After Hawkeye left, Mirage went to go check on Coffee Creme.
Mirage: I'm gonna get my engine coupled up to the back of your train. Is everything okay?
Coffee Creme: Yes. I just wish that I could get this over with. I don't want to crash the pizza train like last year.
Mirage: You just do the best you can Frenchy. At least the extra load means that you'll have me to help you out.
Meanwhile, on the back of the train.
Wilson: *Puts caboose on train*
Conductor: *Drunk* Okay, my caboose is on the train, cool.
Wilson: *Gets out of engine, and looks at conductor* Excuse me sir, are you drunk?
Conductor: Whatever gave you taht idea?
Wilson: The fact that you're speaking like a drunk pony, and I can tell that you're losing your balance too often.
Conductor: Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realize I needed balance to be a good conductor. *Puts lights on caboose*
Wilson: Make sure those lights get on properly. You want ponies in other trains to see you, so that they'll stop before crashing into you.
Conductor: They're fine. Stop acting like my mother.
Mirage: Frenchy is due to leave in five minutes.
Wilson: Okay. I'll get my engine out of the way, so that you can get yours coupled up. *Goes to his engine*
Mirage: *Looking at conductor* Are you alright?
Conductor: YEAH!
Mirage: Are you drunk?
Conductor: Why does everypony ask me that stupid question? *Gets in caboose*
Wilson: *Backs engine up*
Mirage: *Goes to his engine*
Coffee Creme: *Waiting for firepony* Where is he?
Firepony: *Climbs into Coffee Creme's engine* Sorry if I'm late. What do you need me to do?
Coffee Creme: Check to see if our back engine is coupled up to the train.
Mirage: *Connecting air brakes of train onto his engine*
Firepony: *Looking* Yeah.
Mirage: *Finishes connecting airbrakes, and climbs into his engine*
Coffee Creme: *Blows horn twice, and drives train out of yard*
Mirage: *Pushing train out of yard*
2 B continued
Mirage: I'm gonna get my engine coupled up to the back of your train. Is everything okay?
Coffee Creme: Yes. I just wish that I could get this over with. I don't want to crash the pizza train like last year.
Mirage: You just do the best you can Frenchy. At least the extra load means that you'll have me to help you out.
Meanwhile, on the back of the train.
Wilson: *Puts caboose on train*
Conductor: *Drunk* Okay, my caboose is on the train, cool.
Wilson: *Gets out of engine, and looks at conductor* Excuse me sir, are you drunk?
Conductor: Whatever gave you taht idea?
Wilson: The fact that you're speaking like a drunk pony, and I can tell that you're losing your balance too often.
Conductor: Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realize I needed balance to be a good conductor. *Puts lights on caboose*
Wilson: Make sure those lights get on properly. You want ponies in other trains to see you, so that they'll stop before crashing into you.
Conductor: They're fine. Stop acting like my mother.
Mirage: Frenchy is due to leave in five minutes.
Wilson: Okay. I'll get my engine out of the way, so that you can get yours coupled up. *Goes to his engine*
Mirage: *Looking at conductor* Are you alright?
Conductor: YEAH!
Mirage: Are you drunk?
Conductor: Why does everypony ask me that stupid question? *Gets in caboose*
Wilson: *Backs engine up*
Mirage: *Goes to his engine*
Coffee Creme: *Waiting for firepony* Where is he?
Firepony: *Climbs into Coffee Creme's engine* Sorry if I'm late. What do you need me to do?
Coffee Creme: Check to see if our back engine is coupled up to the train.
Mirage: *Connecting air brakes of train onto his engine*
Firepony: *Looking* Yeah.
Mirage: *Finishes connecting airbrakes, and climbs into his engine*
Coffee Creme: *Blows horn twice, and drives train out of yard*
Mirage: *Pushing train out of yard*
2 B continued
filly rarity: hey u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!
Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)
Discord: rainbow dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes rainbow a filly)
filly dash: hey u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks rainbow back)
Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!
to be continued.................
Sitting by the door waiting for you to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.
Chorus: If their is any angels left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)
My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no more urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when you ask to forget.
Chorus: If their is any angels left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
Discord: to make celestia be a filly!
Filly twilight: oh no u won't! (uses magic to call luna)
Luna: what!!!!!! happened!!!!
filly twilight:discord is on the loose!
Luna: i thought u defeated him!!!!!!
filly Twilight: he he going to turn celestia into a baby
Discord: I already Did!!!!! (evil laughing)
Luna: Now i have to take care of my older sister i mean my youger sister i mean my sister thats a baby!
Spike: (gasps!) what happened!!!!!!!!
Filly twilight: Its a long story spike!!!!
Discord: time is running out!!!!!! (evil laughing!)
To be continued.......................
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