Me, and Nikki ran very far from Mosul. We were heading to the Persian Gulf to get on a boat that would take us back to Equestria. It was dark out, so we decided to take a break.
Nikki: We've gone pretty far, haven't we?
Sean: Yeah. There's a small building nearby. It looks abandoned. Let's go in there so we won't freeze out here.
Inside the building was some wood. We used that to make a fire so we would stay warm.
Sean: Good thing we're far away from any terrorists.
Nikki: If we're far away from them, they might stop looking for us.
Sean: This is the middle of nowhere, they wouldn't think about coming anywhere near here.
Nikki: Good thing for us.
Sean: Yes it is. Can't wait until we get back to Equestria. Rainbow Dash has been giving us assignments here for weeks.
Nikki: You must be lucky dating a princess.
Sean: Yeah, she's happy with her new job. At first, she wanted to be called the President like that pony, Obama down in Washington D.C, but since we already have a president, she has to be the princess. Nikki, could you imagine being a princess?
Nikki: Nah, that ain't for me. What about you?
Sean: What a fucked up question. Obviously, I can't be a princess. I could be a prince if I wanted to, but I'm not gonna be a princess anytime soon. *Yawns* Let's go to bed.
Nikki: But there ain't any beds around here.
Sean: We'll just have to make do with what we have. We'll get out of here around 5 AM, and get on that boat.
Meanwhile, back at Mosul.
ISIS Ponies: *Gathered at a meeting*
Duublar: Everypony. It has come to my attention that Equestria is getting more, and more stronger.
Halligan: Let's take a look at how this happened.
Duublar: Three years ago, Sean the hedgehog came into Equestria, and made friends with a group of special soldiers trained by Princess Celestia.
ISIS Pony 52: I'm pretty sure they're not soldiers-
Duublar: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!! Anyway, these soldiers were known as the mane 6, and their leader was a purple unicorn named Twilight Sparkle.
Halligan: Later, an evil army made up of Nazis, and Robots arrived there, and their leader was a scientist named Doctor Robotnik.
Duublar: Over the months, they kept fighting each other, and Robotnik eventually made allies with Discord.
Halligan: Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle became a princess. Due to this, she became greedy, and robbed a candy store. Princess Celestia caught her, and punished the young princess by giving her the voice of a black man.
Duublar: After that, Twilight wanted more attention, and got angry at everyone for that. She decided to get her revenge, by joining forces with Robotnik.
Halligan: After that, Celestia died of old age, and told one of the ponies in the mane 6 to take her place.
Duublar: This pony is Rainbow Dash. She killed Twilight Sparkle, and is now the new princess of Equestria.
Halligan: She is dating Sean the hedgehog, and he is a war hero working for the Pony Alliance.
Duublar: We have tested our drug on several ponies that despised us, and it has proven to be successful!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: We will use the drug on Rainbow Dash, and she will turn the United States into our ally!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: With that, it will make things easier for us to rule the entire world!!!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
2 B Continued
Nikki: We've gone pretty far, haven't we?
Sean: Yeah. There's a small building nearby. It looks abandoned. Let's go in there so we won't freeze out here.
Inside the building was some wood. We used that to make a fire so we would stay warm.
Sean: Good thing we're far away from any terrorists.
Nikki: If we're far away from them, they might stop looking for us.
Sean: This is the middle of nowhere, they wouldn't think about coming anywhere near here.
Nikki: Good thing for us.
Sean: Yes it is. Can't wait until we get back to Equestria. Rainbow Dash has been giving us assignments here for weeks.
Nikki: You must be lucky dating a princess.
Sean: Yeah, she's happy with her new job. At first, she wanted to be called the President like that pony, Obama down in Washington D.C, but since we already have a president, she has to be the princess. Nikki, could you imagine being a princess?
Nikki: Nah, that ain't for me. What about you?
Sean: What a fucked up question. Obviously, I can't be a princess. I could be a prince if I wanted to, but I'm not gonna be a princess anytime soon. *Yawns* Let's go to bed.
Nikki: But there ain't any beds around here.
Sean: We'll just have to make do with what we have. We'll get out of here around 5 AM, and get on that boat.
Meanwhile, back at Mosul.
ISIS Ponies: *Gathered at a meeting*
Duublar: Everypony. It has come to my attention that Equestria is getting more, and more stronger.
Halligan: Let's take a look at how this happened.
Duublar: Three years ago, Sean the hedgehog came into Equestria, and made friends with a group of special soldiers trained by Princess Celestia.
ISIS Pony 52: I'm pretty sure they're not soldiers-
Duublar: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!! Anyway, these soldiers were known as the mane 6, and their leader was a purple unicorn named Twilight Sparkle.
Halligan: Later, an evil army made up of Nazis, and Robots arrived there, and their leader was a scientist named Doctor Robotnik.
Duublar: Over the months, they kept fighting each other, and Robotnik eventually made allies with Discord.
Halligan: Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle became a princess. Due to this, she became greedy, and robbed a candy store. Princess Celestia caught her, and punished the young princess by giving her the voice of a black man.
Duublar: After that, Twilight wanted more attention, and got angry at everyone for that. She decided to get her revenge, by joining forces with Robotnik.
Halligan: After that, Celestia died of old age, and told one of the ponies in the mane 6 to take her place.
Duublar: This pony is Rainbow Dash. She killed Twilight Sparkle, and is now the new princess of Equestria.
Halligan: She is dating Sean the hedgehog, and he is a war hero working for the Pony Alliance.
Duublar: We have tested our drug on several ponies that despised us, and it has proven to be successful!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: We will use the drug on Rainbow Dash, and she will turn the United States into our ally!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: With that, it will make things easier for us to rule the entire world!!!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
2 B Continued
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof by behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten said nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave you alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad you to know you actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten said a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. You wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten said excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten said nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave you alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad you to know you actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten said a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. You wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten said excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favorite character Twilight and AppleJack, by using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer reading Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if you really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favorite character Twilight and AppleJack, by using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer reading Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if you really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
TotalDramaFan60 presents:
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy Bear wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
Maple and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy Bear wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
Maple and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!