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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After being promoted by Pete, Percy went to wait with Hawkeye, and Stylo.

Hawkeye: What's with the sticker you're wearing?
Percy: Pete put that on there to let everypony that I'm now an engineer on this line.
Stylo: Ah, congratulations on the promotion.
Percy: Thank you.
Gordon: *Arrives* What the fuck is this? You have enough room to let Percy sit with you, but you won't let me sit with you?
Hawkeye: What can we say? You're fatter, and much more rude then Percy.
Gordon: Why are you wearing a sticker? What are you, three?
Percy: Read it, and find out.
Gordon: *Reading sticker* New engineer? What the fuck gave Pete the idea to let you be an engineer?
Stylo: Because he actually knows how to drive a train.
Hawkeye: Yeah, all you do is either go too fast, or jump off at random times.
Gordon: Jesus christ. *Walks to train yard*
Percy: He always gets angry about everything.
Hawkeye: Oh yes he does.
Stylo: In 1941, he was one of the pilots that bombed Pearl Harbor.
Pete: *Arrives* Alright Percy, Orion is going to stop here, and let off some supplies from his freight train. When he does that, go ahead, and climb in the engine with him.
Percy: Yes sir.
Hawkeye: Good luck with your first assignment.
Pete: Pierce, you and Stylo have to pull a double header with Gordon, and Coffee Creme.
Hawkeye: Double heading with Frenchy, and the angry pumpkin.
Stylo: I don't get it.
Hawkeye: Because he's orange.
Stylo: Oh, now I get it.

Percy soon saw Orion pull up to the station in a short freight train. It was being pulled by one GP9. There were three box cars, and a caboose.

Percy: Hello.
Orion: Hey, how are you?
Percy: Good. I'm the new engineer.
Orion: So I heard. Climb in.
Percy: *Climbs into cab*
Orion: So how have things been?
Percy: Good.
Orion: Good. Now when you're ready, we can take off.
Percy: Well, should we wait for them to unload that car of supplies first?
Orion: Wait a minute, you just gave me a good idea to get fired. *Takes off*
Workers: Wait, we still have to unload!!
Orion: Haha, that's definitely going to get me fired now.
Percy: Go back.
Orion: What?
Percy: I said go back, and let them unload the train!!
Orion: *Stops* Well, you didn't have to shout. *Goes backwards to station*
Workers: Hey, kid, what were you thinking?!
Orion: Oh, I thought it would be a good idea to get fired if I-
Workers: Not you, the other pony in the cab!
Percy: Who, me?
Workers: Yeah you, you should have waited for us to unload before taking off like that!
Percy: But Orion was the one driving.
Worker: Bullshit! *Finishes unloading boxcar* Okay, now you can go!
Percy: *Drives train*
Orion: Way to go Percy, you ruined my chance of getting fired from here!
Percy: Why can't you just quit?
Orion: Because I'll get arrested if I quit.
Percy: No you won't.
Orion: Yes I will. It happened to a very good friend of mine that lived in London.
Percy: Whatever. I'm not even going to argue with you.

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''I am very proud of you all for saving Equestria once again.'' Celestia said. They walked in the castle and Celestia showed them the stained glass they were in. They were stunned when they saw it. Twilight said, ''This is-''. ''Don't I look dashing in it!? Look at my beautiful mane and tail! I need one of these at my boutique!'' Rarity said. They all laughed. ''What? It is beautiful.'' Rarity said. ''I also thank you for reuniting me with my sister.'' Celestia said. Luna and Celestia hugged. ''I think this calls for a......PARTY!!!'' Pinkie Pie exclaimed.

Everypony was at the Crystal Empire...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The train finally made it to the crystal empire. Princess Cadence was waiting.

Princess Cadence: You made it.
Easter bunny: Yeah, and now to celebrate easter.
Rainbow Dash: Did you see me pull the train?
Princess Cadence: What
Rainbow Dash: I pulled it most of the way here from Ponyville.
Pinkie Pie: We filmed it to!
Rainbow Dash: Now everyone gets to see my awesomeness!
Easter bunny: Not yet! We've gotta celebrate Easter.
Rainbow Dash: Fine! Let's color some eggs.

Everypony in the crystal empire started painting eggs. While this was happening the easter bunny hid some eggs for the ponies to find....
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posted by applejackrocks
All the ponies of ponyville are running backwards, the animals are running around, half of all the houses in ponyville are destroyed. Stormy, Nikki, Cotton Swirls, Score, and Azura are running to Stormy's house. When they finally arrived, they started making plans.

Stormy: Okay guys, what do we do first?
Azura: We have never defeated somepony so powerful...
Cotton Swirls: .....Some of us ponies, may not live....
Score: And I really don't wanna die....
Nikki: WOAH! Hang on there y'all, it's true, we may not live, but we'll still fight. We all have talent, mahn is with the rope.
Stormy: Nikki is right...my...
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lets continue with the story... ..


AJ: (wakes up) huh? .......PINKIE!! Where are ya! (looks around in panic) Pinkie pie? Pinkie? (sees Pinkie's body in the floor covered with blood) No, No, NO! wake up sugarcube! d-dont leave me here.......alone........c'mon! wake up! Pinkie?....pinkie pie?... ..she's dead....FOREVER! (a tear rolls down her cheek)

Pinkie: APRIL FOOLS! *giggles*
AJ: what the hay?
Pinkie: hehe gotcha there *winks*
AJ: *face palm* oh pinkie! *giggles
Pinkie: so.....
AJ: wait, hpw did you got rid of the lion?
Pinkie: I just gave him a piece of cake!
AJ: uhhhhh....okay? ummmm so......
Pinkie:...
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posted by AquoMoon
As the mane 6 found Princess Celestia and Luna searching for the elements of of harmony to defeat Discord who is currently ruling Equestria with chaos and disharmony. "Hello can you ask me your name please?" asked Princess Celestia,"Sure I am Twilight Sparkle and theses are my friends Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Apple Jack, and Pinkie Pie," exclaimed Twilight Sparkle,"Hey sister did you find them yet, Oh who are theses friends of yours," asked Princess Luna,"Hey I know You Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Apple Jack and Pinkie Pie. Friends nope complete strangers to me."said...
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This is my first article that I'm writing for Fanpop, and it's 11pm at night, and I have school in the morning. So if I start rambling of the convenience of solar energy in Ponyville, due to Rainbow Dash's ability to clear the sky in 10 seconds flat, please, don't stop reading.

Let me start:

4.

She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess

In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.

Who knows? Perhaps some...
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