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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a classic car show in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting by his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting by his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, or you will be killed by a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have you been? You almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan: I'm sorry, but I got held up at one of those toll booths.
Saten Twist: Ah, I hate those things.
Blazin' Blue: I think you hate everything.
Saten Twist: Oh shut up.

The music stops, and the judge walks on stage

Judge: Attention everypony, it's time for the voting of Baltimare's greatest classic car for the 2014 classical car show. The winner is...
Ryan: *Looking around*
Blazin' Blue: I hope it's one of us.
Judge: Saten Twist, and his 1955 Beetle.
Saten Twist: Hey! Does this look like a beetle to you? It happens to be a Marecury Leopard!
Judge: Oh, my mistake. The winner is Tabitha St. Germain.
Blazin' Blue: What?
Saten Twist: What gives that judge the right to have somebody with a beetle to win?
Ryan: I don't know.
Saten Twist: We have muscle cars. One of us should have won. I have an idea.
Ryan: Oh boy.
Saten Twist: We're going on a roadtrip from here to Fillydelphia, and we're gonna let everybody know that these cars are the greatest that anybody can drive.
Ryan: Why Fillydelphia?
Saten Twist: Why not?
Blazin' Blue: I think that's a good idea. Let's do it.
Ryan: But first, we oughta fill up our cars with gas.
Saten Twist: Okay. It's a deal.
Blazin' Blue: Let's do it.

They went to a gas station, but as they were filling their cars up, Saten Twist had another idea.

Saten Twist: Radios.
Ryan: What?
Saten Twist: Our radios should have a walkie talkie on them, so we can communicate along the way.
Blazin' Blue: What's wrong with pulling over, and talking face to face?
Saten Twist: Everything. Walkie talkies make it less complicated. *Runs off*
Ryan: Where's he going?
Blazin' Blue: Most likely getting us walkie talkies.
Ryan: Well, we better get in our cars.
Saten Twist: *Runs out of store with walkie talkies*
Ryan & Blazin' Blue: *Start their cars*
Saten Twist: *Throwing walkie talkies into their car* Go.
Ryan & Blazin' Blue: *Driving away*
Saten Twist: *Starts car, and drives away*

Shortly after that, they were heading to Fillydelphia, and the walkie talkies were in the car radios.

Ryan: Can you two hear me?
Saten Twist: Yes.
Blazin' Blue: Yeah.
Ryan: I think I have a song you'll like.
Saten Twist: Let's hear it.
Ryan: *Puts walkie talkie on dashboard, and plays song*

Theme Song: link

Blazin' Blue: Uh, breaker 1 9, this hear is the Rubber Duck. You got a copy on me Love Machine?
Saten Twist: Aw Ten-4 Big Ben. For sure, for sure. By golly it's clean clear to TacoTown.
Blazin' Blue: Yeah, we definitely got us a front door good buddy. Mercy sakes for lives, it looks like we got us a convoy.
Ryan: Shut up, and listen to the song.
Blazin' Blue & Saten Twist: Okay.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Muscle
Car
Convoy

Starring the OC's of

Seanthehedgehog
Dragon-88
Canada24
Steampunkotaku
NocturnalMirage
Windwakerguy430
16Falloutboy
And Izfankirby

The three muscle cars were seen going past a police car.

Cop 54: Hey, three speeders.
Cop 47: Yeah, I saw them. *Drives*
Cop 54: *Puts on sirens*
Ryan: Looks like we got the attention of those cops.
Saten Twist: Let's have some fun.
Blazin' Blue: Hahahaha. *Floors it*
Saten Twist & Ryan: *Following Blazin' Blue*
Cop 47: *Follows Ryan*
Saten Twist: Take a right off here.
Blazin' Blue: *Turns right off highway*
Saten Twist: *Follows Blazin' Blue*
Ryan: *Following Saten Twist*
Cop 47: *Following Ryan*
Cop 54: I repeat. The cars are three muscle cars. Send backup right away.
Saten Twist: Turn around.
Blazin' Blue: *Turns car around*
Saten Twist & Ryan: *Turn their cars around, and follow Blazin' Blue*
Cop 47: *Spins out of control*
Cop 54: We're out of it. Suspects are heading northbound.
Blazin' Blue: *Turns onto highway*
Saten Twist & Ryan: *Following Blazin' Blue*
Cop 47: They're heading eastbound now.

But their radio stopped working.

Cop 54: Oh, great.
Ryan: Yeah, we lost them.
Blazin' Blue: Good plan Twist.
Saten Twist: Just call me Saten Twist.
Blazin' Blue: What's wrong with Twist?
Saten Twist: Reminds me of an unpopular pony in Ponyville.
Ryan: Oh, I hear you.
Blazin' Blue: Will you turn off that music now?
Ryan: *Sighs, and turns off the music*

We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing by a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, you have parked too close to a fire hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the fire hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says you have to park ten hooves, or more from a fire hydrant.
Night Frizz: *Gets into her car*
Master Sword: Hey! Where do you think you are going?
Night Frizz: I claim your statement to be... Poppycock!
Choir of Ponies: Poppycock!
Night Frizz: *Drives away*
Master Sword: You ain't getting away from my promotion. *Drives his police car, and follows Night Frizz*
Night Frizz: *Turns right*
Master Sword: *Nearly hits a minivan, but still follows Night Frizz*
Police Pony 46: Hey Sword, what are you doing?
Master Sword: Corporal Sword reporting. I'm in pursuit of a brand new Dodge Pegasus. The driver parked too close to a fire hydrant, and is fleeing from me.
Police Pony: Where is your current location?
Night Frizz: *Turns left*
Master Sword: We just took a left on Howitzer Street from Rubber Avenue.
Police Pony: If you'd like, we can set up a roadblock before she reaches the highway.
Master Sword: Yes, stop her at all costs. I need that arrest to make my promotion!
Police Pony: Okay. We're setting up a roadblock by the draw bridge.

But that was not a good idea. The roadblock was set up on the other side of the river, where Night Frizz was being chased by Master Sword.

Bridge Pony: *Sitting by bridge controls*
Bridge Pony 2: I see a sailboat coming towards us.
Bridge Pony: No kidding. *Raising bridge*

Night Frizz was on the side of the bridge being raised. If she went fast enough, she'd be able to jump across.

Master Sword: Where's that roadblock?
Police Pony 46: On the other side.
Master Sword: You nincompoops.
Police Pony 46: What?
Night Frizz: *Drives onto bridge, then flies over the roadblock*
Master Sword: *Stops car*
Police Pony 46: Oh. Now I see why you called us nincompoops.
Master Sword: Stop her!
Police Pony 46: She got away man. I'm sorry, but you can kiss your promotion good bye.
Master Sword: Oh no I won't. I'm gonna wait for that bridge to go down, then I'll chase that bitch all the way to the Police Station, and have her arrested for speeding, parking near a fire hydrant, and running away from an officer.

Meanwhile, with Ryan, Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist.

Ryan: Sure is beautiful.
Blazin' Blue: Are you kidding? Baltimare is one of the ugliest-
Saten Twist: And dangerous.
Blazin' Blue: And dangerous city in the world.
Ryan: I was talking about a mare I saw driving a Silver sedan on the other side of the highway.
Night Frizz: *Gets on highway, and drives next to Blazin' Blue*
Saten Twist: *Sees Night Frizz* Speaking of mares.
Ryan: Oh no you don't. If anypony-
Saten Twist: Anybody.
Ryan: Whatever. If anyone is asking her out, it's me. *Drives past Saten Twist, and gets next to Night Frizz*
Night Frizz: *Sees Ryan, and Saten Twist driving by them, and gets on her walkie talkie*
Saten Twist: I'll be damned.
Night Frizz: Hey guys. Where are you going?
Ryan: Fillydelphia? Would you like to join us?
Night Frizz: Sure. I got something that might help you three.
Ryan: Nice. Did you guys hear that?
Blazin' Blue: Yep.
Saten Twist: What is it?
Night Frizz: Pull over on the side here, and I'll show you.

Business is-a boomin'. I think this is the best fanfiction I have written so far, and now it's time to continue.

Night Frizz had Saten Twist, Blazin' Blue, and Ryan pull over so that she could give them something. They seemed like regular clear license plate covers, but to Night Frizz, they were a way to get pass toll gates.

Ryan: How are these going to help?
Night Frizz: I have seen many ponies do this before. If you put it on your license plate, the scanners can't track down the number. If they can't track down the number on your plate, they won't be able to find your house, and if they can't find that, they won't be able to make you pay a fifty dollar fine for going past a toll without paying.
Saten Twist: Brilliant. Just brilliant.
Blazin' Blue: I'll take one.
Night Frizz: You need two. One for your front plate, and the other for your back.
Ryan: I think he still wants only one.

The three stallions were putting on their license plate covers, while Night Frizz was waiting for them. Nocturnal Mirage was seen driving his car towards them. He was in an argument on his cell phone.

Mirage: I told you not to use this car for movie work! *Stops behind Night Frizz* You almost got a scratch on it.... Well good for you, I'm an actor, I make twice the money you make in a week. I'm going to Fillydelphia.

As he hangs up from his phone, Mirage sees the car he parked behind.

Mirage: *Gets out of his car, and walks towards Night Frizz* Hello hello hello. These are beautiful cars.
Night Frizz: Thank you. I see you also have a black dodge.
Mirage: Yes indeed. My most prized possession.
Ryan: *Walks up to Night Frizz* Who is he?
Mirage: You really don't know?
Night Frizz: This pony is an actor.
Mirage: I have been featured in a Con Mane film.
Ryan: Okay.
Night Frizz: He first starred in a black and white film where he helps Celestia.
Mirage: And I have been in Ponies On The Rails since season 5.
Ryan: Nocturnal Mirage?
Mirage: That's right.
Ryan: Welcome to our convoy.
Night Frizz: Are you finished with those covers?
Ryan: Yeah.
Mirage: Covers?
Night Frizz: Special license plate cover that prevents the plate from being scanned.
Mirage: May I have a pair?
Night Frizz: Sure.
Mirage: *Takes license plate covers* I'll put these on now.

After putting on the license plate covers, Mirage was ready to go. The five of them got on the highway, and continued on to Fillydelphia.

Master Sword was driving on the highway, trying to find Night Frizz. Meanwhile, another police pony was doing his job. His name was Sean, and he was using a Italian supercar as his police car.

Gangsters: *Laying on ground*
Sean: So, what makes you think you can get away with your crime?
Gangster 1: What did we do?
Sean: You mean you don't remember what you did? You robbed a bank.
Gangster 3: Oh really? I thought we were going through this routine, because we murdered a cop.
Sean: I don't need sarcasm from you fools. I need respect. I'm a police officer. I drive a Foallari.
Gangster 2: Yeah man, I was just wonderin' about dat. What the hell are you using a nice car like that for? Aren't you worried about getting it wrecked?
DIspatch: Attention all units, we've got a report on three muscle cars containing stolen walkie talkies. The suspects are about to leave City Limits.
Sean: Excuse me. *Goes to car, and answers call* MN-402, roger. I'll deal with you three scumbags later. *Gets in car, and drives away*
Gangster 1: Should we run for it?
Gangster 3: No dude. He might be bluffing. Let's stay here.
Sean: *Gets stopped by another cop*
Jeff: I'm going with you.
Sean: Come on Sarge, I'm a detective. I can do this myself.
Jeff: I want to go with you.
Sean: Fine. Get in, but no foul ups.
Jeff: *Gets in car* Your wish is my command.
Sean: I was afraid about that. *Drives to highway*

Speaking of the highway.

Night Frizz: Hey, what if I told you that a cop was chasing me?
Ryan: We'd floor it, and get away from him.
Mirage: What's a cop doing chasing you?
Night Frizz: He thought I parked too close to a fire hydrant. He said I had to be ten hooves or more away from it, and I was.
Mirage: He didn't believe you?
Night Frizz: That's right.
Mirage: Some cops are like that.
Blazin' Blue: Me, Ryan, and Saten Twist did something that got the cops after us. It's all Saten Twist's fault.
Saten Twist: Don't go blaming it on me, you could've talked me out of stealing those walkie talkies.
Ryan: Better idea. You could've bought them.
Master Sword: *Driving next to Night Frizz, then talks on loudspeaker* Hello ma'am. Did you miss me?
Mirage: I think we should floor it.
Ryan: Correct.

So the five of them drove away from Master Sword.

Master Sword: Oh no you don't. I want to get promoted to Sargent!
Sean: *Drives onto highway, then puts on sirens*
Jeff: Looks like we got another officer here to give us a hoof.
Sean: He's just got a standard police car. We have a convertible that can haul ass.
Jeff: But if we had a time traveling Delorean that reached 88 miles an hour, everypony would be seeing some serious shit.
Sean: Stop making that reference. Please!
Master Sword: *Gets on walkie talkie* Hey, what are you doing using a Foallari as police work? Aren't you afraid it'll get damaged?
Sean: No! Otherwise I wouldn't use it.
Master Sword: Just asking.

The two cops drove by Saten Twist. Master Sword was on the left, and Sean was on the right.

Ryan: Looks like the cops really want you Saten.
Saten Twist: Why not? I'm crazy.
Blazin' Blue: Well, at least I'm in front of all you guys.
Saten Twist: Okay. Ryan, Night Frizz, Mirage, you listening to me?
Ryan, Night Frizz, and Mirage: Yeah.
Saten Twist: On my go, put your brakes on.
Ryan, Night Frizz, and Mirage: Okay.
Master Sword: I'm gonna hit him.
Sean: Me too.
Jeff: I don't think that's a good idea.
Sean: Shut up.
Saten Twist: Now. *Applies brakes*
Ryan, Night Frizz, and Mirage: *Applies brakes*
Master Sword & Sean: *Crash into each other*

The four ponies then passed the cops, and caught up with Blazin' Blue.

Sean: *Gets out, and stares at the front of his car* My car. Look what you've done to my beautiful car!
Master Sword: Well, you did say that you weren't worried about damaging it so...
Jeff: I warned you that was a bad idea.
Sean: Oh shut up. Nopony asked for your opinion.

After the argument, they started off again to stop the five ponies in their muscle cars.

Blazin' Blue, Saten Twist, Ryan, Night Frizz, and NocturnalMirage got away from Master Sword, and Sean. Just as soon as they got out of Baltimare, they saw a car towing an open trailer with gascans, and ponies standing by them. The car towing this trailer was driven by Case Cracker.

Ryan: What kind of a car is that?
Mirage: I don't know mate. It looks Italian though, that's all I can tell you.
Saten Twist: *Looks inside car* Son of a bitch, he has a walkie talkie.
Case Cracker: Yo, what's up guys?
Blazin' Blue: Not much. How are you?
Case Cracker: Good. Where you headin?
Ryan: Fillydelphia.
Case Cracker: Mind if I join you?
Night Frizz: We're only letting ponies with muscle cars join, sorry.
Case Cracker: Come on man, let me join. This car has a ten cylinder engine. The Dodge Cobra is a muscle car, and that has ten cylinders in the engine.
Mirage: He's got a point.
Saten Twist: What do you say Blazin' Blue?
Blazin' Blue: He's in.
Case Cracker: Thanks man. You will not regret having me with you.
Mirage: No problem. I see you have a few ponies on that trailer you're pulling with gasoline. What's going on there?
Case Cracker: Business. If any of you five need gas, I'm right here.
Ryan: Me, and my friends already filled up our tanks before we left, but thank you.
Mirage: I might need a refill once we get out of the state of Mareland.
Case Cracker: Sounds good to me.

Suddenly, a police car arrived with it's sirens on, and lights flashing.

Ryan: Not again.
Case Cracker: That cop is going after me.
Saten Twist: You know something Case? I think it's time we take that pig to the slaughterhouse.
Ryan: What do you want us to do?
Saten Twist: I need you, Mirage, and Night Frizz to get in front of Blazin' Blue. Me, and Case Cracker will deal with this cop.
Ryan: *Drives infront of Blazin' Blue*
Mirage: *Follows Ryan*
Night Frizz: *Follows Mirage*
Case Cracker: What do you want me to do?
Saten Twist: Keep driving, and let me deal with this.
Cop: *Drives to the left side of Case Cracker's trailer*
Saten Twist: *Blocking cop*
Cop: *Slows down, and honks horn*
Case Cracker: I hope you know what you're doing.
Saten Twist: I do. *Grabs chainsaw, then goes far enough to the left giving enough room for the cop to be between his car, and the trailer*
Cop: *Going between Case's trailer, and Saten Twist's car*
Saten Twist: *Turns on chainsaw*
Cop: Attention all units-
Saten Twist: *Sawing part of cop's sirens off the roof*
Dispatch: What is it 73?
Cop: I found the suspect, but there's somepony attacking me with a chainsaw.
Saten Twist: And since I heard you say somepony. *Sawing off part of the door*
Cop: Get backup right away!
Dispatch: What kind of backup?
Cop: I don't care! Get the army involved if you have too!
Saten Twist: *Flattens back tire of the cop car*
Cop: I got a flat tire. I'm out. *Stops*
Case Cracker: *Looking at destroyed cop car* Holy hell. You did all that?
Saten Twist: All thanks to my prized possesion. The chainsaw.

The cop that got attacked by Saten Twist's chainsaw was waiting inside his car with the hazard lights on.

Master Sword & Sean: *Stop their cars*
Cop: Oh. Thank goodness. *Gets out of car, and runs to Master Sword* Thank goodness you have arrived to save me.
Master Sword: Who said we were here to save you?
Sean: I had no idea you were here.
Jeff: What happened to you?
Cop: Some crazy stallion attacked me with a chainsaw!
Master Sword: Did you see any ponies driving muscle cars?
Cop: Yes! One of them had the chainsaw!
Jeff: We're going after them, right?
Sean: Yes Jeff. My answer hasn't changed since the 60th time you asked me that question.
Cop: Now what do we do?
Master Sword: I don't know about you, but you're going to need a tow truck. *Drives away*
Cop: Hey! You're not just gonna leave me here, are you?
Sean: It's Master Sword's call. Not mine. *Drives away*
Cop: No!!!

While Master Sword, and Sean were continuing their pursuit, Saten Twist, and Blazin' Blue were singing the Convoy theme song that Ryan was playing earlier.

Blazin' Blue: Uh, breaker 1 9, this hear is the Rubber Duck. You got a copy on me Love Machine?
Saten Twist: Aw Ten-4 Big Ben. For sure, for sure. By golly it's clean clear to TacoTown.
Ryan: Hold up! Tacotown? That's not part of the song.
Saten Twist: Yeah it is. He sings, by golly it's clean clear to Tacotown.
Ryan: That is not what he says.
Mirage: Forgive me for butting in, but I watched the movie, and heard that song hundreds of times. It's Tacotown.
Ryan: It is not.
Mirage: Yes it is.
Ryan: It is not!

A blue muscle car appeared by Mirage. It was being driven by Frank.

Mirage: That's a beauty.
Frank: Thank you. I also have a '70 Series 65, but I like driving this car more.
Blazin' Blue: Allow us to introduce ourselves. I'm Blazin' Blue.
Saten Twist: And I'm Saten Twist.
Ryan: I'm Ryan.
Night Frizz: Night Frizz at your service.
Mirage: Nocturnal Mirage.
Case Cracker: And I am Case Cracker. Need fuel, let me know, cuz that's what I got on my trailer.
Frank: Thanks you guys. It feels good to be here. Where are you heading?
Ryan: Fillydelphia. You can be between Mirage, and Case Cracker.
Frank: You got it.
Case Cracker: *Slows down*
Frank: *Drives between Mirage, and Case Cracker*

Now, there were seven cars in the convoy.

Master Sword, and Sean were getting closer to the convoy.

Case Cracker: Yo, we got company.
Saten Twist: Not again. *Drives into the left lane* Everyone go. I'll hold them off.
Blazin' Blue: Whatever you say.

They all took off, leaving Saten Twist with the cops.

Master Sword: I see one pony that got left behind.
Sean: He caused us to crash once, but we won't give him the satisfaction of crashing again.
Jeff: I hope not. You got a nice car.
Sean: Shut up Jeff.
Saten Twist: *Grabs chainsaw*
Master Sword: Oh dear. He's the one with the chainsaw.
Sean: I should've known.
Jeff: *Sounding like Spike from Shed.mov* Welp, we're *Censored*
Saten Twist: And now for a song that doesn't fit with the activity that I'm doing.

This is the song that he plays on his radio: link

Saten Twist: *Gets close to Sean's car*
Jeff: Watch out.
Saten Twist: *Turns on chainsaw*
Jeff: Get away from him!
Sean: I'm gonna ram him, and cause him to drop that chainsaw so that he'll wreck his own car.
Saten Twist: *Breaking the front window of Sean's car*
Jeff: Are you gonna ram him or what?
Sean: *Hits Saten Twist's car*
Saten Twist: *Lightly hits Sean's arm with the chainsaw*

Fake blood appeared on Sean's arm.

Sean: He got me!
Saten Twist: *Sawing off the left door on Sean's car*
Jeff: Hot damn.
Sean: Shut up.
Saten Twist: *Takes the mirror off of Sean's car*
Master Sword: Hey, do you need help?
Sean: Yeah, get him off of me.
Saten Twist: *Goes to Master Sword, and saws part of the trunk off, while popping his back tire*
Sean: *Crashes into Master Sword's car*
Saten Twist: Ta ta. Until next time coppers. *Drives away, and turns off song*

Master Sword kept going, while Sean stopped.

Sean: He got your tire.
Master Sword: I don't care. I'm still going after them. I want that promotion to Seargent, and I want it now! *Drives away*
Jeff: Why did we stop?
Sean: To get that door. We're using it as evidence to an assault on a police pony, and his car.
Jeff: Are you still concerned about wrecking this car?
Sean: Shut up! *Puts door in trunk, and gets back in*
Jeff: I was just asking you a question.
Sean: Well ask me smarter questions, will you? *Drives*

Our characters in the convoy was seen going through a tunnel, when more police ponies saw them.

Cop 65: That's the muscle car convoy our Sarge warned us about.
Cop 35: We got four cars. Let's go after them. I'll drive.
Cop 65: Me too.
Cop 77: I'm in.
Cop 46: I'm going with you.

The four cops got in their cars, and drove onto the road.

Sean: *Sees the cops* I passed Master Sword on the way here. It's a shame he had a flat tire. He can't get enough speed to be here.
Jeff: I'm going to miss him. It's bad for him too, because he won't be able to get his promotion.
Sean: Who cares? Let's help these cops stop those criminals.
Case Cracker: Damnit. Not again.
Mirage: I have a feeling we must be popular around here.
Frank: I suppose they just want our autograph.
Saten Twist: Business is-a boomin'.
Ryan: What? With your chainsaw?
Saten Twist: You got that right.
Cop 77: *Getting by Case Cracker* Pull over.
Case Cracker: Uhm.. No thanks.
Cop 77: I said pull over now!
Case Cracker: Pull over to this. *Crashes into cop*
Cop 77: *Hits the tunnel wall*
Cop 46: Are you okay?
Cop 77: My right front tire is stuck. I'm out of it.
Night Frizz: One down. Three to go.
Sean: *Arrives in his car*
Frank: You better make that one down, four to go.
Blazin' Blue: I guess it's a good thing I'm all the way at the front of this convoy. Those cops aren't going to get me.
Sean: *Going to the front of the convoy*
Saten Twist: I'm afraid you spoke too soon.
Ryan: *Grabs apple, and throws it at Sean*
Sean: *Gets hit in the head*
Jeff: Detective?
Sean: *Goes right*
Night Frizz: Look out! *Crashes into Sean's car*

Thankfully, Night Frizz was going fast enough to push Sean's car to the side.

Mirage: Way to go.
Night Frizz: Thanks.
Ryan: Sorry Night Frizz.
Night Frizz: It's not your fault.
Ryan: If I knew he was going to the right when I threw that apple, I wouldn't have thrown it.
Night Frizz: Well, usually I would kill anypony for wrecking my car, but I'll let it slide.
Mirage: Two down, three to go.
Cop 46: *Driving past Frank*
Cop 65: Which ones do we take?
Cop 46: You two take the car with the gasoline trailer. I'm going to the third car. *Speeds up*
Cop 35: We're dealing with that stallion with the stolen gasoline.
Cop 65: He caused one cop to crash. He might have us crash as well.
Cop 35: I hope not. Let's be careful.
Case Cracker: Yo Frank, I think I'm gonna need your help.
Frank: I'm coming. *Drives to the left, and gets next to one of the cops*
Cop 35: I got the suspicion that we're not supposed to go after this guy.
Cop 65: Take the blue car. I'll get the stolen gasoline car.
Frank: *Floors it*
Cop 35: *Following Frank*
Mirage: Get him Frank.
Frank: I think I'll deal with him once I pass Blazing Blue.
Blazin' Blue: That's Blazin' Blue to you.
Frank: Meh, who cares?
Cop 65: *Pushing Case Cracker's trailer*
Case Cracker: Oh no you don't. *Puts on brakes*
Cop 65: *Gets car under trailer* Now I'm thinking this was a bad idea.

One of the fuel cans was leaking. As Case Cracker drove away, some fuel ended up on the police car.

Case Cracker: *Lights a match*
Cop 65: *Getting towards Case Cracker on the left side*
Case Cracker: I gotta say. Today was a good day. *Throws match at cop car*
Cop 65: *Gets his car on fire* Ah! *Crashes into another car*
Case Cracker: I got another one.
Frank: The last one is still after me.
Cop 35: *About to ram Frank*
Saten Twist: *Throws knife at cop car's tire*
Cop 35: *Slows down*
Frank: Haha! Nice one Saten.
Saten Twist: Just doing my job. All in the line of duty.
Frank: I'm getting back to my position. *Slows down, so that he can get between Mirage, and Case Cracker*

Ninety minutes have passed since Saten Twist, Blazin' Blue, and Ryan started off their roadtrip. Now, they were in a small town in Neigh Jersey called Flemington. They were going pass the Hunterdon Central Regional High School when...

Cop 87: Attention. We got a report from Baltimare on seven muscle cars attacking other police ponies. Be on the lookout, and use caution. Stop the suspects as soon as possible.
Blazin' Blue: I just heard on the radio that the cops here are gonna go after us.
Ryan: Who wouldn't?
Saten Twist: Leave it to me, and my chainsaw.
Frank: Your chainsaw is what's getting all these cops after us.
Mirage: Relax Frank.
Cop 83: *Filling car with gasoline*
Blazin' Blue: Cop. Floor it. *Goes fast*
Saten Twist: *Follows Blazin' Blue*
Ryan: *Follows Saten Twist*
Night Frizz: *Follows Ryan*
Mirage: *Follows Night Frizz*
Frank: *Follows Mirage*
Case Cracker: *Follows Frank*
Cop 83: *Gets on radio* All units, I found the suspects. They just past the gas station, and are on Route 31.
Cop 87: Copy 83, go after them. All units, unit 83 has found the suspects. Back up required.
Master Sword & Sean: *Passing the cop*
Cop 83: The two officers chasing them are here.
Cop 87: They're way out of their county.
Cop 83: I guess they really want to stop these guys.
Cop 87: Help them 83.
Cop 83: Yes sir. *Gets in car, and drives onto the highway*
Master Sword: I finally got a new tire, and I'm back in pursuit.
Jeff: Good for you Master Sword. Good luck.
Sean: Jeff shut up.
Jeff: What?
Cop 83: Hey you two. I'm joining the pursuit with you.
Sean: Understood.
Master Sword: Don't try to take my arrest. I'm arresting those punks.
Sean: If anypony should arrest them, it's me. They wrecked my car.
Jeff: We warned you about that.
Sean: I told you to shut up.
Blazin' Blue: *Drives left on a circle, then goes right* You're all following me, right?
Saten Twist: Yep.
Ryan: *Looks in rearview mirror* We're all here. Along with a few uninvited guests.
Mirage: Always expect the unexpected, especially when it comes to uninvited guests ruining parties.
Ryan: I think I knew that.
Cop 83: *Goes on the left side, and talks into loudspeaker* Everypony get out of the way. This is the police.
Random Ponies: *Moving as far to the left as they can*
Blazin' Blue: Stay in the middle lane. We'll keep the other cops stuck behind traffic.
Master Sword: You guys better pull over before I get angry.
Cop 83: You're already angry.
Master Sword: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!
Cop 83: By the way you're talking.
Ryan: *Sees smoke* Wait.. Is that- Nah, it can't be.

Ryan thought it was a train, but then he heard a whistle, and there was no mistaking it.

Ryan: Everyone, I got an idea.
Saten Twist: Well, at least you didn't say everypony. What's up?
Ryan: I remember this town. There's a train going twelve miles an hour by us, and one of the exits off here is a railroad crossing.
Night Frizz: So?
Ryan: We can get the cops to stop before they get a chance to get across the tracks. Or better yet, we can have the train crash into them.
Saten Twist: You got it. Just leave it to me, and my chainsaw.
Ryan: No chainsaws. Just drive. Drive as fast as you can until I tell you to get on the exit.

Blazin' Blue: *Goes past railroad crossing*
Ryan: Go faster. The train will be here soon.
Saten Twist: *Goes past railroad crossing*
Ryan: *Goes past railroad crossing* Hurry, hurry.
Night Frizz: *Goes past railroad crossing*
Mirage: *Goes past the railroad crossing*
Frank: *Goes past the railroad crossing*
Case Cracker: *Goes past the railroad crossing*

The train soon started going across, and the police ponies had to stop.

Sean: Oh great!
Jeff: Yes, that is a great sight. I like trains.
Sean: Yeah, well who cares?
Master Sword: I can't let a train stop my promotion. I demand the train to go faster.

But the train was still going slow over the crossing.

Cop 83: I'm afraid your demand was unsuccessful.
Master Sword: My next demand will not be ignored.
Sean: Doubt it.

Back to the convoy.

Mirage: Haha! The plan worked. Those cops got stopped by the train.
Ryan: I told you it would work.
Saten Twist: Yes you did. What I don't get is why you wouldn't let me use my chainsaw.
Ryan: For a few reasons. One, the cops were too far away, two it's been causing violence, and some of the readers don't like that, and three it'll probably end up being lost in the next part of this fanfiction.
Saten Twist: What are you, physic?
Ryan: No, but you never know what'll happen.
Mirage: Like I said, always expect the unexpected.
Ryan: Exactly.
Blazin' Blue: There's a state trooper I see by this bridge. Take it slow. Only go fast is he puts those sirens on.

So the seven of them followed the speed limit while passing the state trooper, and he didn't even try to go after them. He had no idea they were wanted.

Case Cracker: *Laughing*
Blazin' Blue: Did my plan work?
Mirage: You're goddamn right it worked. He doesn't expect a thing.
Night Frizz: That was a very good plan Blazin' Blue.
Blazin' Blue: Why thank you.
Frank: Let's just hope those other cops don't stop by him, and inform him about our importance.
Saten Twist: Don't jinx it.
Ryan: There's no such thing as a jinx Saten.
Saten Twist: Yes there is. A pink german told me about it.
Blazin' Blue: A pink german? Why does the description of that pony sound familiar?
Night Frizz: What did her cutie mark look like?
Saten Twist: Three party balloons? Can you think of any pink germans with party balloons as cutie marks?

They all thought about it very hard, but no one could come up with an answer.

Blazin' Blue, and everypony in his convoy finally got onto the highway for Fillydelphia.

Mirage: It's been a while since those cops decided to go after us.
Frank: I think they lost us.
Saten Twist: Don't jinx it!
Ryan: Saten, what did I tell you about jinxes not existing?
Saten Twist: They do exist. Pinkie Pie told me.
Blazin' Blue: Oh. So that's the name of the pink German you mentioned earlier.

Master Sword, Sean, The Cop from Flemington, and five more police ponies were behind them.

Case Cracker: Looks like our friends brought more guests along.
Frank: I guess Saten Twist was right about the jinx after all.
Saten Twist: I warned you bastards, but none of you listened.
Ryan: They can't follow us all the way.
Mirage: What do you mean?
Ryan: Sooner or later, they have to stop. Once we get into the state of Pennsylneighnia, they won't be able to chase us, because we won't be in the state of Neigh Jersey anymore.
Night Frizz: What about Master Sword, and Sean? They've been following us all the way from Baltimare.
Ryan: Those two, we need to get rid of, but the others aren't allowed to follow us into Pennsylneighnia.
Mirage: How far do we have to go?
Ryan: I'd say a few miles. Once we cross the Delamare River, we're clear.
Saten Twist: Then we have to get rid of Master Sword, and Sean.
Ryan: Yes we do.

So the seven ponies in their muscle cars decided to put the petal to the metal. They drove as fast as they could so they would cross the river before getting stopped by the cops.

Blazin' Blue: When we wrap this up, where do you wanna meet?
Saten Twist: Either the zoo, or 30th Street Station.
Night Frizz: Let's go to the zoo.
Case Cracker: I agree.
Blazin' Blue: Alright then, we'll go to the zoo.
Cop 83: Stop your cars right now!
Case Cracker: *Looking back at trailer* I have a plan.
Frank: What's up?
Case Cracker: I have two ponies in the trailer I'm towing, but I plan to use the gasoline on there to blow those cops to smithereens.
Frank: You sure it'll work?
Case Cracker: Yes, but first we need to get those two ponies off. One of them will ride with me, but I think we need Saten Twist for this one. He's got a convertible, so it'll be easier for the other pony.
Frank: Right. Saten, what do you say?
Saten Twist: Of course. Anything for my friend.
Case Cracker: Alright, well get in the left lane, and wait for me.
Saten Twist: You got it. *Gets in left lane, and slows down*

The others started to pass him, and soon, Case Cracker got his trailer right next to Saten Twist's car.

Trailer Pony 1: *Gets in Case Cracker's car*
Trailer Pony 2: *Hesitating to get in Saten Twist's car*
Case Cracker: Come on man. Jump into the convertible.
Saten Twist: Yeah. I don't bite, but I do kill.
Case Cracker: I gotta detach the trailer. Jump!
Trailer Pony 2: *Jumps onto Saten Twist's car, and is holding onto the outside of the door*
Saten Twist: Hold on!
Trailer Pony 2: *Gets back hooves onto Case Cracker's trailer, then jumps into Saten Twist's car*
Saten Twist: Welcome aboard.
Case Cracker: *Detaches trailer*
Master Sword: *Getting closer* They lost their gasoline. Sean, you retrieve it, and I'll follow them to make my arrests.
Case Cracker: *Pointing a Desert Eagle at the gasoline trailer* Say goodbye you mother- *Shoots gun*

The trailer exploded, and with it, the police cars. All the cops got killed.

Frank: *Looking at explosion, and whistles* Nice!
Mirage: Was that you Case Cracker?
Case Cracker: Half of that was me. The other half was caused by idiots getting too close to the trailer, if you dig what I mean.
Mirage: I do.
Night Frizz: So now what?
Ryan: We're still going to the zoo right?
Blazin' Blue: I wouldn't mind. I always wanted to see their prairie dog exhibit.
Saten Twist: As a pony being raised in that town, let me tell you I've been to their zoo many times. That prairie dog exhibit is awesome.
Mirage: I like how it's by the railroad.
Ryan: You know something? It's gonna take us a while to get there. I got a song to play for you.
Saten Twist: Oh god, not again.
Ryan: *Plays song*

Ending Song: link

Ryan: It's a different version of the song I was playing earlier.
Saten Twist: I see.
Blazin' Blue: Wanna sing it?
Ryan: No. Just listen to it, and enjoy it.
Mirage: A-men.

And that concludes the....

Muscle
Car
Convoy

Starring in order of appearance

Blazin' Blue from Dragon-88
Saten Twist from Canada24
Ryan from Seanthehedgehog
Master Sword from Windwakerguy430
Night Frizz from 16Falloutboy
Nocturnal Mirage from NocturnalMirage
Sean from Steampunkotaku
Jeff from Seanthehedgehog
Case Cracker from Izfankirby
Frank from Seanthehedgehog

The End
THE NEXT DAY:

Saten was seen in a local bar.
Saten: *pounds counter* WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. You haven't oldered one yet.
Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol you got?
Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.
Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.
Bartender: If you say so.
Suddenly Derpy ran in.
Derpy: Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Someone asked me out.
Saten: Oh.. Did they now.
Derpy: Yeah. He somehow has gotten his hooves on tickets to the grand galloping gala, tomarrow..
Saten: That's tomarrow!?
Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?
Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.
Derpy: *sadly* If...
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My name is Maple Syrup.

I'm married to Buttered Pancake and our daughter Gummy Bear is just the cutest little filly you've ever seen.

But this is our big trip.

Gummy has never been in the car this long. She woke up early of the day we went sad was jumping around wildly. She kept chanting, "Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin!" Over and over again. Me and Buttered just rolled our eyes. It was a very long car trip, but because I was "crabby" Buttered drove the way and back. Anyway, when we got here, Gummy was just amazed. Giant clock! Stuffed animals! Sweets! Tattoos! Store! Her eyes just...
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Sweetie now realised that Rarity was never trying to outshine her. She was just buying time, till Sweetie Belle arrived. IF she arrived.


Rarity: Ooh... Sapphire Shores is such a big star and such a stickler for details. What if everything's not perfect enough?... Oh, buck up, Rarity, stop this foolishness. You've done your best and left nothing to chance! All that's needed now is a good night's rest.


Wait.. Stop the train.
Like in The Incredibles, when he stops the train because of his super strangth.
But anyway.
Did she just say "buck it?".
I believe she did.
I took that from the original script....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful day in Equestria. Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks you two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if you get it on you, you can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised you didn't wear that farming outfit you made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Michael
Michael
It was a beautiful day in Equestria. A quarry opened, and all the ponies that worked there were stallions. They would collect stone, to make statues, buildings, sidewalks, and many other things.

One day, Rainbow Dash met with Celestia at her cloudhouse.

Celestia: The quarry needs a pegasus to help out for a few days. The manager, and I agreed that you would be the best option. I will find others to take over your work until you get back.
Rainbow Dash: I won't let you down. *Flies to the quarry*

By the time she arrived, Rainbow Dash met an earth pony named Michael. He was not happy to meet Rainbow...
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posted by Canada24
Again this takes place joining an episode..
The Apple Cider one..
By the way? Anyone ever drank apple cider... Is it good!?
Because I never had it.
I'll try to involve Windwaker's character if I can..
......................................................................................................

Pinkie came out of her tent, with her hair even crazier then usual.
Fluttershy: Oh, Gose, Pinkie. I love your new style.
Rainbow: Who are these ponies!?
Pinkie: Isn't this great? I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I was so excited about cider season, and I had this brilliant idea to come down here and...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
What if Princess'es and Prince's mind would be taked over by Insanity? The thing that happend here... In Equestria...

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The Great Equestrian War
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Episode 1
"The Start"
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GEA COMMAND LOG [Build 31641143]
//>Connecting to 525:632:0:1
//>
//>Connected
//>Installing File XHaCK.exe
//>
//>Instaled
//>ERROR NO 633
//>Alert Missels has been shot at - Canterlot





??? - Lets begin... the War...




At The Same Time...

Ponyville


Twilight - I dont think so...
Spike - Come on!
Dan - Its not that hard...
Twilight - mmm... ok... *cast spell and change wood into pillow at same time Canterlot exploded*...
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posted by IrisTheHedgehog
It a warm day in the village.
Ollie watched CherryBomb and Cupcake put cherries on the cupcakes for Ms.Sugarcane."You guys aren't putting them on right-"Ollie replaced them and walked off the two Sisters looked confused but kept placing down cherries.
She flapped her wings watching to fillies playing ball,*Gaaasp*"Put your hooves this way!"She usually didn't care about sports...
The fillies watched Ollie walk away.
*Later that night*Time for sleep..*wait the closets not closed and I didn't brush off my covers!*"Maybe I should tell Nurse Lighty to Help me with my OCD....."
THE END.
Theme song:
My Little Future!
My Little Future!
Aaaaaaaaaah...
My Little Future!
I used to wonder what space had in store!
My Little Future
Until you all took me and my hooves felt sore!
Big adventure!
Loads of aliens? But...AAAAAAAAH!!!!!
A beautiful star...
FUTURE APPLES!
*squealing* *starts screaming*
Fluttershy is scared
But we just don't care!
*Fluttershy screams*
Yeah, My Little Future!
Do you know that space is a dangerous place?

Twilight Sparkle is reading a book, and this is what it says:


"The last time the moon was there, it ended sadly. Princess Celestia--"
Twilight closed the book, and ran to her house....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, Rainbow Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
This is the 2,100th article on this club. Let's celebrate!!

Now onto the story

Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.

Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks apple tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
Rainbow Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the...
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Television shows about Police Ponies are popular. There have been many Cop shows over the past sixty years. Dragnet, Adam-12, Hawaii Five-0, The Streets Of San Franciscolt, the list is almost endless. We asked someponies what Cop show they liked, and here are the replies we got.

Rainbow Dash: I really like watching Blue Bloods. A lot of action, and everything else that's awesome is in there.
Twilight: Man, what makes you think I'd watch a show about something I hate? F**k the police!
Appplejack: I don't have a television, whatever that is.
Big Mac: Eeyup. *Looking at magazine for T.V set* (My...
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Ponies that work for the police love their job, but like most things, cops haven't been around here forever.

During the middle ages, there were no police ponies. Instead, there were knights, fighting each other for more land to have for their kingdom.

The Wild West had no cops either. The closest thing to a police officer was a sheriff. In many towns of the Wild West, the sheriffs would always get killed.

Then, towards the end of the 19th century, the police pony was invented. Most police ponies were Irish immigrants, living in the east, or mid-west coast of the United States of Equestria....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
DRUG ADDICTS
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do you feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no comment at the time.
Reporter: Why did you let him free?
Ricca:...
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I personally don't mind her.She's just your stereo type mean girl.But I'm truly wondering why she PICKS on the cmc.Is there a history to this?Is she doing this to become popular?It's one of those character I'm curious about.Which put her in the lime-light in my opinion.I ask why so I can keep making my head cannons about it. Which makes me think that she could be a interesting character.And I really want to see her day in and out.I know you guys hate me already for saying that she could be interesting and you guys are going to hate me more saying this. If you think about her she's ashley pretty likable. In season 3
she started to be nice to the other ponies but she
picked on cmc just a little bit.And when you think about it that's the only ponies she picked on as far as I can tell.I know You guys hate me by now so I'm ending the article here.
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One

My Little..I HATE THIS BUCKING JOB

Wat:
Attempt Two

When I was a little kiddy and the people got shot down~

Wat:
Attempt Three

Like pin the tail on the donkey and soda and I'm never gonna get this right am I

Wat:
Attempt Four

Twilight is my bestest friend whoohoo whoohoo she the best *insert brony reference here*

Wat:
Attempt Five

Hop skip and jump and hop skip and jump and god Pinkie is annoying

Wat:
Attempt Six

*insert another annoying Pinkie song here*

Wat:
Attempt Seven

She's a multisex yellow Pegasus with pink curly hair

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Winter Wrap Up x10000000

Wat:
Attempt Nine

Pinkie bakes...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Season 5 Highlights

Mirage: *Standing in front of station* Hello there. Being the new pony, and all, I got the advantage of hosting the season 5 highlights. When...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Butterscotch

Butterscotch is a yellow pony with a golden brown mane. Her eyes are also golden brown. Her cutie mark is several orange butterflies.


Blue Belle

Blue Belle is a blue pony with a purple mane. She has periwinkle eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of twelve periwinkle stars.


Minty

Minty is an green pony with a white mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of eleven dark green clovers.

Snuzzle

Snuzzle is a grey pony with a pink mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of pink hearts.


Cotton Candy

Cotton Candy is a pink pony with a dark pink mane. She has purple...
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