Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia Chocolate Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta show this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight Sparkle: Thanks! *runs past Celestia's candy shop, peeks inside*
Princess Celestia: And that's how candy is made!
CMC: Ooh! I want one! Oh! Yay!
Twilight Sparkle: *walks in*
Princess Celestia: Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Celestia?
Princess Celestia: *hugs Twilight Sparkle*
Twilight Sparkle: *hugs Princess Celestia*
Scootaloo: *beep*it, enough of the feels! I want candy!
Fillies: *start to argue and yell*
Apple Bloom: There were caramel apples in the window!
Sweetie Belle: IMMA UNICORN
Princess Celestia: *gives Twilight Sparkle a Twilight Sparkle-colored lollipop* Take it home. Share it.
Twilight Sparkle: With who?
Princess Celestia: Shining. Cadence.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh...okay. *smiles*
Princess Celestia *smiles back*
Twilight Sparkle: *runs home with lollipop & ticket* Mom! Dad! Shining! Cadence! Lolli! Ticket! Tia...
Night Light: What is it, my little pony?
Number of Title Reference:#1
Twilight Sparkle: *speaks quickly* IWASGOINGTOSCHOOLANDTHENCHOCOLATEFACTORYTICKETSSOITOOKONEANDTHENITWASCELESTIASSOISAWHERCANDYSHOPSOIWENTINSIDEANDIGOTALOLLIPOPANDSHETOLDMETOSJATEITWITHYOUANDYOU *points to Shining Armor, then Princess Cadence.* SOIWANNA
Shining Armor: *looks at Princess Cadence*
Princess Cadence: *looks at Shining Armor*
Shining Armor & Princess Cadence: *looks at Twilight Sparkle*
Twilight Sparkle: *drops jaw*
Princess Cadence: *nods, looks at Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *nods, looks at Twilight Sparkle*
Princess Cadence: *looks at Twilight Sparkle
Shining Armor & Princess Cadence: Okay.
Twilight Sparkle: Yay!
Twilight Sparkle, Shining Armor & Princess Cadence:*licking lollipop*
Twilight Velvet: *takes ticket from Twilight Sparkle, looks at it* What is "Celestia's Chocolate Factory?" *squints*
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia Chocolate Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta show this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight Sparkle: Thanks! *runs past Celestia's candy shop, peeks inside*
Princess Celestia: And that's how candy is made!
CMC: Ooh! I want one! Oh! Yay!
Twilight Sparkle: *walks in*
Princess Celestia: Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Celestia?
Princess Celestia: *hugs Twilight Sparkle*
Twilight Sparkle: *hugs Princess Celestia*
Scootaloo: *beep*it, enough of the feels! I want candy!
Fillies: *start to argue and yell*
Apple Bloom: There were caramel apples in the window!
Sweetie Belle: IMMA UNICORN
Princess Celestia: *gives Twilight Sparkle a Twilight Sparkle-colored lollipop* Take it home. Share it.
Twilight Sparkle: With who?
Princess Celestia: Shining. Cadence.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh...okay. *smiles*
Princess Celestia *smiles back*
Twilight Sparkle: *runs home with lollipop & ticket* Mom! Dad! Shining! Cadence! Lolli! Ticket! Tia...
Night Light: What is it, my little pony?
Number of Title Reference:#1
Twilight Sparkle: *speaks quickly* IWASGOINGTOSCHOOLANDTHENCHOCOLATEFACTORYTICKETSSOITOOKONEANDTHENITWASCELESTIASSOISAWHERCANDYSHOPSOIWENTINSIDEANDIGOTALOLLIPOPANDSHETOLDMETOSJATEITWITHYOUANDYOU *points to Shining Armor, then Princess Cadence.* SOIWANNA
Shining Armor: *looks at Princess Cadence*
Princess Cadence: *looks at Shining Armor*
Shining Armor & Princess Cadence: *looks at Twilight Sparkle*
Twilight Sparkle: *drops jaw*
Princess Cadence: *nods, looks at Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *nods, looks at Twilight Sparkle*
Princess Cadence: *looks at Twilight Sparkle
Shining Armor & Princess Cadence: Okay.
Twilight Sparkle: Yay!
Twilight Sparkle, Shining Armor & Princess Cadence:*licking lollipop*
Twilight Velvet: *takes ticket from Twilight Sparkle, looks at it* What is "Celestia's Chocolate Factory?" *squints*
Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who you calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot by a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who you calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot by a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a cloud of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a cloud of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song Lyrics~
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh..
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
My Little Pony
Until you all shared it's magic with me
Big adventure
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
You have My Little Ponies
Do you know you're all my very best friends?
Ponies who sang in this song:
Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow Dash
Rarity
Applejack
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh..
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
My Little Pony
Until you all shared it's magic with me
Big adventure
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
You have My Little Ponies
Do you know you're all my very best friends?
Ponies who sang in this song:
Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow Dash
Rarity
Applejack