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MEANWHILE:

Starlight Glimmer kept her promise and not only removed Saten's awful cutie mark, but also allowed him in their group.

But Saten had to promise to not hit on her so much, as it was getting annoying.

Starlight Glimmer: It's always nice to have someone who truelly believes in our ways.. Though sorry it might of cost you respect from your friends..

Saten: Well.. A lot of them didn't respect me anyway.. But still, yeah. It was pretty awkward..

Starlight Glimmer: Sorry to hear that..

Saten: Well.. It's not the 'only' awkward experience I ever been though..

FLASHBLACK TO THE EPISODE "MAGIC DUEL":

Trixie: (getting ready to leave)..

Saten: (flies over) Trixie, wait!.. Don't leave without saying good bye.

Trixie: Sorry.. I thought you were still mad at me.. I mean, I tried to kick Twilight out of town and then tried to do the same to you..

Saten: Yeah. About that.. Why me? Why were you so mad at me!?

Trixie: Ohh, I don't know.. Maybe it's the fact that you were the only one in high school that EVER cared for me.. That you meant the world to me.. That I LOVED you!.. But you never loved me back!.. Instead, you fallen for some unattractive Southern girl, instead of me!.. That I finally had enough of waiting for the day that you might finally come to your senses and realize who you should of been with!..

Saten: So... You don't like AppleJac-

Trixie: YES, I DON'T LIKE APPLEJACK!

Saten: Okay. Chill chill.. I'm sorry okay... Here, take some fancy wine.. (gives her a full bottle of wine).

Trixie: (not sure what to say)..

Saten: And if it makes you feel better. Most girls say that when I kiss them.. They wanna puke.
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At a station marked Zweibrucken, Labiche was driving 45 miles an hour.

Schmidt: *Sees the station they are passing, and marks their current location on a map* We are home at last. We are in Germaneigh.

But they were really in Vitry Le Francois

Ponies: *Removing the station signs*

Next morning in Rive-Reine, Maurice was watching two ponies in a locomotive half a mile away from him.

Railroad Pony 92: *Blows the whistle as he drives forward*
Maurice: *Watching the train go faster, and faster*

It was going too fast, and once it got on the mainline, it derailed. The tracks were blocked.

Maurice:...
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At the pizza parlor.

Waiter: Jim, you got a call.
Jim: Okay. *Walks to phone, and picks it up* Hello?
Sam: It's Sam. Those Mexicans are dead. They crashed, and kill their selves.
Jim: Dammit. Next time we get attacked by these illegal immigrants, try to find out who their leader is.
Sam: Yes sir. *Hangs up, then goes to Case Cracker* Okay, Jim said next time we get attacked by those immigrants, we need to find out who their leader is. Let's go see how Gordon's doing.
Case Cracker: Okay. He should be at the hospital by now. *Drives to the hospital*
Sam: *Thinking* I have a hunch that I might know...
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Con returned to Canterlot for the breifing of his new assignment.

Con: *Waiting by P's office*
Miss Moneybit: He'll see you now.
Con: He won't be seeing me soon. Pinkie Pie might return and take P's spot.
Miss Moneybit: I wouldn't mind that.
Con: *Goes into P's office*
P: Good to see you're still alive 0007. What do you know about alicorns?
Con: They are either unicorns with wings, of pegasi with horns. Unfortunately, most ponies do not like their kind, because they believe that they're overpowered.
P: That is precisely what you're up against. An alicorn by the name of Ice Cube has created her...
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Case Cracker's car
Case Cracker's car
Blazin' Blue, Saten Twist, Ryan, Night Frizz, and NocturnalMirage got away from Master Sword, and Sean. Just as soon as they got out of Baltimare, they saw a car towing an open trailer with gascans, and ponies standing by them. The car towing this trailer was driven by Case Cracker.

Ryan: What kind of a car is that?
Mirage: I don't know mate. It looks Italian though, that's all I can tell you.
Saten Twist: *Looks inside car* Son of a bitch, he has a walkie talkie.
Case Cracker: Yo, what's up guys?
Blazin' Blue: Not much. How are you?
Case Cracker: Good. Where you headin?
Ryan: Fillydelphia.
Case...
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