Pinkie Pie: What do you want me to do?
Rainbow Dash: Two things. If you died three days ago, where were you, and how did you come back to life.
Pinkie Pie: Twilight brought me back to life, and I had a looooooong sleepover.
Rainbow Dash: You didn't tell her anything about our organization did you?
Pinkie Pie: Nein! I made a Pinkie Promise.
Rainbow Dash: Good, because Big Mac ratted us out to the feds, and now he needs to be dealt with.
Pinkie Pie: What do I need to do?
Dash filled her in about what was going on, first she had to drive to where Babs Seed lived, because Applejack was there with her family.
Big Mac: I really appreciate having you take me to the beach sis.
Applejack: No problem Macintosh, y'all need it aftah workin hard.
Pinkie Pie: *drives toward Big Mac*
Big Mac: What's Pinkie Pie doin here?
Applejack: Ah invited her.
Pinkie Pie: Come on you two. We need to get a move on!
Granny Smith: Don't forget the cannolis.
Applejack: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Big Mac: She told us that 80 times.
Pinkie Pie: That doesn't mean you should be mean to her. She's an old mare.
Applejack: I love Granny smith, but she can be a pain at times.
Big Mac: Eeyup.
2 hours later
Pinkie Pie: I gotta pee badly! *pulls over*
Big Mac: Eewow.
Applejack: *locks doors*
Pinkie Pie: *peeing in bush*
Applejack: *kills Big Mac*
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Applejack: Leave the car, take the canolis.
Back at the Ponyville's compound
Rainbow Dash: Is it done?
Pinkie Pie: It's done.
Rainbow Dash: Excellent.
But the next few days were not excellent, for Applejack anyway.
Applebloom: Applejack there you are!
Applejack: What's wrong lil sis?
Applebloom: Diamond Tiara moved into Manehattan, and she keeps bullying me.
Babs: She even beat up a cop trying to stop her.
Applebloom: *cries*
Applejack: Don't worry A.B. Ah'll handle this.
7 minutes later
Fuku: I'm grad you deart with Apprejack's sister.
Diamond Tiara: She's always a problem. Especially since she's in a different mafia.
Applejack: *drives toward Tiara* Come here you prick!
Diamond Tiara: *runs*
Applejack: *throws pipe at Tiara*
Diamond Tiara: *falls on sidewalk*
Applejack: *beats up Diamond Tiara*
Fuku: What the fuck?
Applejack: *bites Diamond Tiara's hoof*
Diamond Tiara: *screams*
Applejack: *throws garbage can at Applebloom, and continues hitting her*
Diamond Tiara: *laying on sidewalk*
Applejack: Stop with the bullying. Mah sister can't take it. *kicks Diamond Tiara into water*
2 B continued
Rainbow Dash: Two things. If you died three days ago, where were you, and how did you come back to life.
Pinkie Pie: Twilight brought me back to life, and I had a looooooong sleepover.
Rainbow Dash: You didn't tell her anything about our organization did you?
Pinkie Pie: Nein! I made a Pinkie Promise.
Rainbow Dash: Good, because Big Mac ratted us out to the feds, and now he needs to be dealt with.
Pinkie Pie: What do I need to do?
Dash filled her in about what was going on, first she had to drive to where Babs Seed lived, because Applejack was there with her family.
Big Mac: I really appreciate having you take me to the beach sis.
Applejack: No problem Macintosh, y'all need it aftah workin hard.
Pinkie Pie: *drives toward Big Mac*
Big Mac: What's Pinkie Pie doin here?
Applejack: Ah invited her.
Pinkie Pie: Come on you two. We need to get a move on!
Granny Smith: Don't forget the cannolis.
Applejack: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Big Mac: She told us that 80 times.
Pinkie Pie: That doesn't mean you should be mean to her. She's an old mare.
Applejack: I love Granny smith, but she can be a pain at times.
Big Mac: Eeyup.
2 hours later
Pinkie Pie: I gotta pee badly! *pulls over*
Big Mac: Eewow.
Applejack: *locks doors*
Pinkie Pie: *peeing in bush*
Applejack: *kills Big Mac*
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Applejack: Leave the car, take the canolis.
Back at the Ponyville's compound
Rainbow Dash: Is it done?
Pinkie Pie: It's done.
Rainbow Dash: Excellent.
But the next few days were not excellent, for Applejack anyway.
Applebloom: Applejack there you are!
Applejack: What's wrong lil sis?
Applebloom: Diamond Tiara moved into Manehattan, and she keeps bullying me.
Babs: She even beat up a cop trying to stop her.
Applebloom: *cries*
Applejack: Don't worry A.B. Ah'll handle this.
7 minutes later
Fuku: I'm grad you deart with Apprejack's sister.
Diamond Tiara: She's always a problem. Especially since she's in a different mafia.
Applejack: *drives toward Tiara* Come here you prick!
Diamond Tiara: *runs*
Applejack: *throws pipe at Tiara*
Diamond Tiara: *falls on sidewalk*
Applejack: *beats up Diamond Tiara*
Fuku: What the fuck?
Applejack: *bites Diamond Tiara's hoof*
Diamond Tiara: *screams*
Applejack: *throws garbage can at Applebloom, and continues hitting her*
Diamond Tiara: *laying on sidewalk*
Applejack: Stop with the bullying. Mah sister can't take it. *kicks Diamond Tiara into water*
2 B continued
Applejack as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
Rainbow dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.
Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"