Rainbow Rocks

posted by TimberHumphrey

"Ever since you started this band, you've been letting... little things get to you. I didn't say anything because I didn't feel like it was my place. Not when I'm so new to this friendship thing. I still have a lot to learn. But I do know that if you don't work out even the smallest problems right at the start, the magic of friendship can be turned into something else."

"A demon. I turned into a raging she-demon."

"I don't know. I mean, these girls, they were... There was something off about them."

" I don't think anyone is supposed to have all the answers. But you can count on your friends... to help you find them."

"I have an idea how we can get in touch with Princess Twilight!"

"None taken. Heh, I'm used to it."

Starlight's meme faces

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Warbonnet Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Greg & Saten Twist started drinking at the bar. They were still thinking about Jake.

Saten: What do you think Tareq will say when he finds out about his death?
Greg: He'll be just like me. He'd want to see his death.
Saten: *Drinks his beer* You really didn't like him, did you?
Greg: Nope.
Tareq: *Walks into the bar*
Saten: *Chuckles* Good timing. We were just talking about you.
Tareq: I've been transferred to take over for Jake until a new pony gets hired.
Greg: You heard about his death.
Tareq: Yeah. How did it happen?
Saten: *Sighs* Do you really want to know?
Tareq: Yes.
Saten: Fine....