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Mazda Friscero
Mazda Friscero
Jeff kept looking around Brooklyn, but then he found a yellow, and blue unicorn.

Jeff: Mazda Friscero at last.
Mazda: *Loads up sawed off shotguns* Don't worry. I'll make your death a quick one. *Shoots both shotguns at same time*
Jeff: *Creates shield to protect himself, and all the Nazis, Griffons, and Changelings*
Mazda: You have very powerful magic. You probably learned from Twilight, but that won't stop me from killing you!
Jeff: *About to shoot Mazda*
Mazda: *Shoots gun out of Jeff's hooves*
Jeff: No matter. I didn't need that anyway. We'll settle this stallion to stallion. *Uses magic to get rid of Mazda's shotguns*
Mazda: I will defeat you! *Makes Nazis, Griffons, and Changelings disappear with magic*
Jeff: *Kicks Mazda*
Mazda: *Teleports himself, and Jeff on top of the Brooklyn Bridge*
Jeff: Hm, I wonder why this seems so familiar.
Mazda: *Punches Jeff*
Jeff: Oh! *Nearly falls off* Wait a minute. I still have that Kar98.
Mazda: *Kicks Jeff off bridge*
Jeff: *Falling* I hope that shield spell will keep me from being killed when I hit the ground. *Creates shield, and lands on the ground unharmed.*
Mazda: *Teleports next to Jeff* Had enough yet?
Jeff: Try me.
Mazda: *Tries to kick Jeff*
Jeff: *Shoots Mazda's horn off*
Mazda: OW!! *Punches Jeff in the eye*
Jeff: *Hits Mazda with rifle* You're lucky if I don't put a bullet in your head.
Mazda: *Jumps in air, and kicks Jeff twice*
Jeff: *Shoots Mazda*
Mazda: *Lays on ground* You.. Really are.. A powerful unicorn.. But, you're fighting for the wrong side.
Jeff: I'm fighting for Twilight Sparkle, and Doctor Robotnik! To me, that's the right side.
Mazda: They're evil.. Twilight's just using you... *Dies*
Jeff: *Gets on walkie talkie* Juno, Mazda is dead, I'm ready to return to Twilight.
Juno: I'm coming over your location now. Get ready to teleport into my plane.
Jeff: *Sees Juno's plane* I see you. Teleporting now. *Teleports into plane*
Proxy: Master, are you alright?
Jeff: Yeah, I'm guessing I got a black eye from that fight.
Proxy: No, but I can tell you have been beat badly.
Jeff: I still won.

Later in Twilight's room in Nazi Headquarters Ponyville.

Twilight: *Writing in book* Man, it's been a while since I've been working for Robotnik in Nazi Forces. I've killed a bunch of ponies, but now I've got somepony as my own student. I'm teaching him well with magic, and combat skills. I'm also wondering about Rainbow Dash. She's my sister, and yet she works for the Pony Alliance. Thankfully, so far she's in a POW camp. I remember since I was born, up until I reached the age of 2, my parents taught me how to use spells to protect myself from strangers. I was going to the park with my brother, and parents, then a pony driving while texting ran me over. My parents didn't know at the time, but I used a spell to make it look like I was dead, even though I was still alive. After that, I ran away from them. I thought they were real assholes, and decided to go to Canterlot. There, I got adopted by a happily married couple by the names of Twilight Velvet, and Night Light.
Jeff: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Stops writing, and puts book away*
Jeff: Princess Twilight, Mazda Friscero is dead.
Twilight: Then there is one more pony I want you to defeat before you move on to the final stage of this war.
Jeff: I'm ready now!
Twilight: No. You defeated an old stallion with an outcast. The next target can prove to be difficult. She is in The Crystal Empire, and is named Princess Cadence. She has a husband named Shining Armor who will help her fight you. Both of them must die!
Jeff: Your wish is my command princess.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Title Screen
Title Screen
Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know you spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good at...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hello. I wrote this article for people on this club that like writing fanfictions, but have the feeling that they don't do good. This article should help you out, and it might also encourage others to start writing fanfictions, if they haven't done so.

Again, this is for people on this club that feel like they want to do better, or just don't like reading/writing fanfictions in general. If you think you're good at writing, or do like reading/writing in general, give me some feedback.

There are many important things to have in a fanfiction.

1. A setting.

This is very important. If you don't...
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Well, here we go. My first NSFW article ever. Please don't feel horrified at what you are about to see here because if I get any negativity, I will not be happy.

Well, let me start on the safe side. There's a lot of things that have signature colts and fillies such as Scootaloo, Pipsqueak, Diamond Tiara, and maybe some age repressed ponies as well. In those things, there's a range of items such as shipping, silliness, seriousness, and maybe some normality. Yes, we like silliness the most, especially when the colt/filly is with an adult pony, but on some occasions, the adult could be shipped...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Seanthehedgehog Presents

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny day when a pony with a sniper rifle was looking at a mare swimming. The pony with the rifle was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the top of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an hour later, a pony was walking. This pony was known as Harry...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning: I apologize for not being on for a long time. Seems like everyone else has been very busy with posting their fanfictions while I was away, so here are the links to the other parts of this episode

Part 1: link

Part 2: link

Okay, now that that's done, we can continue.

After taking the freight with Orion, Percy had to take another freight train by himself.

Percy: *Slowly enters train yard*
Snowflake: *Turns signal red*
Percy: *Stops at red signal*
Snowflake: *Walks out of signal tower, and to Percy's train* Come on Percy, uncouple your engine, and get it in the siding, hurry up!
Percy: I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth cupcake you had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, Applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet Apple Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might...
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