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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sam
Sam
Mirage was riding the bike, when another pony drove up in a red Flim.

Sam: Are you ok mister?
Mirage: Sure. I just need help to get someplace. You're not going to believe it once you here what I have to say.
Sam: Mmm hmm.
Mirage: We have to get to Santa Rosita, and find a box full of money, under a big W. You wanna find it?
Sam: Try me. I'm pretty gullible.

Twilight: *dials number*

Cadence: *dancing*
Shining Armor: *singing* After the lights go down low!! Baby you know! There ain't be no reason for teasin these days! And when the dancing-

Twilight: Man, he won't pick up!

Sam: Do you know what he said by big W?
Mirage: Not sure, but he said it was at the park there. We must find it.
Sam: Sure thing *starts car* Oh, move that bike outta the way. Somepony might trip over it in the dark.
Mirage: Oh yeah. *moves bike*
Sam: *drives off*
Mirage: 0_____0
Sam: *waves*

Pilot: Alright. Give me a couple of minutes, then we'll take off.
Fluttershy: Are you a pilot?
Spike: Sorry, we already got the plane. See ya!
Pinkie Pie: There has to be another spot to find a plane!
Pilot: Try the country club back a couple of miles.
Rarity: Now we can make it there in no time.

Returning to Sam, he was driving when his car got a flat tire. Mirage went on a short rampage, then followed on the bike. Knowing that Mirage was close, Sam continued to drive, with the flat tire.

Erik: Our first week open.
Willy: We shall help anypony that has a problem with their car.
Sam: *drives up* Listen. I need your help. I need a new tire, and while you're at it refill my car with gasoline. Here's 7 dollars, if the stuff is worth less then 7, keep the change.
Erik: What are you talking about?
Sam: Somepony has gone crazy, and is chasing me!
Mirage: YOU!
Sam: AH! That's him! *hides*
Mirage: *runs around car*
Erik: What do we do?
Sam: What do you mean what do you do?! Hit him with something!!

While Sam was being chased around his car, Erik hit Mirage in the head with a beer bottle.

Sam: Excellent.
Willy: We got you car fixed.
Sam: Thanks. You're life savers! *drives away*

Pinkie Pie: Please. We need an airplane to borrow!
british pony: Sorry, but this is a country club, not an airport.
Fluttershy: Ooh. What about that airplane over there?
biritish pony: That belongs to Bartholomew Perfect the 55th. He is not flying anywhere.
Pinkie Pie: Where is he?
british pony: Mmh hold that thought. *picks up phone* Hello? Wait a minute, wait a minute!

Pinkie, and Fluttershy sneaked into the country club to find Bartholomew Perfect the 55th. How do they succeed?

Pinkie Pie: Where's Bartholomew?!
Fluttershy: There he is!
Waiter: Ladies, he's asleep. You can't disturb him!
Pinkie Pie: We don't wanna disturb him. We just have to ask him a question. Guten Tag?
Bartholomew: *snores*
Pinkie Pie: He must have a cold.
Fluttershy: Sir? I'm Fluttershy, and this is Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: How do you do?
Fluttershy: Oh shut up with the "How do you do?"
Bartholomew: *wakes up*
Pinkie Pie: His cold seems to be getting worse.
Bartholomew: I can't see.
Pinkie Pie: Must be an eye cold.
Bartholomew: I can't see, I can't see. WAITER?!!?
Waiter: What?
Bartholomew: I can't see!
Waiter: *opens blinds*
Bartholomew: AHHH *falls on floor*

Returning to Mirage, what do you think happened to him?

Your answer will be given in the next part.
Sam's car
Sam's car
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Bartholomew's airplane
Bartholomew's airplane
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Wheels of Evil – Part 6


"So let me get this straight: you’re saying, that your friend was hit by some kind of carriage that moved on its own?” the stallion with the large mustache inquires.

“Yes, Sheriff Copperhooves! That’s the best I can describe it!” the purple earth pony replies. She’s still shocked.

“Uh-huh…” the Sheriff sighs resignedly. “Berry… how much did you drink?”

“It has nothing to do with the booze!!! This… thing came out of nowhere, ran over Carrot Top, then came back and did it again and again and again…” Berry stammers with tears in her eyes.

“Yeah,...
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