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Man, I'm so good at these, who else agrees? Ok, let's continue......
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Twilight: I know I'm a very intelligent pony, but sometimes, it's good to cheat....
True or not?

I love when a question of a test gives the answer to another question.
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Rainbow Dash: *smirks*
True or not?
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR GENDER IS, IM CALLING YOU DUDE!
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AJ: ehem, okay let's see.
True or not?

That annoying moment when your telling the truth, but you laugh during it, and everyone thinks your lying.
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Pinkie Pie: HIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! Okay, okay, *takes a deep breath*
True or not?

Lying in bed, wondering if its worth it to get up and pee.
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Derpy: (smiles)
True or not?

*mom yells your name*
You: Yes?!?!
*silence*
You: YEAHHH?!?!?
*silence*
You: UGH! *gets up and see what she wants*
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Vinyl Scratch: true or not?

*computer freezes*
You: what the hay?!?!? *starts clicking everywhere*
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Octavia: good evening my friends, *fixes mane*
True or not?

You hate it when your body is like, "time to sneeze!" And then it's all, "LOL just kidding"
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Silver Spoon: (laughs)
True or not?

That face your best friend does when your crush walks in the room.
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Diamond Tiara: (flips hair)
True or not?

There is no "u" in awesome.... but there is a "me"
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Scootaloo: true or not?

I hate math, but I love counting money.
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Big Macintosh: Eeyup
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To be continued......

P.S. Ain't ah funny?
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After catching the crocodile, Papillon, and Louis brought it to one of the guards.

Guard 27: *Grabs a knife, and cuts a hole in the crocodile's stomach*
Papillon: *Watching the guard*
Guard 27: You're next job is to go catch butterflies. What the buck are you waiting for?
Papillon: *Leaves guard*
Louis: *Follows Papillon*

Catching butterflies was not as easy as it sounded. They were going really fast, and the prisoners were tired.

Prisoner 52: *Swings his net, but misses a butterfly*
Guard 93: You're supposed to catch them you idiot.
Prisoner 52: *Runs after butterfly*
Louis: *sees butterfly on...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Pinkie Pie: *giggles*
Twilight Sparkle: you're an equestria girl
Pinkie Pie: *cries*
Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Yes, Rainbow Dash?
Rainbow Dash: We have an Equestria Girl.
a few seconds later
Rainbow Dash: TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERBUCKER BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


Octavia: Vinyl Vinyl!
Vinyl Scratch: What? What?
Octavia: *cries* MY BOWTIE IS EVIL AND ITS GONNA KILL ME AHHHH
Vinyl Scratch: Yeah, I'm gonna go...wub.
Octavia: nyehhh...
Bowtie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Octavia: OHHHHHHHHHHHH
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Everypony in Ms. Schultz's class was bored. They had to write down a paragraph about the importance of geometry.

Gary: *Chewing eraser on pencil*
James: *Sleeping, and thinking about ice cream*
Sunny: What is this? English class?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: We're supposed to be learning about math here!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: You are. If you keep writing that essay, you will.
Brianna: Ms. Schultz, Sunny has a very good point. Why...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Blazin' Blue's car
Blazin' Blue's car
At a classic car show in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting by his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting by his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, or you will be killed by a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have you been? You almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan: I'm...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Harry was disguised as a pilot, and walked from the airport onto the runway. The airplane that had the terrorists on board was sitting there, and Harry was walking right towards it. However, he did have a plan.

Harry: *Walks onto plane*
Terrorist 1: Drop the bag!
Harry: *drops bag* Hello.
Terrorist 1: What's in the bag?
Harry: Maps.
Terrorist 1: *Looking at maps in bag* Check him. Make sure he has no weapons.
Terrorist 2: *Checking Harry* He's clean.
Terrorist 1: Good. Now get in there.
Harry: *Goes to cockpit*
Co Pilot: *Sitting in chair*
Harry: Good afternoon gentlecolts.
Terrorist 1: Stop...
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Source: original owners, EQD
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
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Source: RubyPM on deviantart
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Source: johnjoseco on deviantart
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Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than Rainbow Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to show off or brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while Rainbow is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings more and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. Rainbow Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...
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posted by obssesedTDIgirl
WARNING: IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 1:

Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the pony folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except Rainbow Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the tree tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...
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