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Babs Seed
Babs Seed
Babs Seed~

[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Apple Bloom]
First, we thought that Babs was so really, really sweet
A new friend to have, and it seemed like such a treat
[Scootaloo]
But then, we found the truth; she's just a bully from the east
She went from Babs, yeah, to a bully and a beast
[Apple Bloom]
Everywhere we turn, she's just a step ahead
[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna do?
Got a bully on our tail
Gotta hide, we gotta bail
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, if she's after you
Gotta run, we gotta flee
Gotta hurry, don't you see?
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, she's just a bad, bad seed
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Apple Bloom]
Hiding from a bully, we know it isn't right
But the Cutie Mark Crusaders, we aren't lookin' for a fight
[Scootaloo]
Oh, she'll go home soon, and then we'll have some peace again
But for now, we're staying out of her way 'til then
[Apple Bloom]
Everywhere we turn, she's just a step ahead
[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna do?
Got a bully on our tail
Gotta hide, we gotta bail
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, if she's after you
Gotta run, we gotta flee
Gotta hurry, don't you see?
Why so mean? Why so crude?
Why so angry? Why so rude?
Can't you be nice? Can't we be friends?
Isn't it sad? Is this how it all ends?
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, she's just a bad, bad-
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, she's just a bad, bad-
Babs Seed, Babs Seed-
[Scootaloo]
She's just a bad, bad seed!

The ballad Of the Crystal Empire~


[Twilight Sparkle]
Princess Cadance needs our help
Her magic will not last forever
I think we can do it
But we need to work together
We have to get this right
Yes, we have to make them see
We can save the Crystal Ponies with their history
[Rainbow Dash]
It says that they like jousting
[Rarity]
They flew a flag of many hues
[Applejack]
Made sweets of crystal berries
[Fluttershy]
They had a petting zoo with tiny ewes
[All]
Oh, we have to get this right
Yes, we have to make them see
We can save the Crystal Ponies with their history
[Pinkie Pie]
There was a crystal flugelhorn
That every pony liked to play
[Twilight Sparkle]
And a Crystal kingdom anthem
Can you learn it in a day?
[All]
Oh, we have to get this right
Yes, we have to make them see
We can save the Crystal Ponies with their history


Behold Princess Twilight Sparkle~


[Choir]
Thou Princess Twilight cometh
Behold, behold
A Princess here before us
Behold, behold, behold
Behold, behold (behold, behold)
The Princess Twilight cometh
Behold, behold (behold, behold)
The Princess is
The Princess is here!


Celestia's Ballad~

[Princess Celestia]
You've come such a long, long way
And I've watched you from that very first day
To see how you might grow
To see what you might do
To see what you've been through
And all the ways you've made me proud of you
It's time now for a new change to come
You've grown up and your new life has begun
To go where you will go
To see what you will see
To find what you will be
For it's time for you to fulfill your destiny



The Failure Song~


[Twilight Sparkle]
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
Twilight Sparkle: The square root of five hundred and forty-six is twenty-three point three six six six four two eight nine one zero nine.
Teacher: She is correct!
[Twilight Sparkle]
I could ace a quiz on friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail, or will I pass?
I can't be sure...
[Spike]
She can't be sure...
[Twilight Sparkle]
My mind is sharp, my skills intact
My heart is pure...
[Spike]
Her heart is pure...
[Twilight Sparkle]
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no I wasn't
[Spike]
Oh no, she wasn't
[Twilight Sparkle]
Oh no, I wasn't
[Spike]
Oh no, she wasn't
[Twilight Sparkle]
No I wasn't
[Twilight Sparkle and Spike]
Prepared... for this!


I've Got To Find A Way~

[Twilight Sparkle]
I have to find a way
To make this all okay
I can't believe this small mistake
Could've caused so much heartache
Oh why, oh why?
Losing promise
I don't know what to do
Seeking answers
I fear I won't get through to you
Oh why, oh why?
Oh, Spike. What have I done?


Life In Equestria~


[Twilight Sparkle]
Life in Equestria shimmers
Life in Equestria shines
And I know for absolute certain
[Main Cast]
That everything (everything)
Yes, everything
Yes, everything is certainly fine
It’s fine
Twilight Sparkle: Yes! Everything’s going to be just fine!


Morning In Ponyville~


[Twilight Sparkle]
Morning in Ponyville shimmers
Morning in Ponyville shines
And I know for absolute certain
That everything is certainly fine
There's the Mayor en route to her office
There's the sofa clerk selling some quills
Davenport: Morning, kid!
[Twilight Sparkle]
My Ponyville is so gentle and still
Can things ever go wrong?
I don't think that they will
Morning in Ponyville shimmers
Morning in Ponyville shines
And I know for absolute certain
That everything is certainly—


Raise This Barn~


[Applejack]
Yee-hoo!
Raise this barn, raise this barn
One, two, three, four
Together, we can raise this barn
One, two, three, four
Up, up, up, go the beams
Hammer those joints, work in teams
Turn 'em round quick by the right elbow
Grab a new partner, here we go
Apple family: Yeah!
Applejack: Come on, Apple family! Let's get to it! Wee-hoo!
[Applejack]
Raise this barn, raise this barn
One, two, three, four
Together, we can raise this barn
One, two, three, four
Finish the frame, recycling wood
Workin' hard, you're doin' good
Turn 'em round quick by the right elbow
Grab your partner, here we go
Apple family: Yeah!
Applejack: Whoo-whee!
[Applejack]
Raise this barn, oh, raise this barn
One, two, three, four
Together, we can raise this barn
One, two, three, four
Slats of wood come off the ground
Hold 'em up and nail 'em down
Turn 'em round quick by the left elbow
Grab a new partner, here we go
Apple family: Yeah!
Applejack: Come on, Apples! Get 'er done!
[Apple Bloom]
Look at us, we're family
[Applejack]
Workin' together thankfully
[Apple Bloom]
We Apples, we are proud to say
[Applejack and Apple Bloom]
Stick together the pony way
[Applejack]
Bow to your partner, circle right
Get down if you're scared of heights
Forward back and twirl around
The barn's gonna be the best in town
Apple family: Yeah!
Applejack: Yee-haw! Attagirl!
Apple Bloom: Alright, let's get to it!
[Apple family]
Raise this barn, raise this barn
One, two, three, four
Together, we can raise this barn
One, two, three, four
[Applejack]
Take your brushes, young and old
Together, paint it, bright and bold
Turn 'em round quick by the left elbow
Grab a new partner, here we go
[Apple family]
We raised this barn, we raised this barn
Yes, we did
Together we sure raised this barn
Yes, we did
Being together counts the most
We all came here from coast to coast
All we need to strive to be
Is part of the Apple family
Apple Bloom: Yeah!

The Success Song~


[Rarity]
You were prepared to do your best
Had what it takes to pass the test
All those doubts you can dismiss
Turns out you were
[Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Spike]
Prepared for this!
[Applejack]
You clearly have just what it takes
[Pinkie Pie]
To pass a test with such high stakes
[Fluttershy]
We knew for sure you would prevail
[Rainbow Dash]
Since when does Twilight Sparkle ever fail?
[Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Spike]
All those doubts that you can dismiss
Trust yourself and you cannot miss
[Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie]
Turns out you were
[Twilight Sparkle]
Turns out I was
[Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Spike]
Turns out you were
[Twilight Sparkle]
Turns out I was
[Rarity]
Turns out you were
[Spike, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy]
Prepared for this!


A True, True Friend~


[Twilight Sparkle]
A True, True Friend helps a friend in need
A friend will be there to help them see
[Twilight and Fluttershy]
A True, True Friend helps a friend in need
To see the light that shines from a True, True Friend
Rainbow Dash: Um, hello! Friend trapped inside, remember?
[Twilight Sparkle]
Rarity needs your help
She's trying hard, doing what she can
[Fluttershy]
Would you try, just give it a chance
You might find, that you'll start to understand
[Twilight and Fluttershy]
A True, True Friend helps a friend in need
A friend will be there to help you see
A True, True Friend helps a friend in need
To see the light that shines from a True, True Friend
Rainbow Dash: Uh, what just happened?
Twilight Sparkle: There's no time to explain, but we need your help. Applejack's trying to make dresses!
Rainbow Dash: Say no more!
[Rainbow Dash]
Applejack needs your help
She's trying hard, doing what she can
Would you try, just give it a chance
You might find, that you'll start to understand
[Twilight, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash]
A True, True Friend helps a friend in need
A friend will be there to help them see
A True, True Friend helps a friend in need
To see the light that shines from a True, True Friend
Rarity: [gasps] Oh my, what a terrible dream I had. Or, maybe I'm still having it.
Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, Pinkie Pie is about to lose the apple farm. We need Applejack's help!
Rarity: Lose the apple farm? Well we can't let that happen, now can we?
[Rarity]
Pinkie Pie is in trouble
We need to get there by her side
We can try to do what we can now
For together we can be her guide
[Twilight, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity]
A True, True Friend helps a friend in need
A friend will be there to help them see
A True, True Friend helps a friend in need
To see the light that shines from a True, True Friend
Applejack: Yee-haw! Now that's more like it! What's next?
Twilight Sparkle: The townspeople are furious. We need the old Pinkie Pie back.
Applejack: I'm on it. I know just the thing.
[Applejack]
The townspeople need you they've been sad for a while
They march around face a frown and never seem to smile
And if you feel like helpin' we'd appreciate a lot
If you'd get up there and spread some cheer from here to Canterlot!
Pinkie Pie: Come on ponies, I wanna see you SMILE!
Crowd: PINKIE!
[All and chorus]
A True, True Friend helps a friend in need
A friend will be there to help them see
A True, True Friend helps a friend in need
To see the light (To see the light)
That shines (That shines)
From a True, True Friend


What My Cutie Mark Is Telling Me~


[Rainbow Dash]
These animals don't listen, no, not one little bit
They run around out of control and throw their hissy fits
[cat hissing]
It's up to me to stop them, 'cause plainly you can see
It's got to be my destiny, and it's what my cutie mark is telling me
[Fluttershy]
[blows balloon]
I try to keep them laughing, put a smile upon their face
But no matter what I try, it seems a bit of a disgrace
[blows party horn]
[laughter]
I have to entertain them, it's there for all to see
It's got to be my destiny, and it's what my cutie mark is telling me
[Pinkie Pie]
I don't care much for pickin' fruit and plowin' fields ain't such a hoot
No matter what I try, I cannot FIX THIS BUSTED WATER CHUTE!
I've got so many chores to do, it's no fun being me
But it has to be my destiny, 'cause it's what my cutie mark is telling me
[Applejack]
Lookie here at what I made, I think that it's a dress
I know it doesn't look like much, I'm under some distress
Could y'all give me a hand here and help me fix this mess?
My destiny is not pretty, but it's what my cutie mark is tellin' me
[Rarity]
I'm in love with weather patterns, but the others have concerns
For I just gave them frostbite over top of their sunburns
I have to keep on trying, for everyone can see
[Rarity and Rainbow Dash]
It's got to be
[Fluttershy]
It's got to be
[Pinkie Pie]
My destiny
[Applejack]
My destiny
[Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy]
And it's what my cutie mark
[Pinkie Pie and Applejack]
It's what my cutie mark
[Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Applejack]
Yes, it's what my cutie mark is telling me!


Well, that's it! I hope you liked it! I was planning on writing this since 2 weeks ago, and I finally finished it! :3
The Ballad of the Crystal Empire
The Ballad of the Crystal Empire
Behold, Princess Twilight Sparkle
Behold, Princess Twilight Sparkle
Celestia's Ballad
Celestia's Ballad
The Failure Song
The Failure Song
I've Got TO Find A Way
I've Got TO Find A Way
Life In Equestria
Life In Equestria
Morning In Ponyville
Morning In Ponyville
Raise This Barn
Raise This Barn
The Success Song
The Success Song
A True, True Friend
A True, True Friend
What My Cutie Mark Is Telling Me
What My Cutie Mark Is Telling Me
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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>Canterlot
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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't move out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan - Good to hear Delta Force.
US President - My man did great job eh?
SAS Leader - Not as good as Fireteam Reaper.
Hooffman - This is Hooffman. De La Rosa spilled the beans.
Dan - And?
Hooffman - Stalion called Vladimir Chehenkov is now co-leader of this army.
Dan - Chehenkov. Right hoof of Golden Horn.
Shadow - You sure you killed Golden Horn.
Dan - I didn't only killed him with my own hoofs in Ponyville but also watched him choke on his own blood.
Dimitri - Is it on? Hey my good friend Dan.
Dan - Dimitri!?
Yuri - I'm here too... Damn it...
Dan - You guys.
Dimitri - Listien to time to speak. Chehenkov...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
14th May
Hour 0700
Near Ponyville.

Sandman - This shit won't last long.
Icepick - *looks at Ponyville* The town is gone...
Damien - We will kill those bastards for what they did...



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Dan - So?
MI5 - We pinpointed location if weapon dealer of GlobeX.
Dan - *puts pictures on screen*

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Name : Ricardo De La Rosa
Location : Brazil - Rio De Janero - Local Favela.
Role : Weapon Dealer, Local Terror Group General
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MI5 - We sended SAS team ready to extract.
Dan - I'm sending my Reapers to capture the target. We will make him talk.

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Brazil.
Rio De Janero.
Operation Codename : "RAT TRAP"
Hour 1005

--

Hooffman - Stay...
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added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily, DeviantArt
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.

Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*

However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.

Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they...
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Random dialectics


Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless article of Random Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our favorite party pony, Pinkie Pie. This article interlocks with the previous one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the next few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth wall breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by sararoyal296
Source: nami frost
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped by a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and you thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all you got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't you ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, you worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near Rainbow Dash* Now hurry up, and...
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added by dragonflame23
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about Rainbow Dash?
Rarity: Rainbow Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

Rainbow Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 8
Taking Control
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Fluttershy - stop don't hurt me I have story to say!
Dan - Why the hell you tried to kill me.
Fluttershy - I was controlled, please listen to me untill HE come here.
Darkness - He?
Fluttershy - King of Demons you need to stop him he- *gets stabbed*
Hunter - Too much babbling.
Fluttershy - *falls cold on ground*
Dan - What the-
Hunter - Ha ha ha ha ha... Idiots... You ALL are idiots!
Darkness - What are you doing...
Hunter - I found key to world control, we are being controlled by one "person"
Whiteheart - He's insane..
Hunter - And you fools gave me enough...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry had to get into the stadium to save Adrenaline, but he had to use a lock pick to unlock his friend's car.

Flag Pony: 3, 2, 1, destroy!
Racers: *Crashing into each other*
Racer 76: *In a Roadmaster, hits the back of Adrenaline's car*
Adrenaline: *Turns his car 180 degrees, and dives into the car*
Racer 76: *Hits two cars at once*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Racer 53: *Crashes into a station wagon*
Racer 30: *In the station wagon, and hits the Roadmaster*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Larry: *Gets into Adrenaline's El Freighto, and puts on a racer's helmet*

Song: link

Adrenaline:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 5

Friends till the (bloody) end.

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Being freed by Equestrian agent and given direct orders to eliminate Dan himself. On paper it was easy...
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-00:65
-Helicopter
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Pilot - Time for you kids good luck.
Lightning - aye... deploy.

-ground level, Shadowknight castle-

Bluewave - Isn't that too easy?
Darkness - *looks up on Castle* hm.
Thanathos - I sense alot of Ponies inside armed...
Lightning - They expect us...
Whiteheart - Is it all coming down to this...
Darkness - Tch... We can't back off now *smiles to everyone*
Lightning - An infamous Killer Darkness can smile? *laughs*
Whiteheart - Let's go....
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