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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rainbow Dash was talking about Twilight Sparkle.

Sergi: What's so bad about her?
Rainbow Dash: She takes racing very seriously. In fact she takes everything seriously. You have to watch out for her.
Apyr: We'll be careful. Right Sergi?
Sergi: Da.

Everypony got their cars lined up at the starting line. They would go around the race track for three laps.

Flag pony: 3, 2, 1, go *waves flag*
Racers: *take off*
Sergi: We're in first.
Apyr: Excellent. And no sign of Twilight
Twilight: *pushes Rainbow Dash into wall*
Apyr: .... I stand corrected.
Twilight: *catching up* Man, there's too many ponies blocking my path in their cars. *honks horn*
Sergi: *floors it*
Apyr: I hope Dash is alright.
Sergi: Me too.
Rainbow Dash: *in last* I cannot lose to that egghead! *floors it*
Sergi: We're winning!
Twilight: *passes Sergi* Stay outta my way man!
Sergi: I don't think so *drifts past Twilight*
Apyr: Oh dude, she's angry.
Twilight: Get back here you idiots! *floors it*
Sergi: *driving next to lake*
Twilight: *pushes Sergi towards lake*
Apyr: Brake!
Sergi: *brakes*
Twilight: *nearly goes in lake, then crashes into another car*
Sergi: *passes intersection* I think she's out of it.
Apyr: And we're way ahead of everyone else.
Sergi: This race is in the bag.
Manticore: *driving towards them*
Sergi: Oh great. The manticore has his truck back to a high height.
Apyr: Really?
Manticore: *getting close to Sergi*
Sergi: If those tires get us, we're in trouble.
Manticore: *about to crush Sergi's car*
racing pony: *crashes into manticore's truck*
Manticore: *tips truck over*
Apyr: Who else wants us to lose?
Rainbow Dash: *passes Sergi*
Sergi: Her *floors it*
Apyr: We're the only two racing.
Sergi: Then lets make it look interesting. *passes Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Oh no you don't *passes Sergi*
Sergi: So she wants to do this the hard way. *floors it*
Rainbow Dash: *goes to the right*
Sergi: *about to push Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *brakes*
Sergi: *drives into lake*
Announcer: And Rainbow Dash is the winner.
Sergi: We've been defeated by a mare. How will we win the grand prix now?
Apyr: It's in Fillydelphia. It shouldn't be hard

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning: Despite this being very long, it's worth reading.

Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance

It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the castle got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the castle was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to join his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her friends so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to join Discord's army....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
where we done ah pony mech

Dan - well we fucked
Dimitri - ... WTF...
Dan - WHAT
Jade - *grab Dan head and point on Black Alicorn* that
Dan - wow one more alicorn.... FUCK!
Mech - *shoot black alicorn*
Alicorn - *fly away from bullets* ha! *shoot from bazooka to mech*
Dan - hmmmm... OMGF *point on black pegasus*
Pegasus - its time for fireworks! *shoot from bazooka into mech core*
Dan - mech destroyed *come to Alicorn* ...
Alicorn - ...
Dan - ...
Alicorn - ...
Dan - ... WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE!!!!! ...
Alicorn - oh yes soo Im FireDash *point at pegasus* and this is Night Fire
Filly - come from building* its everythink...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
5 Friends [AppleJack, Rarity, Fluttershy, PinkiPie,Twilight] meet under RainbowDash clound.
AppleJack - Fluttershy fly to her clo...
*boom* Rainbow Dash Fall from clound. Shes not moving and she dont breathing.
AppleJack - oh no... Rainbow...Dash...
??? - MUAHAHAHAHA... You think you use elements of harmony on my? YOU THINK I STUPID!!!! HAHAHAHA!! NO YOU SOOOO STUPID!
Twilight - You!
King of Shadow Ponies - soo Twilight what you do now... NOTHINK! HAHAHAHA! I WIN!!!!!!!
Fluttershy GIVE HER BACK TO US!!! i-if you dont...
King of Shadow Ponies - HAHAHA Fluttershy why you soo shy... oh look Twilight Canterlot...
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posted by epicskyrimfan56
ponyville-11:30 am
*vwoom* The grass swayed and the wind blowed as the TARDIS landed. The strange phonebooth like device opened and out came a pony. A pony with a brown mane and a light brown coat. He wore a bow tie and his cutie mark was an hourglass. His name was the doctor.
He had a box that was bigger on the inside and could travel through time and space. The machine had brought him here. "interesting, the grass is so green and the weather, oh absolutly marvelous." "if only i knew where i was" "hmm. i feel odd, are my legs off balance?" he looked down to see that he was indeed not a human,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A month passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were spray painted at a lot of places, and bloodstains were on Twilight's house. "Seems like Robotnik's doing, but how?" I said to myself. "Because...
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Chris: Hello, everyone. Welcome to Total Drama Equestria! In today's episode, well meet our contestants for this season.

*a boat comes up along the shore*

Chris: And here they are now! First up, we have Billie Joe Armstrong!

Bille:*walks off the boat* I love tacos!

Chris: Okay? Next is Aqua Fresh!

Aqua:*walks off the boat and waves to the camera*

Chris: Leon Grim!

Leon:*appears from behind a bunch of smoke from the smoke bomb he threw* The Great and Powerful Leon has arrived!

Chris: Christina!

Christina:*walks off the boat, eating some chips*

Chris: Owl Feather!

Owl:*walks off the boat* H-Hello....
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posted by Tawnyjay
I listened to the splashes of chocolate rain on the rook of my castle. I sighed. Discord...

Celestia then trotted in, her eyes swimming with tears. "More ponies have been corrupted," she told me glumly. "I don't know what happened. One day there was beauty, and then..." She paused as the night quickly turned to day and back.

"I think we need to do something." I got to my hooves. "Luna!" Celestia protested, "You know that we can't just go and save Equestria. If Discord found out, he would imprison us even more than we already are!" She looked around my room, which was connected to hers.

"We're...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
"It was really nice of the Princess to let us explore the castle, without all the commotion of the gala." said Twilight to her five friends. "Hey, Pinkie!" shouted Rainbow Dash,"What's with that bag of yours? You've been carrying it since we got on the train to get here!" It was true. In Pinkie Pie's mouth, there was a brown piece of cloth that seemed to hold a few items. "Oh, it's nothing!" Pinkie Pie replied with struggle, since she would drop the bag if she opened her mouth too much."Just a gift for a friend." Pinkie Pie told her friends she would be right back, and ran off to deliver her...
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Spike sneaks into Zecorah's place and 'borrows' a special flower. Smelling it will make you fall in love with the first person you see. Obviously he tries to get Rarity to smell it, accidentally infecting everyone in ponyville in the process. Eventually everypony's chasing Spike in a lovestruck stampede, causing Celestia to come down from her castle to see what the ruckus is about. When she too smells the flower and falls in love with Spike all hell breaks lose.
Spike is forced to ask Zecorah for help. She creates a pink cloud of fog, that cures everypony. Luckily for Spike nopony remembers a thing. In the end he writes a letter to Celestia, about how love is something that cannot be forced.
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That night, I put my plan into action. I went to the blindspot, and went through the fence. No one noticed that I left until tomorrow morning.

Meanwhile, in the tunnels.

Pablo: *digging, but feels dirt falling on him, then looks up* Oh thank god. The roof isn't going to collapse. *Continues digging*
Volk: *Gets bag of dirt full, and gives it to Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Passes bag to Airborne*
Airborne: *Passes bag to Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *passes bag to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Passes bag to Shredder*
Shredder: *Passes bag to Jade*
Jade: *Passes bag to Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: *Passes bag...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On July 5, everypony on strike did exactly what James told them to do.

James: That's everypony, right?
Jack: I think so.
Deputies: *On boat*
Deputy Roebuck: You can't do this. We'll arrest you!
Larry: We'd like to see you try that when you go down river. *Pushes boat*
Deputy: Get some paddles, and row back!
James: *Holding paddles* You mean these?!
Jack: And good luck trying to row back with your arms, and hooves!
Deputies: Curse you!

And so, the deputies had no way to get back to shore, and continued drifting towards the middle of nowhere

Meanwhile, at the mill

Henry: Ok, the strikers are not stopping,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con returned to the game. He played two more rounds, when this happened.

Der Cheif: I will take three cards.
Dealer: Alright. Now, it's time to bet.
Der Cheif: I am going all in.
Ponies: Ooooh.
Con: That may be a bad choice *Goes all in*
Der Cheif: For you.
Dealer: Show everypony your hand.
Con: Straight flush
Dealer: Der Cheif. What do you have?
Der Cheif: *Eyes everypony with suspicion* Royal Flush.
Dealer: Der Cheif is the winner. Everypony coming back may return in two hours.
Der Cheif: *Has $26,800,983*
Con: *Slowly leaves table*

When Con returned, he heard the shower

Con: *Walks slowly to shower*...
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