Ass Ass Inn
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring Rainbow Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic Rainbow as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.
Audience: *Laughing*
One of the hotels in this town is called the Ass Ass Inn. It's got a secret strip club run by two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.
Ranger: What's our target for the day Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police officer that's been giving me trouble ever since I moved into this town.
Flashback
Police Pony: Hi.
Mercury: I don't like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
End flashback
Mercury: I need you to take him down. You'll get nine grand for the job.
Ranger: Sure thing.
Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, you either have her do that to you somewhere private, or don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: You mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Ranger was set up on a rooftop.
Ranger: *Looking through rifle scope, and hears his phone go off. He answers the phone* Yes?
Pony: Hi, we work for Spamdex. How would you like to be annoyed by an endless supply of advertisements on the internet?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: How would you like to have your company go out of business?! *Hangs up*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Walking down street*
Ranger: *Aiming rifle at cop* Here we go.
Green Unicorn Cop: *Stops to answer a text message*
Ranger: *Shoots a bullet* Wait a sec, I'm shooting blanks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Loads gun with real bullets*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Continues walking*
Pony: Hi, I work for Spamdex. Have we sent a virus to your computer yet?
Green Unicorn Cop: Spam yourself you weirdo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Shoots Green Unicorn Cop*
Ponies: *Freaking out, and running away*
Spamdex Pony: Remain calm! I work for Spamdex!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: Mission accomplished.
Back at the Ass Ass Inn.
Mercury: Nicely done.
Ranger: Thank you sir.
Mercury: No problem. Donovan, get off of Joanna!
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't what you thought it was sir.
Joanna: He was pretending that I was a jetski, and that he was riding through big waves.
Mercury: You mean he wasn't...
Joanna: Of course not.
Donovan: I haven't done that to a mare since I graduated college.
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B Continued
Up next is a classroom skit
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring Rainbow Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic Rainbow as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.
Audience: *Laughing*
One of the hotels in this town is called the Ass Ass Inn. It's got a secret strip club run by two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.
Ranger: What's our target for the day Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police officer that's been giving me trouble ever since I moved into this town.
Flashback
Police Pony: Hi.
Mercury: I don't like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
End flashback
Mercury: I need you to take him down. You'll get nine grand for the job.
Ranger: Sure thing.
Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, you either have her do that to you somewhere private, or don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: You mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Ranger was set up on a rooftop.
Ranger: *Looking through rifle scope, and hears his phone go off. He answers the phone* Yes?
Pony: Hi, we work for Spamdex. How would you like to be annoyed by an endless supply of advertisements on the internet?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: How would you like to have your company go out of business?! *Hangs up*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Walking down street*
Ranger: *Aiming rifle at cop* Here we go.
Green Unicorn Cop: *Stops to answer a text message*
Ranger: *Shoots a bullet* Wait a sec, I'm shooting blanks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Loads gun with real bullets*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Continues walking*
Pony: Hi, I work for Spamdex. Have we sent a virus to your computer yet?
Green Unicorn Cop: Spam yourself you weirdo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Shoots Green Unicorn Cop*
Ponies: *Freaking out, and running away*
Spamdex Pony: Remain calm! I work for Spamdex!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: Mission accomplished.
Back at the Ass Ass Inn.
Mercury: Nicely done.
Ranger: Thank you sir.
Mercury: No problem. Donovan, get off of Joanna!
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't what you thought it was sir.
Joanna: He was pretending that I was a jetski, and that he was riding through big waves.
Mercury: You mean he wasn't...
Joanna: Of course not.
Donovan: I haven't done that to a mare since I graduated college.
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B Continued
Up next is a classroom skit
Franklin
Ice Drop
Once, in a land, called Equetsria, there was a pony named Twilight Sparkle. She was a small Unicorn, and she loved to figure out what magic meant. She forever longed for a pet, and she's on different quests, to, find a pet, and venture out to see what magic means. Night Light and Twilight Velvet are sure, that Twilight can do this. They also say, if she finds one, she can get a pet! She tells Night and Twilight that she can't do this without a pet. She says it's impossible! Obviously, Night and Twilight don't believe her, but they know they should trust their daughter, so before Twilight goes out on her trip, Night and Twilight have to ground her (Nicely!) So they can plan who they're going to get for a pet and what they're going to name him. (I say him because Twilight says she needs a male pet)
