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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing by a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, you have parked too close to a fire hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the fire hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says you have to park ten hooves, or more from a fire hydrant.
Night Frizz: *Gets into her car*
Master Sword: Hey! Where do you think you are going?
Night Frizz: I claim your statement to be... Poppycock!
Choir of Ponies: Poppycock!
Night Frizz: *Drives away*
Master Sword: You ain't getting away from my promotion. *Drives his police car, and follows Night Frizz*
Night Frizz: *Turns right*
Master Sword: *Nearly hits a minivan, but still follows Night Frizz*
Police Pony 46: Hey Sword, what are you doing?
Master Sword: Corporal Sword reporting. I'm in pursuit of a brand new Dodge Pegasus. The driver parked too close to a fire hydrant, and is fleeing from me.
Police Pony: Where is your current location?
Night Frizz: *Turns left*
Master Sword: We just took a left on Howitzer Street from Rubber Avenue.
Police Pony: If you'd like, we can set up a roadblock before she reaches the highway.
Master Sword: Yes, stop her at all costs. I need that arrest to make my promotion!
Police Pony: Okay. We're setting up a roadblock by the draw bridge.

But that was not a good idea. The roadblock was set up on the other side of the river, where Night Frizz was being chased by Master Sword.

Bridge Pony: *Sitting by bridge controls*
Bridge Pony 2: I see a sailboat coming towards us.
Bridge Pony: No kidding. *Raising bridge*

Night Frizz was on the side of the bridge being raised. If she went fast enough, she'd be able to jump across.

Master Sword: Where's that roadblock?
Police Pony 46: On the other side.
Master Sword: You nincompoops.
Police Pony 46: What?
Night Frizz: *Drives onto bridge, then flies over the roadblock*
Master Sword: *Stops car*
Police Pony 46: Oh. Now I see why you called us nincompoops.
Master Sword: Stop her!
Police Pony 46: She got away man. I'm sorry, but you can kiss your promotion good bye.
Master Sword: Oh no I won't. I'm gonna wait for that bridge to go down, then I'll chase that bitch all the way to the Police Station, and have her arrested for speeding, parking near a fire hydrant, and running away from an officer.

Meanwhile, with Ryan, Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist.

Ryan: Sure is beautiful.
Blazin' Blue: Are you kidding? Baltimare is one of the ugliest-
Saten Twist: And dangerous.
Blazin' Blue: And dangerous city in the world.
Ryan: I was talking about a mare I saw driving a Silver sedan on the other side of the highway.
Night Frizz: *Gets on highway, and drives next to Blazin' Blue*
Saten Twist: *Sees Night Frizz* Speaking of mares.
Ryan: Oh no you don't. If anypony-
Saten Twist: Anybody.
Ryan: Whatever. If anyone is asking her out, it's me. *Drives past Saten Twist, and gets next to Night Frizz*
Night Frizz: *Sees Ryan, and Saten Twist driving by them, and gets on her walkie talkie*
Saten Twist: I'll be damned.
Night Frizz: Hey guys. Where are you going?
Ryan: Fillydelphia? Would you like to join us?
Night Frizz: Sure. I got something that might help you three.
Ryan: Nice. Did you guys hear that?
Blazin' Blue: Yep.
Saten Twist: What is it?
Night Frizz: Pull over on the side here, and I'll show you.

What is it that Night Frizz wants to show to the three stallions on their roadtrip?

Find out in the next part of M.C.C, but in the meantime, the story is...

... 2 B continued.
Night Frizz's car
Night Frizz's car
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic Rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was sitting at her desk when Derpy arrived.

Derpy: *Shouts very loud* FUS RO DAH!!
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: *Gets blown away from Derpy's shout, and goes through another building*

Debris covered a quarter of Celestia's office after the shouting made her fly away....
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