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Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic Rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Drinks champagne*
Twilight: *With Luna* Man, I'm gonna own everypony with my badass drivin' skills.
Luna: You got a big mouth, but remember that I'm only here to fill in a position. *Whispers* I've heard from Jenny that Princess Celestia has been insulting everypony here. She says that she will shove red shells up everypony's plots.
Twilight: Man, Jenny must be goin' deaf. Dat job belongs to me.

Meanwhile in Celestia's office.

Derpy: You're groundbeef.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You really think you can make insults better then me? Get that trash out of here! Here's how it's done, behold! I'm going to shove my hoof so far up your ass, that you will be puking out my horseshoe polish, into Europe.
Audience: *Laughing*

At Ponyville

Celestia Guard: *Driving truck with loudspeaker on the roof* Be prepared for Celestia's very first Super Kart Race, taking place at the Canterlot Raceway near her castle. Tickets are ten dollars each, and they can only be purchased online.
Applejack: That's bullshit! I'm too poor to have the internet!
Audience: *Laughing*

The next day, Celestia, Derpy, Twilight, Luna, Jenny, Bryan, Harry, Chrysler, and Alexis were participating in the race. It was just like Mario Kart.

Audience: *Laughing*
Lakitu: *Holding a traffic light. The light turns red*
Racers: *Waiting for light to turn green*
Lakitu: *Changes light to yellow, and after five seconds, he changes it back to red*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh, for crying out loud! Start the race!
Lakitu: *Turns light green*

Everypony took off really fast past the starting line.. Except for Celestia. Her kart went five miles an hour, and broke down.

Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You have got to be kidding.
Twilight: *In first place*
Luna: *About to pass Twilight, but slows down for the turn up ahead*
Twilight: *Turns right, and picks up a green shell* Who shall be my very first victim? *Shoots green shell backwards*
Derpy: *Looking at green shell* How pretty. *Drives into green shell*

Her kart went flying into a house where everypony was dancing.

Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Very drunk, and crashes into Chrysler*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Trying to get her kart to start* This is a sack load of human shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Why must all the bad things happen to me?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Dominating the race*
Jenny: *Drops bomb*
Luna: *Drives into bomb* I don't wanna get sent back to the moon!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jenny: *About to pass Twilight* Why don't you taste my fury? Take this! *Crashes into warp pipe*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Nigga please.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Celestia: *Gets her kart started* What the hell took so long?! It's about time-
Twilight: Get out of the way! *Crashes into Celestia's kart*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alexis: *Gets a blue shell, and shoots it at Twilight*
Celestia: *Gets a star* Now you will all taste my wrath! *Crashing into everypony*
Twilight: Man, your powers are good, but mine are better. *Gets a powerup, and is now driving a sports car*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Introducing the Twilight Mobile. *Gets a power up*
Car: Defense mechanisms, on.
Twilight: *Shoots missile at Alexis*
Alexis: *Gets hit by missile*
Twilight: Vengeance! Would anypony else like their plot to be kicked?
Derpy: Did everypony forget about me? *Driving a tank*
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: *Sees Derpy's tank* What's that?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This isn't a race anymore! It's a combination of screw ups, and insanity!
Twilight: *Drops banana peel*
Derpy: Do you really think that'll stop me? *Drives over banana peel, and gets her tank to land on it's side*
Audience: *Laughing*

Twilight won the race.

Celestia: *Very angry* Derpy you unreliable dumbass!!
Audience: *Laughing*

Two hours later.

Derpy: *Walks into Celestia's office, and sees Celestia at her desk* It appears Twilight Sparkle won the Super Celestia Kart. What is your opinion?
Celestia: You're actually gonna tell me that you're surprised by this? But let's talk about you! You had a battletank! Idiot!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You had an opportunity to win, but you allowed yourself to get beaten by a Mary Sue. You suck!
Audience: Don't be mean to Derpy!
Celestia: Go to timeout for your imcompetence! *Bangs on desk* TIMEOUT!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Banging on desk* Timeout! Timeout!

Back on the block.

Master Sword: Well, this has been yet another good episode.
Tom: And we had three Toms. Me, Tom Selleck played by Saten Twist, and Tom Cruise, played by Blaze.
Master Sword: There were two other Tom's here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah.
Master Sword: How come one of them wasn't Thomas The Tank Engine?!
Tom: He's on an island, and has no way to get here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: And now, we're starting a new segment on this show that we like to call, brony of the month.
Master Sword: And for November's Brony of the month, we start it off with ladies first. The Brony of the month reward goes to Dragonaura15!
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: She really deserves it. Dragonaura15 is one of the kindest pegasisters ever.
Master Sword: One of the kindest? She's nicer than anyone I know. She is the #1 pegasister ever! Congratulations girl!
Audience: *Clapping*

And now, it's the end.

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production.

Writing fanfics for two years! That's right, this day starts my two year anniversary of being on this club.
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Well, this is something i've been thinking of doing for a little bit now. With it being a year since FiM ended - and now that we're being forced to suffer through Pony Life 'til the next pony movie hits theaters - i think it's about time for me to rank all the seasons of Friendship is Magic, from my favorite to my least favorite. So, here it is:

1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)

And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would YOU guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the comments down below! :)
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Princess Twilight Sparkle (Part 1 and 2) - In this episode, Twilight does play a major part, but so does the rest of the mane six and Spike and Discord. So while the title may have her name it is not solely about her. Also, it can be inferred from this episode...
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