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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hey everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: And who does the award go to?
Tom: Canada24.
Master Sword: F**k him, he doesn't deserve it.
Tom: What?
Audience: *Booing*
Tom: Hey, shut up!
Audience: *Stops booing*
Tom: I hope you're joking, because he works his ass off everyday to please everyone in the fandom.
Master Sword: It was supposed to be a joke, yes.
Tom: Yeah, well it was terrible.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Canada24 works hard posting comments on everything, posting videos, and articles, and many bronies like what he does for the fandom.
Master Sword: Can we have a crossover parody now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah, sure. Today's crossover parody, Despicable Hangover.
Master Sword: We are combining Despicable Me with The Hangover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait for the C.P to start, then you can laugh.

Despicable Hangover

Starring Tom Foolery as Phil
Master Sword as Alan
Canada24 as Stu
Mortomis as Doug
Minions as themselves

Phil was standing on a rooftop with Alan, Stu, and Doug.

Alan: I want all of you guys to join my wolf pack, because you guys are awesome, and wolf packs are for awesome ponies.
Stu: Yeah, whatever.
Phil: We don't care.
Audience: *Laughing*
Doug: Neither do I. Let's drink!
Audience: *Laughing*

Next morning, Phil, Alan, and Stu woke up, but they couldn't find Doug.

Stu: Where's Doug?
Phil: I don't know.
Alan: I don't know anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Phil: Somehow I believe that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Minions: *Break open door*
Minion 945: You broke down door.
Minion 53: It was locked.
Phil: May we help you?
Minion 36: You stole our money!
Alan: I don't know what that is either.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stu: What are you talking about?
Minion 36: You stole $36,000,000 from us.
Phil: Okay, you know what? Stop the Crossover Parody!

All of the lights turned off, and everypony was back to normal.

Audience: Aw!
Master Sword: Tom, what's the matter?
Tom: Something just doesn't seem right.
Saten Twist: What do you mean?
Tom: I mean something is missing from this episode.
Master Sword: Is it Mortomis, because I can't find him.
Tom: No, forget him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Is it the lack of chainsaws?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: No, I'm glad we don't have chainsaws.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: It's just.... I got it.
Master Sword: What?
Tom: We're missing the flashbacks.
Master Sword: Come again?
Tom: This is the finale for Season 1. We need some kind of flashback thing to show all of the good times we had.
Saten Twist: Good idea. Audience?
Audience: Yeah!! DO IT!!
Tom: We will in the next part, so don't go away.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*

2 B Continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Martha
Martha
When James returned to his home, his family was waiting for him at the dinner table

Martha: James. How was your day?
James: About average. Nothing bad happened.
Martha: That's good. How are Larry, and Jack?
James: They're ok, but I'm a little worried.
Martha: Why? What's happening?
James: They're saying our boss isn't doing so good with getting the Union to leave us alone.
Martha: Which union is it?
James: It's the Amalgamated Association of Iron and Steel Workers. We just call them the AA.
Martha: Ok. Dinner is almost ready.
James: Alright, I'm starving. Kids, come downstairs.
Toby: *Comes downstairs*...
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posted by JimmytheDragon
“…Trixie?!” Stylo choked. She brushed her mane out of eyes and grinned devilishly back at him.
“But… you could… you could hardly clear the clouds away…”

Trixie leaned forward, filling his field of vision. “Hah! I was faking, you fool! Walk-on-clouds spells are for AMATEURS! I simply put on a helpless act so nobody would suspect me of foul play!”

Stylo closed his eyes. Was this really happening?

“Well… I can’t say I’m not impressed, Stylo. You caught me in the act! But now you know too much about our plan.”

Stylo cracked his eyes open. “…Our… plan?”

Trixie’s...
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-We got to stop Trixie,-said Twilight.
-But,how,-asked Rarity.
-I don't know,but we got to find something,-said Twilight.
-I know this is dangerous,but I am in,-said Rainbow Dash,-I will always will be loyal to my friends,my family,and of course,my rulers.
-So am I,-said Apple Jack,-I can't leave my friends alone out there alone without me.
-Me too,-said Pinkie Pie.
-Can I leave you alone?Of course I am coming,-said Rarity.
-Ok,me too,-said Flutter Shy.
-I think,I am going to clean your room,in Canterlot,
in the castle,where I am safe.See you!Run for my life,-said Spike.
-Oh,Spike,-said all the mane...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jordan
Jordan
The next day, the film crew arrived to make the safety video.

Pete: Hello. What's your name?
Director: It's Jordan, now we gotta shoot a movie here, so let's get to work.
Pete: Right away Jordan.
Film Crew: *Setting up cameras*
Jordan: OK. I want a passenger train to stop at this station.
Pete: Well you're in luck. A passenger train will be stopping here in three minutes, and it's filled with passengers.
Jordan: Excellent. Please stand by the tracks, and tell us when it's coming.
Pete: You got it, but may I ask you a question.
Jordan: Shoot.
Pete: Wouldn't you be able to hear the train come...
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