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Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of Rainbow Dash
Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, Rainbow Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 3
Discorded Christmas
Everypony was enjoying their holiday, but Discord had plans to sabotage them.
Discord: What do you know about christmas?
Screwball: I know that there's always a character that doesn't like Christmas, but towards the ending, they change their mind.
Discord: That was only in How Gilda Stole Christmas. We need to think outside the box here. What can we do to destroy christmas for everypony?
Karl: Ooh, I know.
Kyle: I think I know too.
Discord: Yes?
Karl: Take them to an amusement park, destroy the rides they're on, and then they're six feet under.
Discord: Hmm, yes. Six feet under all that rubble, then by the time they get out, they won't be able to celebrate christmas.
Kyle: He meant they would be dead.
Discord: Oh, that works too.
Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie were relaxing by a fireplace
Pinkie Pie: This is so warm, but I still feel a little cold.
Rainbow Dash: I'll get you a blanket.
Pinkie Pie: Nein *Hugs Rainbow Dash* I found one.
Rainbow Dash: *Sighs, then laughs*
Pinkie Pie: *Squee*
While Pinkie Pie was busy hugging Rainbow Dash, they heard the sound of stomping hooves, as they saw ponies running past sugarcube corner.
Pinkie Pie: Was ist das? Why are they all running?
Rainbow Dash: I don't know. Let's go take a look. *Leaves sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows*
Discord: *Finishes building Discordland* Welcome everypony. I hope this amusement park that I made myself will help you enjoy your christmas.
Ponies: Sure. *Walk into amusement park*
Rainbow Dash: Something seems fishy here. I think we better take a closer look at this amusement park.
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Discord: Hello Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
Rainbow Dash: What are you doing Discord?
Discord: What does it look like I'm doing?
Pinkie Pie: You can't fool us.
Discord: What are you talking about?
Behind Discord was a ferris wheel. The wheel fell off, and rolled away with screaming ponies.
Rainbow Dash: *Points at runaway wheel* That. You see what I'm talking about?
Discord: Accidents happen.
Pinkie Pie: Maybe that wasn't an accident. You caused that on purpose.
Discord: How? I'm standing right here.
Rainbow Dash: You could've made something loose, and it would fall off by itself.
Discord: No, everything on there was-
Rainbow Dash: That's enough. Get everypony out of here, and close the park.
Discord: Hmm. Not happening.
Ponies: *On a rollercoaster* I think we might be going too fast. *Falls off*
Rainbow Dash: *Flies to falling pony, and catches him before he hits the ground*
Pony: You saved my life.
Rainbow Dash: That's what I'm hear for.
Pinkie Pie: *Stops rollercoaster from falling* And, that's what I'm here for too.
Pony: How did she-
Rainbow Dash: Don't ask.
Discord: *Laughing* Enjoy trying to save everypony, if you can *Runs away*
Rainbow Dash: Come on Pinkie Pie. We can save everypony if we work fast enough. *flies to log ride*
Ponies in logs: *about to go over loop* Is that possible?
Rainbow Dash: *Pushes log very fast on loop*
Ponies in logs: Woohoo! Awesome!
Bonbon: *Falls off tower*
Pinkie Pie: I shall save you *Jumps up in air, and catches Bonbon*
Rainbow Dash: Only one more pony to save.
Another rollercoaster was heading towards damaged track, and would fall off.
Rainbow Dash: *Gets in front of rollercoaster*
Ponies: Get out of the way!
Rainbow Dash: *Slowing down rollercoaster* Slow down before I fall off. *stops rollercoaster*
Ponies: *see broken track* Rainbow Dash saved us from falling off. YAY!!
Back at Discord's base.
Discord: What? Why didn't anypony end up... How many feet under?
Karl: Six.
Discord: Why didn't anypony end up six feet under?
Kyle: You saw everything. Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie saved them all.
Discord: Then, we need a plan to kidnap Dash's german friend, and execute her. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
The end
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of Rainbow Dash
Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, Rainbow Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 3
Discorded Christmas
Everypony was enjoying their holiday, but Discord had plans to sabotage them.
Discord: What do you know about christmas?
Screwball: I know that there's always a character that doesn't like Christmas, but towards the ending, they change their mind.
Discord: That was only in How Gilda Stole Christmas. We need to think outside the box here. What can we do to destroy christmas for everypony?
Karl: Ooh, I know.
Kyle: I think I know too.
Discord: Yes?
Karl: Take them to an amusement park, destroy the rides they're on, and then they're six feet under.
Discord: Hmm, yes. Six feet under all that rubble, then by the time they get out, they won't be able to celebrate christmas.
Kyle: He meant they would be dead.
Discord: Oh, that works too.
Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie were relaxing by a fireplace
Pinkie Pie: This is so warm, but I still feel a little cold.
Rainbow Dash: I'll get you a blanket.
Pinkie Pie: Nein *Hugs Rainbow Dash* I found one.
Rainbow Dash: *Sighs, then laughs*
Pinkie Pie: *Squee*
While Pinkie Pie was busy hugging Rainbow Dash, they heard the sound of stomping hooves, as they saw ponies running past sugarcube corner.
Pinkie Pie: Was ist das? Why are they all running?
Rainbow Dash: I don't know. Let's go take a look. *Leaves sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows*
Discord: *Finishes building Discordland* Welcome everypony. I hope this amusement park that I made myself will help you enjoy your christmas.
Ponies: Sure. *Walk into amusement park*
Rainbow Dash: Something seems fishy here. I think we better take a closer look at this amusement park.
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Discord: Hello Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
Rainbow Dash: What are you doing Discord?
Discord: What does it look like I'm doing?
Pinkie Pie: You can't fool us.
Discord: What are you talking about?
Behind Discord was a ferris wheel. The wheel fell off, and rolled away with screaming ponies.
Rainbow Dash: *Points at runaway wheel* That. You see what I'm talking about?
Discord: Accidents happen.
Pinkie Pie: Maybe that wasn't an accident. You caused that on purpose.
Discord: How? I'm standing right here.
Rainbow Dash: You could've made something loose, and it would fall off by itself.
Discord: No, everything on there was-
Rainbow Dash: That's enough. Get everypony out of here, and close the park.
Discord: Hmm. Not happening.
Ponies: *On a rollercoaster* I think we might be going too fast. *Falls off*
Rainbow Dash: *Flies to falling pony, and catches him before he hits the ground*
Pony: You saved my life.
Rainbow Dash: That's what I'm hear for.
Pinkie Pie: *Stops rollercoaster from falling* And, that's what I'm here for too.
Pony: How did she-
Rainbow Dash: Don't ask.
Discord: *Laughing* Enjoy trying to save everypony, if you can *Runs away*
Rainbow Dash: Come on Pinkie Pie. We can save everypony if we work fast enough. *flies to log ride*
Ponies in logs: *about to go over loop* Is that possible?
Rainbow Dash: *Pushes log very fast on loop*
Ponies in logs: Woohoo! Awesome!
Bonbon: *Falls off tower*
Pinkie Pie: I shall save you *Jumps up in air, and catches Bonbon*
Rainbow Dash: Only one more pony to save.
Another rollercoaster was heading towards damaged track, and would fall off.
Rainbow Dash: *Gets in front of rollercoaster*
Ponies: Get out of the way!
Rainbow Dash: *Slowing down rollercoaster* Slow down before I fall off. *stops rollercoaster*
Ponies: *see broken track* Rainbow Dash saved us from falling off. YAY!!
Back at Discord's base.
Discord: What? Why didn't anypony end up... How many feet under?
Karl: Six.
Discord: Why didn't anypony end up six feet under?
Kyle: You saw everything. Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie saved them all.
Discord: Then, we need a plan to kidnap Dash's german friend, and execute her. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
The end
