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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After Hawkeye left, Mirage went to go check on Coffee Creme.

Mirage: I'm gonna get my engine coupled up to the back of your train. Is everything okay?
Coffee Creme: Yes. I just wish that I could get this over with. I don't want to crash the pizza train like last year.
Mirage: You just do the best you can Frenchy. At least the extra load means that you'll have me to help you out.

Meanwhile, on the back of the train.

Wilson: *Puts caboose on train*
Conductor: *Drunk* Okay, my caboose is on the train, cool.
Wilson: *Gets out of engine, and looks at conductor* Excuse me sir, are you drunk?
Conductor: Whatever gave you taht idea?
Wilson: The fact that you're speaking like a drunk pony, and I can tell that you're losing your balance too often.
Conductor: Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realize I needed balance to be a good conductor. *Puts lights on caboose*
Wilson: Make sure those lights get on properly. You want ponies in other trains to see you, so that they'll stop before crashing into you.
Conductor: They're fine. Stop acting like my mother.
Mirage: Frenchy is due to leave in five minutes.
Wilson: Okay. I'll get my engine out of the way, so that you can get yours coupled up. *Goes to his engine*
Mirage: *Looking at conductor* Are you alright?
Conductor: YEAH!
Mirage: Are you drunk?
Conductor: Why does everypony ask me that stupid question? *Gets in caboose*
Wilson: *Backs engine up*
Mirage: *Goes to his engine*
Coffee Creme: *Waiting for firepony* Where is he?
Firepony: *Climbs into Coffee Creme's engine* Sorry if I'm late. What do you need me to do?
Coffee Creme: Check to see if our back engine is coupled up to the train.
Mirage: *Connecting air brakes of train onto his engine*
Firepony: *Looking* Yeah.
Mirage: *Finishes connecting airbrakes, and climbs into his engine*
Coffee Creme: *Blows horn twice, and drives train out of yard*
Mirage: *Pushing train out of yard*

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posted by johnnyrivera
Equestria girls plot summary in four sentences.

1. An artifact is required for the stability and prosperity of the world our protagonist originates from.

2. A stereotypical 2alpha4u bitch, who happens to originate from the same world as our protagonist but migrated to another dimension, and is flagged as a renegade element, returns to her home dimension unmolested and steals the world saving artifact from our protagonist.

3. Protagonist must go to another world and take back said artifact by winning a high school popularity vote against above bitch, who has already won said vote three times over,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do you want?
King Sombra: I heard you're trying to destroy a hedgehog correct?
Robotnik: Ja, and?
King Sombra: I want to help you....
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posted by Mylittlecute12
Discord: rarity i know u would hate to be a filly (makes rarity be a filly)
filly rarity: hey u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!


Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)


Discord: rainbow dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes rainbow a filly)

filly dash: hey u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks rainbow back)


Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!

to be continued.................
(To the tune of heart-shaped box by Nirvana)

Sitting by the door waiting for you to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.

Chorus: If their is any angels left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)

My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no more urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when you ask to forget.

Chorus: If their is any angels left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
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posted by Mylittlecute12
filly twilight: hey where are u going!!!!!!
Discord: to make celestia be a filly!
Filly twilight: oh no u won't! (uses magic to call luna)
Luna: what!!!!!! happened!!!!
filly twilight:discord is on the loose!
Luna: i thought u defeated him!!!!!!
filly Twilight: he he going to turn celestia into a baby
Discord: I already Did!!!!! (evil laughing)
Luna: Now i have to take care of my older sister i mean my youger sister i mean my sister thats a baby!
Spike: (gasps!) what happened!!!!!!!!
Filly twilight: Its a long story spike!!!!
Discord: time is running out!!!!!! (evil laughing!)

To be continued.......................
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Appaloosa Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten more laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do you think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a minute later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, you get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank you so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...
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posted by applejackrocks1
Applejack awoke. She sneezed as she looked around. She saw nopony. She sure wasn't in the Everfree forest.

Applejack: What is this place?!?
??????: *pops out of bushes*
Applejack: GAH! *coughs*
??????: Don't worry, ah ain't gonna hurt ya...
Applejack: Who ate you?! And how did you find me?!
??????: A timberwolf was about to eat ya, so ah saved ya.
Applejack: T-Thanks....
??????: Here sugarcube. *Hands a jacket to AJ*
Applejack: *smiles* Thanks,....so...what's your name?
??????: Just...somepony....
Applejack: Who is???
??????: *sigh* My name is...Brawny Spirit.
Applejack: That's a cute name *giggles*
Brawny:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ula.
Ula.
Apparently the plan did not work. Con went to a place where Hattan went, while Berry Goodnight wanted nothing to do with him.

Con: Stupid Berry, I'll stop Hattan Scaramanga without her help. *disguises himself as Hattan*
korean captain: Ah, Miss. Scaramanga. You look beautiful today.
Con: Thank you. Now I have something to tell you.
korean captain: What might that be?
Con: I just met somepony that will be disguised as me. He works for the C.I.E, and his name is Con Mane.
korean captain: Understood. We will take care of him once we see him.
Con: Thank you *leaves*
Hattan: Who was that pony?
Korean...
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Okay, this time, Azura, Nikki, Score, Cotton Swirl, stormy, Jack, Blueberry Swirl, Brawny, Twirl, Pixel, and Pacifica ran to the same place where they last saw Discord. Pacifica was all dressed up as she was going to go to are resort, she had high heels on cause she was afraid she was going to touch dirt. Pacifica, as usual was mean to Nikki and Score. She told them to carry her all the way to our destiny. Nikki and Score didn't wanted to do it but they knew what would happen if they didn't. So they carried her.

Nikki: *pant* *pant* are we there yet?
Score: *pant* I don't think so
Stormy: Why...
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posted by applejackrocks
lets continue with the story... ..


AJ: (wakes up) huh? .......PINKIE!! Where are ya! (looks around in panic) Pinkie pie? Pinkie? (sees Pinkie's body in the floor covered with blood) No, No, NO! wake up sugarcube! d-dont leave me here.......alone........c'mon! wake up! Pinkie?....pinkie pie?... ..she's dead....FOREVER! (a tear rolls down her cheek)

Pinkie: APRIL FOOLS! *giggles*
AJ: what the hay?
Pinkie: hehe gotcha there *winks*
AJ: *face palm* oh pinkie! *giggles
Pinkie: so.....
AJ: wait, hpw did you got rid of the lion?
Pinkie: I just gave him a piece of cake!
AJ: uhhhhh....okay? ummmm so......
Pinkie:...
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