This is my first article that I'm writing for Fanpop, and it's 11pm at night, and I have school in the morning. So if I start rambling of the convenience of solar energy in Ponyville, due to Rainbow Dash's ability to clear the sky in 10 seconds flat, please, don't stop reading.
Let me start:
4.
She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess
In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.
Who knows? Perhaps some other pony god knocked up Pinkie's mum, and the outcome was a spazzy, cheerful pink filly formally known as Pinkamena Diana Pie, with supernatural powers. I mean, she can be faster than Rainbow Dash, and an ability to predict the immediate future.
This, my droogs, is a possibility.
3.
She's The Dragonborn
You don't see a lot of dragons in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, besides Spike of course. Pinkie Pie could have easily have gotten rid of them all, gaining access to their lairs by going through the fourth wall.
Fluttershy is the one that defeated the dragon in Dragonshy, true.
But Pinkie was willing to go into that cave with nothing but balloons, funny glasses, and one those party-whistle-things.
That, my friend, is bravery.
Then again, Fluttershy facing a dragon using nothing but verbal abuse is Dragonborn-like and fairly commendable. Yeah, we can cross this one out.
2.
She's A Pony In Black/ Alien
Pinkie Pie comes out of nowhere all the time. If you've seen Men In Black, they have that electronic light thing that wipes your memory.
What if Pinkie and Derpy (I'll write about Derpy later) caught some illegal alien in Ponyville during one of the episodes, and everypony saw the event occur - INCLUDING US WHO ARE WATCHING - and Pinkie has no choice but to zap everypony with the flashlighty thing, then break through the fourth wall, and zaps US AND WHEN WE GO BACK TO WATCHING IT, PINKIE HAS SEEMINGLY APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE.
I'm going to take an anti-paranoia pill now. No more talk of pony conspiracy, okay?
1.
She's A Pony Time Lord
What if Dr. Whooves is not the pony equivalent of David Tennant, and he's just good at keeping time or something?
Pinkie can teleport to absolutely anywhere at any given time, and can be in two places at once.
The Doctor is almost always bubbly and random immediately after regeneration, so Pinkie could easily be the next Doctor...
OR....
She is a time lord that escaped Gallopfrey and is currently residing in Ponyville? She's ten times more powerful than the Doctor.
Can the Doctor break the fourth wall? Does he have the ability to create catchy songs on the spot? Or throw the best parties, like, EVER?
No. What does he have?
A magic screwdriver and a time-travelling phone box.
Give Pinkie those things and she'll have the universe in her hooves.
Yeah, I love Pinkie Pie.
What do you think?
Also, please tell me if this is good or not. If you think it's good, I'll try and do more.
Let me start:
4.
She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess
In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.
Who knows? Perhaps some other pony god knocked up Pinkie's mum, and the outcome was a spazzy, cheerful pink filly formally known as Pinkamena Diana Pie, with supernatural powers. I mean, she can be faster than Rainbow Dash, and an ability to predict the immediate future.
This, my droogs, is a possibility.
3.
She's The Dragonborn
You don't see a lot of dragons in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, besides Spike of course. Pinkie Pie could have easily have gotten rid of them all, gaining access to their lairs by going through the fourth wall.
Fluttershy is the one that defeated the dragon in Dragonshy, true.
But Pinkie was willing to go into that cave with nothing but balloons, funny glasses, and one those party-whistle-things.
That, my friend, is bravery.
Then again, Fluttershy facing a dragon using nothing but verbal abuse is Dragonborn-like and fairly commendable. Yeah, we can cross this one out.
2.
She's A Pony In Black/ Alien
Pinkie Pie comes out of nowhere all the time. If you've seen Men In Black, they have that electronic light thing that wipes your memory.
What if Pinkie and Derpy (I'll write about Derpy later) caught some illegal alien in Ponyville during one of the episodes, and everypony saw the event occur - INCLUDING US WHO ARE WATCHING - and Pinkie has no choice but to zap everypony with the flashlighty thing, then break through the fourth wall, and zaps US AND WHEN WE GO BACK TO WATCHING IT, PINKIE HAS SEEMINGLY APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE.
I'm going to take an anti-paranoia pill now. No more talk of pony conspiracy, okay?
1.
She's A Pony Time Lord
What if Dr. Whooves is not the pony equivalent of David Tennant, and he's just good at keeping time or something?
Pinkie can teleport to absolutely anywhere at any given time, and can be in two places at once.
The Doctor is almost always bubbly and random immediately after regeneration, so Pinkie could easily be the next Doctor...
OR....
She is a time lord that escaped Gallopfrey and is currently residing in Ponyville? She's ten times more powerful than the Doctor.
Can the Doctor break the fourth wall? Does he have the ability to create catchy songs on the spot? Or throw the best parties, like, EVER?
No. What does he have?
A magic screwdriver and a time-travelling phone box.
Give Pinkie those things and she'll have the universe in her hooves.
Yeah, I love Pinkie Pie.
What do you think?
Also, please tell me if this is good or not. If you think it's good, I'll try and do more.
Title screen anyone? ;)
You know Applejack and Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.
Rainbow Dash Rarity Twilight Sparkle and Apple Bloom
But do you know the most famous pony of them all...
Scootaloo the winged crusader
Had little tiny wings
And all the other ponies
Used to laugh and tease all day
They wouldn't let Scootaloo play
In any of the pony games
Them one bright and sunny Ponyville day
Sweetie Belle came to say
Scootaloo with your wings so small will you help us fill our flanks?
Now all the other ponies
Thank Scootaloo to become one
Of the cutie mark crusaders on this Ponyville day!
Rainbow Dash Rarity Twilight Sparkle and Apple Bloom
But do you know the most famous pony of them all...
Scootaloo the winged crusader
Had little tiny wings
And all the other ponies
Used to laugh and tease all day
They wouldn't let Scootaloo play
In any of the pony games
Them one bright and sunny Ponyville day
Sweetie Belle came to say
Scootaloo with your wings so small will you help us fill our flanks?
Now all the other ponies
Thank Scootaloo to become one
Of the cutie mark crusaders on this Ponyville day!
Twilight Sparkle and Applejack sit together.
Twilight has her folder on Applejack's desk.
Applejack pushes it over to Twilight's desk without saying anything.
Octavia Harmony is the teacher.
The class was too loud.
Octavia: I'm sorry class, but we can't have any more extra recess anymore because you were too loud.
Pinkie Pie starts crying.
Octavia: Pinkie, why are you crying?
Pinkie: I wanted extra recess!
Octavia: Well, no more!
In music the ponies are practicing a song.
It's a sad song.
Pinkie does it too emotional.
She's practically looking like she's gonna cry.
Twilight has her folder on Applejack's desk.
Applejack pushes it over to Twilight's desk without saying anything.
Octavia Harmony is the teacher.
The class was too loud.
Octavia: I'm sorry class, but we can't have any more extra recess anymore because you were too loud.
Pinkie Pie starts crying.
Octavia: Pinkie, why are you crying?
Pinkie: I wanted extra recess!
Octavia: Well, no more!
In music the ponies are practicing a song.
It's a sad song.
Pinkie does it too emotional.
She's practically looking like she's gonna cry.
