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posted by kiyathegood
Tom Tinker
Tom Tinker
Tom Tinker ran as fast as he could as he pasted tons of gray, mean and rotten ponys. "Where is she where is she?!" he wispered to himself as he ran to woods next to ponyville."PRINCESS LUNA?!" Tom said running over to the princess of the night "oh good he hasnt got you " Tom said as Princess Luna looked at him and said
"everyone is becoming discorded faster every second..even the happest pony is discorded" Luna said as a gray pegasus flew up to them.

"HEY WATCH WERE YOUR WALKING!" the pegasus said as Tom said "benny..?".
"Thats my name now dont say it ever again,loser!!"
Discorded Benny said walking away. Tom rubbed his eyes with his hoofs and blinked "she-shes the happest pony in Ponyville...and now shes a JERK!" he said as Discorded Benny turned around and said "HEY IM NOT A JERK IM PERFECT! AND YOUR A JERK!" she walked up to him as she hit him with her hoof "IM PERFECT!!!" she yelled as she flew away out of sight.

"im perfect..!" Tom mocked as a few ponys pasted him telling him to watch out and move it!
"Luna why arent i discorded yet?" he asked Luna as she answered "maybe you cant be discorded".


Tom Tinker looked at his cutie mark which was a hourglass and said "if my cutie mark is about time and space then why was i choosen not to be discorded like the other ponys? i mean Doctor Whooves is already discorded..". Luna looked at him and said "that is a question i do not have the answer for..".
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Thank you for reading my fan fiction!! i hope you would be my fan it would be just a tiny bit of your time! im sorry if this is short..
~ Benny Bubble!
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Warning contains cussing and violence


Applebloom-"I dont cry anymore, because it shows weakness. I need every last fuckin` bit of strength to survive here in this living hell hole. I`m what they call An ordinary outlaw can ya`ll believe that cowshit?"




Sweetie Belle- "Don`t call me cute, because then I`ll scar my face to ease the pain. But all great hobbies die hard, so now I kill rats and other wild animals to stop my despairs. I can`t get what I want, if I`m not with my friends. So that`s what keeps me going"




Scootaloo- "I ain`t happy, but I`m not sad. I got roaches in a bag, I`m useless but not for long, the future is coming on. My Celestia, I`ve never felt better about my self-confidence ya know? This big shit hole that nopony gave a fuck about might just be my destiny. You never guess what happens, in Melancholy county."






To be continued...
"Maybe some punch will help me think straight" Fluttershy thought out loud. "I`m sure it will now back off!!!" said a vaguely familiar voice. Fluttershy gasped as she was rudely pushed to the side of the punch table. It was Gilda who shoved her! Fluttershy gasped again and then she began breathing heavily. "Oh no I saw this happen to in my dream" She ran into a corner and weeped.




Rainbow Dash sighed, "Why is she always like this?" "Now RD she almost died you know that!" Rainbow Dash frowned. "Almost died? well you should of just let her die ha,ha!" Gilda gauffled at Applejack. "SHUT UP! You...
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Ralphie, and his family get a flat tire
Ralphie, and his family get a flat tire
Dad: *Driving car*
Ralphie, Randy, and Mother: Jingle bells. Jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to ride in a one human open sleigh. Jingle bells. Jingle bells. Jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to ride in a one human open sleigh. *Spit with tongue out of mouth*
Mother: *Laughs*
Dad: *Smiles, but here the car get a flat tire* Dadgummit. Blowout!

We stopped after crossing a short bridge.

Dad: *Turns on flashlight, and looks at his watch* Ah ha!
Mother: Not again.
Mr. Parker: Four minutes! Time me. *Gets out of car*

Actually the Old Stallion loved it. He had always pictured himself in the pits...
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