Seanthehedgehog & Fefe2002 present

Rainbow Dash Gets Sued

Ponies: *walking around Ponyville*

Hasbro narrator: Generic plot, generic plot, generic plot, generic plot. Generic plot, generic plot, generic plot.

Snips & Snails: *running along houses*

Hasbro narrator: Generic plot, buy ours toys, generic plot, buy ours toys, generic plot, buy ours toys, buy ours toys, generic-

Rainbow Dash: AH, ENOUGH ALREADY!! *looks at script* This story has nothing to do with the title! I mean look at this!! Rainbow Dash gets sued?! What kind of an idiot would write a story about me getting sued?

Pinkie Pie: Guten Tag, Dashie. Who are you talking to?

Rainbow Dash: All the bronies reading this story, though I doubt they'll get this message.

Pinkie Pie: Sure they will. It's important, ja?

Rainbow Dash: Maybe to some people, but not everyone. Do you want to know why this story sounds like shit?

Pinkie Pie: *looks at script* Why does the narrator say generic plot, and buy our toys?

Rainbow Dash: No idea, but all this is from some people working for Hasbro, and caused
Lauren Faust to quit working on My Little Pony. Or at least something like that. Click on this link to find out more link

Pinkie Pie: If you don't care, than you should stop reading now.

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, the story's almost over.

Pinkie Pie: Really? When does it end?

The End.