Gordon, and Case Cracker returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.
Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are you talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll move his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit you could ever get stuck in.
In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's friend was at his apartment
Pony 72: Anthony? We have a problem.
Anthony: What sort of problem?
Pony 72: Your friend Jim didn't send any drugs.
Anthony: That lousy cunt. Get our entire mafia over here now. We've got a war to declare.
Pony 72: Yes sir, right away. *Walks away*
Anthony: I thought I could trust you Jim. Now you're going to die along with all of your friends, and everything else you like.
Meanwhile Gordon, and Case Cracker were at the bowling alley
Case Cracker: So Gordon, we planin' on laying low for long?
Gordon: I don't think so. When they arrive, we just gotta be cautious. Jim will tell us about these guys tomorrow.
Case Cracker: Alright.
Soon, both ponies started bowling. By the time the game was near an end, it was all tied up. So far, both of them got all strikes.
Gordon: Ok, don't foul this up *rolls ball down lane*
Case Cracker: *watches bowling ball hit the pins* YEAH! *Hoofbumps Gordon* You got eight man.
Gordon: I only need to get two more to get a spare. *Rolls ball down lane, and sees the two pins go down* That's an extra turn for me.
Case Cracker: You better get another strike man.
Gordon: I'll see what I can do. *Gets a bowling ball, and waits for the pins to be set*
Case Cracker: *Watching Gordon*
Gordon: *Rolls the ball down the lane*
Case Cracker: *watches ball roll down lane in suspense*
Gordon: *Watching* I got seven. Alright Case. You gotta get a strike, and eight more pins to beat me.
Case Cracker: *rolls ball down the middle of the lane*
Gordon: Ooh. This could be a strike.
Case Cracker: *watches the pins fall* Woahhh yeah!
Gordon: Now, just get eight more pins.
Case Cracker: *Sees the pins being set, and grabs a bowling ball*
Gordon: I swear, if you don't get this-
Case Cracker: Shut up. Let me do this. *Rolls ball towards the right. It curves to the left, and knocks down nine pins*
Gordon: Case, you won. Nice job *hoofbump*
Case Cracker: *goes to staff* I got all strikes so I get my money back! *takes his money*
Staff: Fine now leave
Case Cracker: I will *goes outside the bowling alley*
Gordon: *Follows* Hey, that just reminds me. I got this letter from a mare this morning. She said she lived somewhere in Russian Hill, and is saying she wants to meet me.
Case Cracker: A mare? What does she want to meet you for?
Gordon: I don't know. Perhaps she wants to ask me out on a date.
Case Cracker: Alright I'll leave you to your 'business'. I'm gonna go home then.
Gordon: Yeah yeah, see you tomorrow.
Later, Gordon went to Russian Hill to meet the mare that sent him the letter.
Gordon: *Gets out of his car, and waits*
Erica: *Walks to Gordon* Hello.
Gordon: Hi. You wouldn't happen to know about a mare that sent a letter to me, would you?
Erica: I sent you that letter.
Gordon: Oh, you did. Well I'm glad I received it.
Erica: Why don't we go somewhere more private?
Gordon: Good idea.
They went into Erica's apartment. Everything seemed quiet at first. The street lights were getting brighter as the sky got darker, and cars were just sitting still like statues. Then, Erica's voice could be heard from outside her apartment.
Erica: Oh, yes! Yes! *Pants*
Ponies: *Waking up* What the hell is happening?
Gordon: We're having sex! Fuck off!!!
2 B Continued
Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are you talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll move his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit you could ever get stuck in.
In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's friend was at his apartment
Pony 72: Anthony? We have a problem.
Anthony: What sort of problem?
Pony 72: Your friend Jim didn't send any drugs.
Anthony: That lousy cunt. Get our entire mafia over here now. We've got a war to declare.
Pony 72: Yes sir, right away. *Walks away*
Anthony: I thought I could trust you Jim. Now you're going to die along with all of your friends, and everything else you like.
Meanwhile Gordon, and Case Cracker were at the bowling alley
Case Cracker: So Gordon, we planin' on laying low for long?
Gordon: I don't think so. When they arrive, we just gotta be cautious. Jim will tell us about these guys tomorrow.
Case Cracker: Alright.
Soon, both ponies started bowling. By the time the game was near an end, it was all tied up. So far, both of them got all strikes.
Gordon: Ok, don't foul this up *rolls ball down lane*
Case Cracker: *watches bowling ball hit the pins* YEAH! *Hoofbumps Gordon* You got eight man.
Gordon: I only need to get two more to get a spare. *Rolls ball down lane, and sees the two pins go down* That's an extra turn for me.
Case Cracker: You better get another strike man.
Gordon: I'll see what I can do. *Gets a bowling ball, and waits for the pins to be set*
Case Cracker: *Watching Gordon*
Gordon: *Rolls the ball down the lane*
Case Cracker: *watches ball roll down lane in suspense*
Gordon: *Watching* I got seven. Alright Case. You gotta get a strike, and eight more pins to beat me.
Case Cracker: *rolls ball down the middle of the lane*
Gordon: Ooh. This could be a strike.
Case Cracker: *watches the pins fall* Woahhh yeah!
Gordon: Now, just get eight more pins.
Case Cracker: *Sees the pins being set, and grabs a bowling ball*
Gordon: I swear, if you don't get this-
Case Cracker: Shut up. Let me do this. *Rolls ball towards the right. It curves to the left, and knocks down nine pins*
Gordon: Case, you won. Nice job *hoofbump*
Case Cracker: *goes to staff* I got all strikes so I get my money back! *takes his money*
Staff: Fine now leave
Case Cracker: I will *goes outside the bowling alley*
Gordon: *Follows* Hey, that just reminds me. I got this letter from a mare this morning. She said she lived somewhere in Russian Hill, and is saying she wants to meet me.
Case Cracker: A mare? What does she want to meet you for?
Gordon: I don't know. Perhaps she wants to ask me out on a date.
Case Cracker: Alright I'll leave you to your 'business'. I'm gonna go home then.
Gordon: Yeah yeah, see you tomorrow.
Later, Gordon went to Russian Hill to meet the mare that sent him the letter.
Gordon: *Gets out of his car, and waits*
Erica: *Walks to Gordon* Hello.
Gordon: Hi. You wouldn't happen to know about a mare that sent a letter to me, would you?
Erica: I sent you that letter.
Gordon: Oh, you did. Well I'm glad I received it.
Erica: Why don't we go somewhere more private?
Gordon: Good idea.
They went into Erica's apartment. Everything seemed quiet at first. The street lights were getting brighter as the sky got darker, and cars were just sitting still like statues. Then, Erica's voice could be heard from outside her apartment.
Erica: Oh, yes! Yes! *Pants*
Ponies: *Waking up* What the hell is happening?
Gordon: We're having sex! Fuck off!!!
2 B Continued
Anthony, Jim's "friend"
Erica
Bah... I just woke up. Bear with me. -Not at all funny cause my nickname's Sambear.- Shortest one, but I might tweak it later.... after coffee... and toast...
Rarity shambled into her room,and lay down, staring at the mirror close to her. She probably should get ready for Apple Jack's party later, but she was tired. And, as a fashionista unicorn, readying would be a cinch, right? She let her eyes drift shut, not noticing the cold that crept into her bones. Her mind wandered, and she giggled feebly. "Ha, ha, sew tired. D'you get it, Sweetie? So tired, sew tired, and I make dresses? Ha..." Not only was she tired, but now she felt like stone. She yawned, and was still.
.................. -Coffee and Toast-...................
Rarity shambled into her room,and lay down, staring at the mirror close to her. She probably should get ready for Apple Jack's party later, but she was tired. And, as a fashionista unicorn, readying would be a cinch, right? She let her eyes drift shut, not noticing the cold that crept into her bones. Her mind wandered, and she giggled feebly. "Ha, ha, sew tired. D'you get it, Sweetie? So tired, sew tired, and I make dresses? Ha..." Not only was she tired, but now she felt like stone. She yawned, and was still.
.................. -Coffee and Toast-...................
I am RainbowWing, this is the story of when The Cutiemark Trio got their cutiemarks. I will start with HoneyDoodle's.
" Yo! Brother! RainbowWing!" the energetic pegasus called. Me and her shy twin trotted to her.
"What do you want now?" I hollered. "Yeah," LightningTrail uttered quietly. "I now how to get our cutiemarks!" she smiled her green eyes sparkled with mischief. " Have a party!" she exclaimed,
" We are only fillies, what pony would want to go to that party?" I asked,
" Hey, i'm no filly, I'm a colt," LightningTrail pointed out. I sighed.
I love parties so we threw one in the Cutiemark Crusader's old tree house. The next day only twelve ponies showed but boy did she show them a good time!
After the party a heart with a lightning bolt in it appeared on her flank. We had no idea what it meant except it had some thing to do with parties.
" Yo! Brother! RainbowWing!" the energetic pegasus called. Me and her shy twin trotted to her.
"What do you want now?" I hollered. "Yeah," LightningTrail uttered quietly. "I now how to get our cutiemarks!" she smiled her green eyes sparkled with mischief. " Have a party!" she exclaimed,
" We are only fillies, what pony would want to go to that party?" I asked,
" Hey, i'm no filly, I'm a colt," LightningTrail pointed out. I sighed.
I love parties so we threw one in the Cutiemark Crusader's old tree house. The next day only twelve ponies showed but boy did she show them a good time!
After the party a heart with a lightning bolt in it appeared on her flank. We had no idea what it meant except it had some thing to do with parties.
Moon Dust
I have decided to give you all Moon Dust's back story so enjoy and comment!
Moon Dust was born on Hearths Warming Eve. Her father was a pegasus named Tree Whisper. Nopony knew who her mother was. Moon Dust was delivered onto her father's house the night she was born by Princess Luna.
Luna said she found Moon Dust in the snow by the castle with a note telling the princesses he was her father. Luna said she sensed great power from this filly. Tree Whisper asked her to name the filly because naming the filly was not his job.
Moon Dust was named Moon Snowy Dust Moon Dust for short. Tree Whisper raised Moon Dust until another filly with a rainbow mane was delivered to his house with a name and note saying she was named Rainbow Wing. By then Moon Dust was 2.
When Moon Dust was 10 she was accepted to Celestia's School for gifted Unicorns and when she turned 12 she was made Luna's apprentice.
So that is most of Moon Dust's back story
Luna
Harry, and Joe drive to the crime scene
This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky?
