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Michael is at home in his living room watching tv when Diane walks into the room.

Diane:walks to the couch and sits down next to michael Michael honey i want you to do me a favor.
Michael: What do you need?
Diane: i want you to read this bookplaces the book 50 shades of grey in his lap
Michael:Michael looks at the book appaulingly Why do you want me to read this? its just soft porn basically.
Diane: Please????gives michael the puppy dog eyed look
Michael:sighs Alright ill read it
Michael beings to read the book. As he reads he is completely disgusted with all the sexual content in the story. Michael was surprised it only took him two days to finish it, instead of two weeks.The next night as michael sits in bed reading "The Hunger Games" Diane begins to act all seductive. She stands in the doorway with a short nightie and slowly walks over to michael. As she does michael looks up
Michael: Diane what are you doing?
Diane: Oh nothingMichael shakes his head and turns his attention back to the book when Diane begins to nibble on his ear.
Michael: No Diane im not in the moodMichael jerks away
Diane: What do you mean you're not in the mood i thought reading that book would put you in the mood!?
Michael: You seriously thought that piece of garbage you call a book was going to put me in the mood?That book was utterly repulsive! It was nothing but a written version of porn if you ask me.
Diane:flops over onto her side of the bed pulls up the covers and rolls over facing away from michael Whatever michael
Michael:closes his book, places it on the nightstand and cuts out the light You know if you really wanted to put me in the mood you should have just walked into the room naked, that would have put me more in the mood than reading that garbage.
Diane: Michael just shut up and be lucky i didnt make you sleep on the couch....................

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