My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: Ponies On The Rails Episode 41 Part 2

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

After being promoted by Pete, Percy went to wait with Hawkeye, and Stylo.

Hawkeye: What's with the sticker you're wearing?
Percy: Pete put that on there to let everypony that I'm now an engineer on this line.
Stylo: Ah, congratulations on the promotion.
Percy: Thank you.
Gordon: *Arrives* What the fuck is this? You have enough room to let Percy sit with you, but you won't let me sit with you?
Hawkeye: What can we say? You're fatter, and much more rude then Percy.
Gordon: Why are you wearing a sticker? What are you, three?
Percy: Read it, and find out.
Gordon: *Reading sticker* New engineer? What the fuck gave Pete the idea to let you be an engineer?
Stylo: Because he actually knows how to drive a train.
Hawkeye: Yeah, all you do is either go too fast, or jump off at random times.
Gordon: Jesus christ. *Walks to train yard*
Percy: He always gets angry about everything.
Hawkeye: Oh yes he does.
Stylo: In 1941, he was one of the pilots that bombed Pearl Harbor.
Pete: *Arrives* Alright Percy, Orion is going to stop here, and let off some supplies from his freight train. When he does that, go ahead, and climb in the engine with him.
Percy: Yes sir.
Hawkeye: Good luck with your first assignment.
Pete: Pierce, you and Stylo have to pull a double header with Gordon, and Coffee Creme.
Hawkeye: Double heading with Frenchy, and the angry pumpkin.
Stylo: I don't get it.
Hawkeye: Because he's orange.
Stylo: Oh, now I get it.

Percy soon saw Orion pull up to the station in a short freight train. It was being pulled by one GP9. There were three box cars, and a caboose.

Percy: Hello.
Orion: Hey, how are you?
Percy: Good. I'm the new engineer.
Orion: So I heard. Climb in.
Percy: *Climbs into cab*
Orion: So how have things been?
Percy: Good.
Orion: Good. Now when you're ready, we can take off.
Percy: Well, should we wait for them to unload that car of supplies first?
Orion: Wait a minute, you just gave me a good idea to get fired. *Takes off*
Workers: Wait, we still have to unload!!
Orion: Haha, that's definitely going to get me fired now.
Percy: Go back.
Orion: What?
Percy: I said go back, and let them unload the train!!
Orion: *Stops* Well, you didn't have to shout. *Goes backwards to station*
Workers: Hey, kid, what were you thinking?!
Orion: Oh, I thought it would be a good idea to get fired if I-
Workers: Not you, the other pony in the cab!
Percy: Who, me?
Workers: Yeah you, you should have waited for us to unload before taking off like that!
Percy: But Orion was the one driving.
Worker: Bullshit! *Finishes unloading boxcar* Okay, now you can go!
Percy: *Drives train*
Orion: Way to go Percy, you ruined my chance of getting fired from here!
Percy: Why can't you just quit?
Orion: Because I'll get arrested if I quit.
Percy: No you won't.
Orion: Yes I will. It happened to a very good friend of mine that lived in London.
Percy: Whatever. I'm not even going to argue with you.

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tailsfan111 likes this

alinah_09 im surprised Orion hasnt died yet with all those attempts on getting fired o_o

Seanthehedgehog Do you want him to die?

alinah_09 nah,the more ponies doing shenanigans the better

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