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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After school, Toby, and Melissa walked home.

Toby: How did your day go?
Melissa: Mine was good.
Toby: What did you do?
Melissa: I got an A+ on one of my tests.
Toby: Good for you.
Melissa: What about you? How was your day?
Toby: Mine was bad.
Melissa: Aw, what happened?
Toby: If it's ok with you, I don't want to talk about it.
Melissa: Aw, please.
Toby: Alright, but only because you're my little sister.
Melissa: Yay!
Toby: And you have to promise not to laugh.
Melissa: Ok.
Toby: Max was making fun of our dad, and humiliated him about working in the steel mills.
Melissa: What did you do?
Toby: I told him to stop, and I'm the one that gets to sit in the corner with the dunce cap.
Melissa: *Slightly laughing*
Toby: You said you wouldn't laugh!
Melissa: It's not that *Laughing* Look, to your left.
Toby: *Looks left* What a weird tree!
Melissa: Who knew trees could have green bark, and brown leaves.
Mrs. Miller: I see you two like the works of my art class.
Toby: Mrs. Miller, your art class did that?
Mrs. Miller: Yes.
Melissa: But why? If it rains, the paint could wash off.
Mrs. Miller: No it won't, but it might get chopped down. Think about it, as long as you've got something planned, you can always accomplish it if you set your mind to accomplishing your goals, hopes, and dreams. What kind of hopes, and dreams do you wish for?
Toby: I want my dad to have a better boss.
Mrs. Miller: That's a hope for your father. What is your hopes, and dreams?
Toby: Trying not to be anything like the boss that my dad has. He told me his boss is greedy, and rude. I don't want to be anything like that.
Mrs. Miller: That's good, and I'm sure it's the same for Melissa too, isn't it?
Melissa: Yes.
Mrs. Miller: Good. Off you go now.

Toby, and Melissa ran off to tell their parents about what they just saw.

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posted by candylover246
God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the second i publish it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.



*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful day in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a random gay thought suddenly popped up in her pink head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of friends is gay", Pinkie said...
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added by zanhar1
Source: zoe-product
I was watching some Yo Mama videos on YouTube before I started writing this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope you guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a day for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought Rainbow Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish...
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added by zanhar1
Source: sazuko
added by zanhar1
Source: pintrest (if anyone knows the exact artist, let me know)
added by zanhar1
Source: aquila sadiqua zeba
#5: Anthropology by JasonTheHuman
Okay, I haven't actually read it..But it's on Triq267's list of must reads, and I want to have at least ONE story to hate on, despite never reading it. Cause, as Brad Jones would say.
"Hating on stuff everyone likes, makes me think I'm being cool.. But really it makes me look like a total asshole"


#4: THE PINK TEMPTATION by CooperCrisp:
Look I just don't care about Carrot Cake.. I'm sorry.
But this writer has some really well done talent..

link


#3: SPIKE'S RAINBOW DASH by MallaJone:
SpikeXDash isn't the WORST idea for a ship. And this writer is kinda talented.
But...
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added by triq267
Source: Alasou
HELLO! EVERYPONY The story for this show down with the evil Bitch Queen Chrysalis was epic it's amazing what the staff did with bringing the changeling army for one last time plus did everypony like that thorax was reformed Changeling ! Then in the long run we all knew that Queen Chrysalis did not want to reform for good because she feeds on the hate of others and was born to hate everypony and others anyway let me know in my opinion if you liked the season finale of season 6 or not ?


Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better friends with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
BEST:

CUPCAKES:
This story truly is my favourite creepy pasta.
I made stories of it myself.
Not only that, but the fact that Cupcakes has some of the greastest fan videos and fan sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready to Die/Andrew WK". Witch, according to Conan (yes, I watch Conan, deal with it, hahaha) the song was made directly for the video, same with the whole song. Guess its why most of the songs are party themed, particulary the one used for Hellsing Abridged.
Anyway.
Obviously this story two thumbs up for me.
As its "different"...
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THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD YOU HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL YOU SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS YOU TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY OR WHATEVER YOUR PONY NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER...
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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did you spend it all beer again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that day came and went after you gave yourself...
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I thought I would have more ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have more annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my friends want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro seconds after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are more or less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his friends in their favorite tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose shirt and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of Love had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...
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A/N: This story was highly inspired by The Love in the Night by Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, you heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if you don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank you for reading and enjoy!

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her castle in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of love craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Letter to EPM
RMP moved faster then we thought originally. The last prep work has ended and talks with KGB are ended. They will take over operation Shadow Raid and we will call government take over aswell.
Cheif Juistice Dan von Shadowknight"

Dan - Everyone! We have prepared count-reformation aginst RMP movemen, we officially control Canterlot so we are in upper hand. VSS will be supported by EMP and KGB. Our enemy is RMP and GSF. We will crush our enemies! We will eliminate the evildoers! We will protect Equestria in its full image! Take back Ponyville and make peace! Innocent kids and grow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 11 is beginning

Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Turning on the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie & Twilight: *Connecting the pad to the core, and running to the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: Did we fix any barriers?
Applejack: Yes, but it was off screen.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with her Spas 12, blowing their heads off* Aw, I can no longer hear their screams if they no longer have mouths.
Twilight: *Shoots the head off of a zombie with her Stakeout* No more meat for you.
Applejack: You were three feet away. Big deal.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie...
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posted by austinhaynes
dear mlp animators and voice actors my name is Austin Ryan Haynes and i am12 years old i live in the u.s.a in north Carolina my life had been ruend by my parents until mlp came out.your show helped me stay away from me killing myself and hurting me. i just wanted to say maybe one day i can work with you guys in hasbro. people use to call me gay and it hurt. now that i know that there are more like me in the world i am standing up to them pease if you can try to contact me i might have some pointers. your fan AustinHaynes
Saten: Cloudsdale? Starlight doesn't even have wings! Why would she come here?

Twi: I don't know Twist, Spike, but it looked like she could fly with just magic! Keep your eyes open. We don't know what she has planned.

[whoosh]

Spike: Isn't that Rainbow Dash?

Twi: Did Rainbow Dash look really young to you? And I didn't see a cutie mark. You don't thin-.. Saten put her down!

Saten: (hugging filly Rainbow Dash) She's adorable!

Filly Dash: I NEED AN ADULT!

Saten: I AM an adult.

Twi: (pulls Filly Dash away, and lets her fly off frightenedly) We don't have time for this.

Saten: (groans) Whatever.

Spike: Uh,...
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