At Ponyville, the train stopped.
Engineer: *walks in train* Attention everypony. Our engine has broken down, and will be stuck here for nine hours. In the meantime, go explore the city.
Applejack: Well, this would be a perfect time to drop Applebloom off here.
Applebloom: I wanna go with you.
Applejack: No you don't. I can't afford to have your life at risk.
Braeburn: Where are we going to leave her? Sweet Apple Acres isn't a good option.
Applejack: Maybe. If Big Mac didn't come back from Appleloosa. We'll just have to check.
Applebloom: Why can't I stay with Granny Smith?
Applejack: She doesn't pay much attention to you. As much as I love Granny Smith, she just falls asleep a lot.
Applebloom: I can get her to wake up.
Applejack: *Sighs* Where's Rarity?
Braeburn: I thought you two hated each other.
Applejack: Nah, not anymore. We just have to get to Carousel Boutique. *Walks towards Sugarcube Corner*
Applebloom: This ain't the way to the boutique.
Applejack: I know that, I just wanna talk to Pinkie Pie first.
So the three ponies walk into Sugarcube Corner
Pinkie Pie: Guten Tag Applejack. How are you?
Applejack: Fine. I have to go to Appleloosa with Braeburn, and stop the Flim Flam brothers from trying to steal his orchard.
Pinkie Pie: Oh. So, why are you here then?
Applejack: Our train broke down, and I want Applebloom to be somewhere safe.
Pinkie Pie: Ach! Pick me! Pick me! You can trust a german, can't you?! *Squee*
Applejack: Well...
Suddenly, a loud thump was heard from upstairs
Pinkie Pie: Was zum Teufel? I gotta help Mr, and Mrs. Cake get my Oktoberfest decorations in the attic. Sorry.
Applejack: That's fine. Have you at least seen Rarity?
Pinkie Pie: Ja, but she might be busy.
Applejack: Come on Braeburn, let's take Applebloom to Rarity.
They left Sugarcube Corner, when Rarity showed up, looking worried.
Rarity: Applejack! Your barn is on fire!
Applejack: Say what?
Rarity: The Flim Flam brothers set Sweet Apple Acres on fire, and your barn is being destroyed.
Applebloom: Oh no!!
Applejack: We gotta run over there now! *Running very fast*
Braeburn, Applebloom, and Rarity: *Following Applejack*
Rarity: Ugh *Slowing down* Go without me. My mane will be ruined if I run any faster.
Applejack: *Sighs* Whatever *Continues to run*
2 B continued
Engineer: *walks in train* Attention everypony. Our engine has broken down, and will be stuck here for nine hours. In the meantime, go explore the city.
Applejack: Well, this would be a perfect time to drop Applebloom off here.
Applebloom: I wanna go with you.
Applejack: No you don't. I can't afford to have your life at risk.
Braeburn: Where are we going to leave her? Sweet Apple Acres isn't a good option.
Applejack: Maybe. If Big Mac didn't come back from Appleloosa. We'll just have to check.
Applebloom: Why can't I stay with Granny Smith?
Applejack: She doesn't pay much attention to you. As much as I love Granny Smith, she just falls asleep a lot.
Applebloom: I can get her to wake up.
Applejack: *Sighs* Where's Rarity?
Braeburn: I thought you two hated each other.
Applejack: Nah, not anymore. We just have to get to Carousel Boutique. *Walks towards Sugarcube Corner*
Applebloom: This ain't the way to the boutique.
Applejack: I know that, I just wanna talk to Pinkie Pie first.
So the three ponies walk into Sugarcube Corner
Pinkie Pie: Guten Tag Applejack. How are you?
Applejack: Fine. I have to go to Appleloosa with Braeburn, and stop the Flim Flam brothers from trying to steal his orchard.
Pinkie Pie: Oh. So, why are you here then?
Applejack: Our train broke down, and I want Applebloom to be somewhere safe.
Pinkie Pie: Ach! Pick me! Pick me! You can trust a german, can't you?! *Squee*
Applejack: Well...
Suddenly, a loud thump was heard from upstairs
Pinkie Pie: Was zum Teufel? I gotta help Mr, and Mrs. Cake get my Oktoberfest decorations in the attic. Sorry.
Applejack: That's fine. Have you at least seen Rarity?
Pinkie Pie: Ja, but she might be busy.
Applejack: Come on Braeburn, let's take Applebloom to Rarity.
They left Sugarcube Corner, when Rarity showed up, looking worried.
Rarity: Applejack! Your barn is on fire!
Applejack: Say what?
Rarity: The Flim Flam brothers set Sweet Apple Acres on fire, and your barn is being destroyed.
Applebloom: Oh no!!
Applejack: We gotta run over there now! *Running very fast*
Braeburn, Applebloom, and Rarity: *Following Applejack*
Rarity: Ugh *Slowing down* Go without me. My mane will be ruined if I run any faster.
Applejack: *Sighs* Whatever *Continues to run*
2 B continued
Pinkie Pie is nice.
Her big happiness gets all.
I guess it got me.
Twilight is a nerd,
yet she does truly sparkle.
What could go wrong next?
Where is Rarity
when one possibly needs her?
Complaining, of course.
If little ponies
consume cupcakes and whatnot,
would they be poisoned?
Yes, the farmer horse
could let loose from the hard work
and not worry much.
Both the Princesses
of the mighty Canterlot
should stay together.
Shall we not forget
the great and one wonderful
royal wedding now?
Kindness and high love
are two of the best weapons
to fight the evil.
(I'm afraid that these are all I have for right now. If these don't seem right, let me know so that I can make some edits to this haiku list. Thanks for viewing.)
Her big happiness gets all.
I guess it got me.
Twilight is a nerd,
yet she does truly sparkle.
What could go wrong next?
Where is Rarity
when one possibly needs her?
Complaining, of course.
If little ponies
consume cupcakes and whatnot,
would they be poisoned?
Yes, the farmer horse
could let loose from the hard work
and not worry much.
Both the Princesses
of the mighty Canterlot
should stay together.
Shall we not forget
the great and one wonderful
royal wedding now?
Kindness and high love
are two of the best weapons
to fight the evil.
(I'm afraid that these are all I have for right now. If these don't seem right, let me know so that I can make some edits to this haiku list. Thanks for viewing.)
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Pony: *Riding a motorcycle between two cars*
Moto Europa Motorcycle Shop, St. Foalis, September 18, 1989
Ponies from New Mexico moved into our town to sell stolen motorcycles. They would also steal some from Moto Europa, so me, Shawn, and Bob were put there to work undercover. For each pony we arrested for stealing one of the motorcycles, we got an extra grand in our paycheck. The police department was paying us 20 grand a week, but some of us felt like we could use the extra cash.
Lewis & Shawn: *Standing in front of the car in the picture above*
Bob: *Arrives with a pony*...
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Pony: *Riding a motorcycle between two cars*
Moto Europa Motorcycle Shop, St. Foalis, September 18, 1989
Ponies from New Mexico moved into our town to sell stolen motorcycles. They would also steal some from Moto Europa, so me, Shawn, and Bob were put there to work undercover. For each pony we arrested for stealing one of the motorcycles, we got an extra grand in our paycheck. The police department was paying us 20 grand a week, but some of us felt like we could use the extra cash.
Lewis & Shawn: *Standing in front of the car in the picture above*
Bob: *Arrives with a pony*...
