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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con found Lola tied to her bed, and there was tape on her mouth.

Con: *Frees Lola* What happened?
Lola: One of Frank's men came here, and tied me to this chair. He kept asking me where you were, but I didn't say anything.
Con: And that's why he tied you to the bed?
Lola: Yes.
Con: Well it's over. I killed him, and now we got to dump his body somewhere.
Lola: Where are we going to do that?
Con: Tonight. Oh, and I got the groceries. This should be enough for our flight into Equestria.
Lola:Con! *hugs Con* We can't go back to Equestria. Your boss will be looking for you.
Con: He won't know where I am. As long as we stay away from Canterlot.
Lola: Okay. *Sees groceries* You didn't forget the canolli's, right?
Con: Of course I didn't. They're right in that bag with the other groceries you told me to get.

Hours passed, and eventually it was dark. Con, and Lola stuffed David's dead body into a big black bag, and they were going to dump it in the ocean.

Con: *Goes to front desk* We'd like to check out.
Desk Clerk: Sign here, and you're able to leave.
Con: *Signs paper*
Desk Clerk: Alright, thank you for staying with us. We hope you come back soon.
Con: *Leaves*
Desk Clerk: Hmph. He could have at least said thank you.
Lola: *Puts body in back of car* All set.
Con: I'll drive *gets in driver's seat*
Lola: *Sits next to Con*
Con: *Starts car, and drives off*
Lola: I never did thank you for saving me.
Con: It's all part of my job. *Turns left*
Lola: What else do you do in your job?
Con: I drive sports cars, shoot other ponies, kill other ponies, and that's pretty much about it.
Lola: Do you like your job?
Con: Yeah. What's not to like?
Police: *Behind Con, with sirens on*
Con: Really? *Pulls over*
Lola: Why did you stop?
Con: Don't worry. I got this all planned out.
Police Pony: *Walks to front of car* Sir, step out of the car.
Con: *Exits car*
Police Pony: This isn't your car.
Con: I know, Lola is letting me drive it.
Police Pony: In australia, we don't care if the owner of a car let's you drive it. You're still not allowed to drive cars that belong to anypony, but yourself.
Con: Is that so? *Punches police pony*
Police Pony: *Falls on ground*
Con: *Grabs gun* Now what do you have to say about it?
Police Pony: You are a dangerous pony.
Con: *Shoots Police Pony* Lola, change of plans. We're getting rid of the body in this dumpster.
Lola: *Drags out body*
Con: *Opens dumpster*
Lola: *Puts body in dumpster* Now what?
Con: You said we'd go to the airport.

2 B continued
After Shining Armor finishes the Crystalling preparations and Cadance finishes addressing the public, Twilight and Pinkie Pie arrive with the baby to begin the ceremony. However, once the baby is separated from Pinkie, she starts to cry. Her booming wail causes the Crystal Heart to shatter into pieces.

Applejack: I'm guessin' that's gonna make it harder to do the Crystalling.

Twilight: It's worse than that. Without the Heart, the Crystal Empire's about to be buried under a mountain of ice and snow!

Saten: (checking on them) Are you friggin kidding me!?

Rarity: So... not only can we not take part...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
-Fluttershy house-

Slash - *burst doors open and see Fluttershy hanging while somepony in Fox Mask is trying to kill RD with a knife*
Fox - Huh!
Slash - *pushes him off RD* You're Ok?
RD - Y-yeah.
Slash - *runs on top of the house with Fox* Stop here!
Fox - Well Well Well. The player has appears.
Slash - ... I found you *takes out knife*
Fox - Hm? Maybe you want to-
Slash - Ace I know it's you.
Fox - What the fu- how!
Slash - You always dissapierd before attack. Suddenly assuming alot of stuff. You're not that type of guy.
Ace - Ha... HAHAHAHAHAHA... Ahahahahahahahaha!!!! *takes mask off*
Slash - It's the...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dimitri - You may think how selfish and cold pony like me can have a daughter? Well before I leaded Mafia I had a good family without problems. Anyway Natasha - my daughter came from Russia to pay me a visit and she would be cool if not for kidnapping in front of airport. I want you guys to do anything you want just get her safe to my house.

FI - Heard the old guy. It's not slip'n'slide job. If they kill her it will be over with you. But we have a handicap. There appears to be a bank next doors so we gonna "rob" the bank while saving Natasha. Bank will be easy job. More info when you get to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

---

Toby: So you think you can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: You better believe it.
Toby: And you won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all by myself. You, Tim, and everypony will love it.

---

Pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting next to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
Rainbow Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Equestrians Ponies discovered new type of magic used in swordplay. Some Ponies would born with natural power of wielding a powerful magic that was connected with wepons called fragments. There are a lot of fragments - the most Rare are Fragment of Darkness and Fragment of Light. This power is used against demon ponies that was waken up from they sleep after finding this powerful magic. Till this day this magic is mastered in Canterlot Magic Academy. The story will follow one pony that met a lot of bad and good things on his way to become a hero.



Teacher - We will be having a new student today...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
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This story may contain Black Comedy (the type of comedy Dead Rising uses).
So, be aware of that..

Guest staring..

Mary Sue - SeantheHedgehog.. I would give a picture at the end, but I sadly can't. I don't have a lap top,,


Big Mac was holding the crusaders hostage, but at one point had thoughts of guilt..
Scoot: (unfortunately ruining the guilt) So Big Mac... Dose your mother no your gay?
Big Mac: What!? No!
Crusaders: (all laughing) She dosen't know!
Big Mac: (getting annoyed) No.. I meant. No. I'm not gay.. Not.. No my mother Dosen't know I'm gay!
Sweetie Belle: No. It's cool.. Rainbow Dash is also...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

As some of you already know, some ponies despise going to school. Some of those ponies, are all the ones in Ms. Schultz's class.

Sunny: Geez, why do you always give us hard questions?
Gary: I got something hard, but I think you'll like it.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Lauren: These questions are so difficult!
Ms. Schultz: Complaining will not help.
Brianna: Sure it will. If we continue complaining for a certain amount of time, you'll...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!
posted by Canada24
LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

A familiar little orange filly landed onto the grass.

"You okay?" Rainbow asked, as the colorful pegasus hovered from above.

Scootaloo noded, as she got up.

"Good.. You were really close that time" Dash said encouragingly.

Suddenly they heard cheering, and Spike was seen cheering on Scootaloo, but as if high on sugar.

"Sweetie. I'm glad you and him are still pals, but did you 'really' have to bring him?" Dash groaned.

"Coarse I did" Scootaloo said proudly.

Dash let out a big sigh, as Spike, though obviously not meaning to, was getting more annoying than encouraging.

"Whatever....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
added by NocturnalMirage
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added by NocturnalMirage
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posted by Canada24
Several days has passed, and it was getting close to Nightmare Night.

Ditto, was still yet to be changed for the better.

But even he, was excited for Nightmare night.

Scootaloo, who is hinted as in ponyville, to actually have any real hope for Celestia's 'X student', wants him to help be apart of this years haunted house.

It didn't seem like it would be of help for the reforming, but the main six allowed it anyway.

"Well. At least there's something to actually look forward to" Ditto said, still as grumpy as he was when he first arrived.

"Yes.. But first you have to help us prepare it, witch won't...
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added by caesar213