| I risked your life to help myself. At least you... |
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I risked your life to help myself. At least you had good intentions.
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| And what are you, a sheep? |
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And what are you, a sheep?
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| All right! Rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty! Come... |
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All right! Rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty! Come on. Hup, hup, hup!
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| Of course, Ping did steal my girl... |
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Of course, Ping did steal my girl...
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| Gesundheit. [ chuckles] I kill myself. |
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Gesundheit. [chuckles] I kill myself.
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| For instance, my eyes can see straight through... |
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For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor.
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| No, they&# 39; re men. And you&# 39; ll have to act just like... |
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No, they're men. And you'll have to act just like them, so pay attention.
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| Oooh! All right, that&# 39; s it! Dishonor! Dishonor on... |
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Oooh! All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family!
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| Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kinda like... |
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Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kinda like that corn chip smell.
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| My little baby&# 39; s all grown up and... [ sniffle]... |
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My little baby's all grown up and... [sniffle] ... and savin' China.
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| Hey, don&# 39; t look at me, I ain&# 39; t biting no more... |
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Hey, don't look at me, I ain't biting no more butts.
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| Let&# 39; s go kick some Hunny buns! Yee- ha! |
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Let's go kick some Hunny buns! Yee-ha!
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| We&# 39; re in a war, man! There&# 39; s no time for stupid... |
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We're in a war, man! There's no time for stupid questions!
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| Did you see those Huns? They popped out of the... |
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Did you see those Huns? They popped out of the snow, like daisies!
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| Of course. I&# 39; m travel- size for your convenience. |
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Of course. I'm travel-size for your convenience.
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| Did I hear someone ask for a miracle? Let me hear... |
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Did I hear someone ask for a miracle? Let me hear you say "aaah"!
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| You missed! How could you miss? He was three feet... |
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You missed! How could you miss? He was three feet from you!
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| We&# 39; re gonna die! We&# 39; re gonna die! We&# 39; re definitely... |
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We're gonna die! We're gonna die! We're definitely gonna die! No way...
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| I liiiiiii- iiive! So tell me what mortal needs my... |
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I liiiiiiiiiive! So tell me what mortal needs my protection, Great Ancestor.
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| I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the... |
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I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu!
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Your worst nightmare.
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| Oh! We&# 39; re * doomed!* There are a couple things I... |
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Oh! We're *doomed!* There are a couple things I *know* they're bound to notice!
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| Hey, you&# 39; re a girl, again. Remember? |
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Hey, you're a girl, again. Remember?
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| Chicken boy? Say that to my face, you limp noodle! |
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Chicken boy? Say that to my face, you limp noodle!
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| ... while I blow our secret with my stupid girly... |
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... while I blow our secret with my stupid girly habits. Pfft! Hygiene.
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