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posted by SomeoneButNoone
On Battlefield (ok more on west from battlefield I can say on battlefield camp)
Dan : Ok Anyone dont have they tent?
NightFire - I dont
FireDash - I dont
TearDrop - I dont
Cherry - I dont
Tulip - I dont
Shadow - I dont
Dan - *facehoof* uhhh my bad Ok well Shadow Me NightFire FireDash and TearDrop in this tent *points at big tent* Cherry and Tulip... congratulations you have your own tent that last *points at small tent*
In Boys (and TearDrop) Tent
Shadow - *drink beer*
NightFire - *talk with TearDrop*
FireDash - *to Dan* soo is only taining yes?
Dan - yes... OK Fuck it I lied Is War What you gonna do
FireDash - I think nothink
TearDrop - umm Im boored
Dan - there more fillys go and play with them
TearDrop - b-but Im blind
Dan - is ok camp inst too big and we have very good soldiers what can help you
TearDrop - thank you *go out from tent*
NightFire - Whan filly can do on battleground
Dan - we using fillys as medics... you know they soo small and can get to place where grow pony cant go
NightFire - oh ok
At The Same Time In Girls Tent
Cherry - wow I hate wars
Tulip - like me...
Cherry - lets see what we have to drink... Beer... Vodka... some juce... water... and that all
Tulip - *reading newspaper*
Cherry - *reading garden catalog*
5 minutes later
Dan - ALPHA TEAM REDY! BRAVO TEAM REDY! DELTA TEAM REDY!
Cherry - *to tulip* we in what team
Tulip - *to cherry* In Delta
Dan - DELTA FOLLOW ME
And offensive on Solar Empire was started...
Dan - *shoot Russian soldier*
Russian Soldier - *doge and shoot Dan leg*
Dan - *take cover* THIS IS DELTA TEAM WE VERY CLOSE
Shadow - *shoot Russian Soldier*
Russian Soldier - NGHAAA *doge but hitted in leg*
Dan - *shoot 2 Russian Soldiers*
Tulip - *running to hurt soldier*
NightFire - I COVER YOU *do cover shooting*
Dan - *use granade launcher* TAKE THIS
FireDash - *throw granade to barracks* HAH
TearDrop - ICK!! *run to brother*
Dan - CIVILIAN ON SIX O CLOAC *do cover shoot*
Shadow - SECTOR CLEAR!
Dan - I see alicorn on five o cloack *come to alicorn*
Alicorn - D-Dan?!
Dan - N-Natalia?!

Too Be Continued...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would you like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that you threatened to beat her up if you saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have you seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't you have some drinks with me? You'll love it.
Bob: How many did you have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would you like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would you want to beat...
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Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that you call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are you so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes Apple Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd Apple Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
Queen of Changelings: This day is going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This day was going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my friends to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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