My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved).. PART 3

Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved).. PART 3

posted by Canada24

Trixie leads them into the creepy funhouse.
SB: Hmm.. This is a very depressing room.. No sunlight.. No hope.. (excited) We should convince Cheerliee to have classes in here!.
AB: So.. Trixie.. Are you sure you want us in here?
Trixie: Oh. I 'differently' want you in here.. (evil chuckle)
Scootaloo: (nervous) Hmmm... I don't think I like the sound of that laugh.

(skips to the crusaders being chained to the walls).
Scootaloo: (angrily) I KNEW I DIDN'T LIKE SOUND OF THAT LAUGH!!
Trixie: SHUT UP!! (whips them)
Trixie: Hurts, don't it!
SB: I don't know.. (pervertly) Maybe you should whip me HARDER.
Trixie: (whips Sweetie Belle as hard as she can)
SB: (eroused by this) OH, GOD!
Trixie: Your all my prisoners now!
Scoot: Ohh yeah! Well just you wait! Ditty is probably sensing my danger, and is on his way..

(back in canterlot, the fairly large, black alicorn, we all know as Ditto, is seen obsessively playing Call of Duty online).
Ditto: T bag time my friend!
Shining Armor: (knocking on Ditto's door from off view) Uhhh, commander, are you in there?
Ditto: Not now kid, I'm busy!
Shining Armor: But boss, I think there might be more troubl-
Ditto: (screaming) I SAID I'M BUSY!!
Shining Armor: (nervously) Okay, okay (leaves)

2 B CONTINUED

Windwakerguy430 This was real good. Love it

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At CIE Headquarters

Con: Is P in his office?
Moneybit: Yeah, but he's a little busy.
Con: Alright. I heard he had a mission for me, and I decided to come down as soon as possible.
Moneybit: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Hello?
P: Let him in.
Moneybit: He'll see you now Mr. Mane.
Con: Right. *Walks into office* Good morning sir.
P: Likewise Con. What do you know about Discord?
Con: We've had a very long history. First, he tried to launch a bunch of missiles at Germany, and Mexico, to make it look like they were waging war against each other. Then, he killed my wife, half an hour after we got married....