Gordon
Grand Theft Ponies
San Franciscolt, December 1988
The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case Cracker at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10
Gordon: I always told you that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.
Suddenly, the phone rings.
Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: Hey Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case Cracker with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Gordon: Alright. We're on our way.
Case Cracker: *grabs glasses as he is leaving*
Gordon: *Turns off TV* Let's take your car.
Case Cracker: *Nods*
The both of them walked out of the house when a mail pony arrived.
Postman: Mornin' Gordon.
Gordon: Hello. What have ya got?
Postman: The usual bills, and a letter from this mare I don't even know.
Gordon: Alright, give it to me, I'll put it in my house.
Postman: *Gives Gordon his mail*
Case Cracker: Hurry up.
Gordon: I will if you shut up. *Runs into the house*
Case Cracker: *Gets into the driver's seat of the car*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Let's do this.
Case Cracker: *Starts the car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *turns on radio*
News Reporter: This just in, the Rock Island Biker gang has attacked again. As a family of four were driving across the Golden Neigh Bridge, the Rock Island bikers shot up their car, and stole all the money in there.
Gordon: I hate those fucking bikers.
One minute later, they got to the pizzeria
Case Cracker: *Enters pizzeria with Gordon* What cha' got for us this time Jim?
Jim: I've got a load of cocaine that needs to get safely to the airport. Unfortunately a friend of mine is very obsessed with that shit in Manehattan.
Gordon: This is pretty serious.
Jim: Yes it is. I've got a Lunicorn in the parking lot with the drugs, you just gotta get it to the airport, and collect the money.
Case Cracker: And what are the terms?
Jim: None. Just get it to the airport, and give it to the pilot of this green aircraft. He'll pay you seven thousand dollars. Once you get the money, just come back here, and give it to me.
Gordon: Ok, we got it.
Jim: *gives keys to Gordon* Here are the keys to the car, and be careful.
Gordon: You can count on us Jim. *leaves*
2 B Continued
Case Cracker
Case Cracker's car
Jim
Despite having minor roles the background ponies from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic are popular. Thislist is about my top 5 favorites. I hope you like my list.
5. Octavia Melody
Octavia Melody is a music pony who takes her job seriously. She's a violn player. She's on the list for her really stylish design.
4. Lyra
Lyra is Bon Bon's best friend. The 2 of them have a cutely close bond which is why Lyra's on the list.
3. Bon Bon
Bon Bon is on the list for the same reasons as Lyra. However I like Bon Bon more, because of her mysterious and cool job.
2. Derpy
Derpy is a comedy relief character who's totally popular. She's on the list for being a amusing comedy relief.
1. Dr. Hooves
Dr. Hooves is a time traveler. I was indifferent to him until the episode staring the background characters. In that episode he go to show off his enjoyably eccentric personality traits.
5. Octavia Melody
Octavia Melody is a music pony who takes her job seriously. She's a violn player. She's on the list for her really stylish design.
4. Lyra
Lyra is Bon Bon's best friend. The 2 of them have a cutely close bond which is why Lyra's on the list.
3. Bon Bon
Bon Bon is on the list for the same reasons as Lyra. However I like Bon Bon more, because of her mysterious and cool job.
2. Derpy
Derpy is a comedy relief character who's totally popular. She's on the list for being a amusing comedy relief.
1. Dr. Hooves
Dr. Hooves is a time traveler. I was indifferent to him until the episode staring the background characters. In that episode he go to show off his enjoyably eccentric personality traits.
