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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The train arrives at Appleloosa, and the Flim Flam brothers get out.

Applejack: *Watching* Ok, let's go. *Exits train*
Braeburn: *Follows*
Flim: *walks into saloon*
Flam: *Walks into saloon*
Dexter: *Walks into saloon*
Applejack: What do you suppose they're up to?
Braeburn: I ain't sure. We better get back to my orchard.

So they did, but inside the saloon.

Dexter: *grabs paper, and pen* Alright. What am I writing?
Flim: A letter! We've gone over this 5 times already in the train.
Flam: Here is what we want you to write. You ready?
Dexter: Ready.
Flam: Dear Applejack. You have made us cross for the last time. We want to have a duel against you, tomorrow at high noon. Signed, Flim, and Flam.
Dexter: *Writing letter* You guys aren't even signing this.
Flim: So? It doesn't matter, as long as you're writing it down for us.
Dexter: Whatever. *takes letter* I'm gonna give it to them now.
Flam: Please, by all means. Go give them that letter.
Dexter: *Walks out of saloon*

Meanwhile at Braeburn's orchard

Applejack: *Bucks trees causing apples to fall* Well, I told you I'd get all of them.
Braeburn: Um, Applejack? That's the only tree in this orchard.
Applejack: *Looks around orchard* Why do you have only one tree?
Braeburn: It gives me a lot of apples, you know.
Applejack: *Checks bucket* You're right.
Dexter: *Arrives with letter*
Applejack: *Sees Dexter* What do you want now?!
Dexter: Nothing, I just came to give you this letter *Drops letter, and runs away*
Applejack: *Takes letter*
Braeburn: You're not going to shoot him?
Applejack: Not now. *Opens letter* I just wanna see this letter he gave us. *reading letter*

Dear Applejack.

You have made us cross for the last time. We want to have a duel against you, tomorrow at high noon.

Signed, Flim, and Flam.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In the Griffon Kingdom, Gilda was meeting other griffons in her army.

Gilda: *Walks into castle* Hello?
Tomtom: Another griffon has arrived sir.
McKing: Ah, hello madam. What can I do for you?
Gilda: I need to join your army in order to defeat the ponies.
McKing: Well, I don't think that's possible. You see-
Gilda: *Choking McKing* Let me join, or else.
McKing: *Coughing* Okay.
Gilda: That's more like it.
McKing: Meet some of my trusted soldiers. Over there is Tomtom.
Tomtom: Hi!
McKing: Over here is Max.
Max: Good day to you ma'am.
McKing: Porter.
Porter: Hello.
Gilda: Aren't you a little too...
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posted by Canada24
Two weeks after we last left off.

Today was the day, Ditto was suppose to come.

"I still can't believe we have to do this" Dash groaned, her nose still bandaged and she hovered over them.

"Hey, it's not our call, it's Celestia's" Twilight told the young Pegasus.

"Fine" Dash groaned.

"Lets just hope he dosen't try anything" She added.

Everyone agreed.

Eventually Celestia flew down in her carriage, carrying Ditto in it as well.

"Ahh, there you are" Twilight said.

Celestia noded and got out of the carriage, and took Ditto out of it also, who looked not at all pleased about being here.

Twilight and the others...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Ms. Bonjour were on top of the train while Fenix was in his car calling the police.

Fenix: That's right. They're on top of a train, and one of them is an agent of the C.I.E. Please, you've got to help him.
Police: Ok, we'll send some units to try, and stop whoever is killing your friend.

On the train.

Ms. Bonjour: *kicks Con*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Ms. Bonjour: Au Revoir Mr. Mane.
Con: *Climbs back on*
Ms. Bonjour: Grrr. *Hits Con*
Con: *Punches Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: *lays on roof*
Con: *Kicks Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: Signal!
Con: *gets hit by signal*
Ms. Bonjour: Hahahaha!
Con: *Falls...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... you was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your ass soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : you right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no you don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are you kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to move but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh you from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are you doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did you do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: You sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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