When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... You know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.
Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of pony would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of Rainbow Dash, do you remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes.
Jeff: I was the one driving that car. I was going to kill you two if you lost, but since you ate a cupcake on a sunday, go to sleep.
Scootaloo: Excuse me?
Jeff: I said go to sleep. You're supposed to sleep so I can kill you.
Scootaloo: Really? Because based off of the decor in this basement, it looks like you're supposed to take out my bodyparts, and use them for making cupcakes.
Jeff: That's disgusting. I just want to kill you.
Scootaloo: Yeah well, I don't think that's gonna happen. Because I'm not going to fall asleep.
Jeff: Then I'll make you fall asleep. *Grabs a watch, and has it dangling in front of Scootaloo* You are getting very very sleepy. Your eyes are about to close. When I count to five, you will sleep. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
Scootaloo: *Does not fall asleep* You do realize that never works. Right?
Jeff: *Gets very nervous* Uhknoesngoegierogrdnhodjfkh, *Runs to get a dart gun* I shall shoot you with this, and make you fall asleep.
Scootaloo: How many darts do you have in there?
Jeff: Three. *Shoots all three of them, but he misses, and they hit the wall behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Bored* really?
Jeff: GGGRRRRRRRR!!!! FINE! YOU ASKED FOR IT!! I'M GONNA CUT OUT YOUR BODYPARTS, AND USE THEM TO MAKE CUPCAKES!!!!
He dashed off shouting out a lot of obscenities, and after five seconds he returned with a plastic knife, a rubber band, a broken watch, and a spoon with Teletubbies on it.
Scootaloo: This is what you're gonna use to cut out my bodyparts?
Jeff: *Smiles* Yes. I'm such a genius!
Scootaloo: *Sarcastic* Right.
Jeff: And now, to cut off your wings. *Grabs the plastic knife, but then he trips, and cuts the rope*
Scootaloo: Thank you. *Breaks free, and escapes*
Jeff: THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!! GUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guard 1: Yes sir.
Jeff: There was a little filly I had here tied up. Go find her!
Guard 5: Sir, please be more specific. What does this filly look like?
Jeff: It's orange, and has purple hair. Kill her.
Guard 3: Yes sir.
They all ran off to try, and find me.
2 B Continued
Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of pony would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of Rainbow Dash, do you remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes.
Jeff: I was the one driving that car. I was going to kill you two if you lost, but since you ate a cupcake on a sunday, go to sleep.
Scootaloo: Excuse me?
Jeff: I said go to sleep. You're supposed to sleep so I can kill you.
Scootaloo: Really? Because based off of the decor in this basement, it looks like you're supposed to take out my bodyparts, and use them for making cupcakes.
Jeff: That's disgusting. I just want to kill you.
Scootaloo: Yeah well, I don't think that's gonna happen. Because I'm not going to fall asleep.
Jeff: Then I'll make you fall asleep. *Grabs a watch, and has it dangling in front of Scootaloo* You are getting very very sleepy. Your eyes are about to close. When I count to five, you will sleep. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
Scootaloo: *Does not fall asleep* You do realize that never works. Right?
Jeff: *Gets very nervous* Uhknoesngoegierogrdnhodjfkh, *Runs to get a dart gun* I shall shoot you with this, and make you fall asleep.
Scootaloo: How many darts do you have in there?
Jeff: Three. *Shoots all three of them, but he misses, and they hit the wall behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Bored* really?
Jeff: GGGRRRRRRRR!!!! FINE! YOU ASKED FOR IT!! I'M GONNA CUT OUT YOUR BODYPARTS, AND USE THEM TO MAKE CUPCAKES!!!!
He dashed off shouting out a lot of obscenities, and after five seconds he returned with a plastic knife, a rubber band, a broken watch, and a spoon with Teletubbies on it.
Scootaloo: This is what you're gonna use to cut out my bodyparts?
Jeff: *Smiles* Yes. I'm such a genius!
Scootaloo: *Sarcastic* Right.
Jeff: And now, to cut off your wings. *Grabs the plastic knife, but then he trips, and cuts the rope*
Scootaloo: Thank you. *Breaks free, and escapes*
Jeff: THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!! GUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guard 1: Yes sir.
Jeff: There was a little filly I had here tied up. Go find her!
Guard 5: Sir, please be more specific. What does this filly look like?
Jeff: It's orange, and has purple hair. Kill her.
Guard 3: Yes sir.
They all ran off to try, and find me.
2 B Continued
This isn't a very long chapter, but it's all got for it..
Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe you can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what you ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of you in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.
TO BE CONTAINUED
Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe you can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what you ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of you in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.
TO BE CONTAINUED
Maple looked out at the table and saw an amazing breakfast. "Buttered...was this you?" Maple asked, and she looked where Buttered always was when the family woke up. But he wasn't there. Maple looked where Gummy was, right by her, but she wasn't there either. "Buttered? Gummy?" Maple asked. She looked around and then the kitchen caught on fire. Maple gasped and stumbled back. A sword appeared in her hoof. She stood up to start fighting whoever had caused this. She gulped. She didn't know if she was ready for...this. A firey figure popped out and then everything went black. Or at least, for Maple.