Twilight: hurry, ponies! we can't him escaped.
Pinkie Pie: don't worry Twi! i got this! -hops on pig and flies-
Apple Jack: WHAT THE FU-
Random Derpy: -flies by- hi Pinkie!
Pinkie: -hops off of pig and jumps really high in slow motion- PINKIE.......PAWNCH!!! -falcon punches teletubby jet-
-jet falls down-
Telebubby: SHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!
-a huge explosion when the jet crashes into the ground-
Apple Jack: YEEHAW!
Twilight: we did it!
Fluttershy: yaay.
Rarity: marvelous!
Rainbow Dash: that was awesome, Pinkie!
In Celestia's castle...
Celestia: another job well done thanks to the Mane 6.
Twilight: we are honored, your highness.
Celestia: that's why me and Luna would like to reward you with something.
Luna: we'd like you to take a vacation France in your honor.
Pinkie Pie: COOL! FRANCE!.....who or what is a France?
Rarity: France is the most romantic place in the world! that is why they call it, the City of Love.
The next day on a plane......
Rarity: i just can't wait to get there!
Pinkie: excuse me sir.
Waiter: is there something i can get you?
Pinkie: do you serve chocolate cake and ice cream?
Waiter: oh, we don't sell that crap.
Pinkie: OH HELL NO!!!! -pony kicks the control room door open- are you the captain here?
Captain: this is your captain speaking.
Pinkie: oh, ok. WHY DON'T YOU HAVE CHOCOLATE CAKE AND ICE CREAM?
Pilot: what is that? sounds like something nopony would wanna step in.
Pinkie: -pony kicks the pilot out the plane-
Pilot: -screams-
Pinkie: uh oh. -goes back in the seating room-
Twilight: hey, where have you been?
Pinkie: just....searchin' for sweets.
Rainbow Dash: i'm gonna go speak to the captain for some reason.
Pinkie: -blocks the door- yoooouuuuu.....may not wanna do that?
Rainbow Dash: why not?
Pinkie: he's uhhhh............learning how to fly.
Pilot: -screams as he's falling-
Twilight: then, if there's no pilot, who's driving this thing?!
Pinkie: ooh! ooh! ooh! i know! i know! it' Fluttershy!
Fluttershy: i'm right here.
Pinkie: oh, maybe Apple Jack!
Apple Jack: so let me get this straight, no one's steering the plane?!
Pinkie: i know! i'll steer it for us! -drives plane-
-alarm comes on-
-everypony screams-
-the plane does a bunch of flips and cartwheels and there are a bunch of explosions and KOS inside the plane-
Pinkie: calm down everypony! let's see what's on tv!
-Teletubbies is on-
Pinkie: of all the crap in the world....
-the plane is still doing flips and cartwheels until it finally crashes into an island and explodes..........violently.
Random Pony: and everyone died! the end.
THE END!!!
just kidding!
Rarity: dear God, please tell me i'm not dirty!
Apple Jack: -sarcastically- uh...no.
Rarity: -looks at herself in the water and screams-
Rainbow Dash: this doesn't look like France.
Twilight: where are we?

Part 2 coming soon!