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Michael Jackson Question
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I have been diagnosed with a serious disorder. Its called OMJD (Obsessive Michael Jackson Disorder) and it doesn't have a cure. It causes one to become overly obsessed/infatuated with the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.
The symptoms are:
-Fainting when he grabs his crotch
-Screaming when seeing him smile
-Having multiple Mikegasm when he rips his shirt or is shirtless
-Indulging yourself in never-ending images of him
-Watching his sexy short films over and over again
-Fantasizing about him
-You can't live your daily life without thinking about him at least 5 times a day
-You say I love you to him at least once a day
-You get really defensive if someone says something untrue about him
-Listening to his music everyday
-Watching him dance on YouTube
-Owning all of his books and clips
-Dreaming about him all day long
-Kissing his photos
-You know every damn thing about him
-You talk about him ALL the time
If you have these symptoms, you have OMJD! There is NO CURE but if you have this, let everyone know. Its perfectly healthy :D
The symptoms are:
-Fainting when he grabs his crotch
-Screaming when seeing him smile
-Having multiple Mikegasm when he rips his shirt or is shirtless
-Indulging yourself in never-ending images of him
-Watching his sexy short films over and over again
-Fantasizing about him
-You can't live your daily life without thinking about him at least 5 times a day
-You say I love you to him at least once a day
-You get really defensive if someone says something untrue about him
-Listening to his music everyday
-Watching him dance on YouTube
-Owning all of his books and clips
-Dreaming about him all day long
-Kissing his photos
-You know every damn thing about him
-You talk about him ALL the time
If you have these symptoms, you have OMJD! There is NO CURE but if you have this, let everyone know. Its perfectly healthy :D
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