do you know a good funny story about michael?

I heard this funny story about Michael a couple days ago really...I don't know who was saying it but I think it was one of his old friends. He said that him,Michael,and I think Stevie Wonder were at a resturant or something and someone asked them if they wanted a drink. Everyone ordered soda or water but Michael and Stevie decided to get something else. They saw the drink and thought it was apple juice but it was actually a drink with alcohal in it. So after they left the place Michael and I think Stevie were drunk. He said that Stevie told Michael,"Who is your favorite singer Mike?" Then Michael started to walk all funny and wobbly towards him and said,"James Brown." Then Stevie got mad because he didn't say Stevie Wonder so he picked Michael up and put him up against the wall and said,"What?" Michael panicked so he said,"You okay! You Stevie Wonder!" He dropped Michael and said,"Thats what I thought you said!" Next thing you know Michael is on the floor laughing like crazy! I don't know about you guys but that made me laugh!

When he was watching a movie at the cinema and he would laugh so hard really loud and people would tell him to shut up but they didn't know it was Michael Jackson the king of pop...haha.

And i also found this, i thought it was pretty funny :)

"One time we was in the studio and you know, I said, “Mike, you know, in the Smooth Criminal, how did you lean forward like that?”

I was sitting at a baby grand piano, you know, in the chair and he was sitting up on the piano like this [cross legged], you know what I mean?

And he said, “Well you know, we had a Swami come in and you know, we did a special thing, he did a ritual, and he leaned forward and we all leaned forward together.”

I was like “Really?”

“Nooo, silly!” [laughter]

I’ve never told nobody this, and excuse the vulgarity of if, but it’s late, so it’s cool.

One time, we was sitting there in his office and I said, “Mike, Mike, you know, I gotta pass gas”

He said, “What?”

I said, “Mike, I gotta fart.”

“You gotta what?”

I said, “I have to fart.”

He said, “Well, go ahead then.”

I went [farting noise]

He went [laughing hysterically, looking disgusted]

So he gets on phone right, and I say, “Oh man, I would love some ice cream.”

He says, “Really?” He says, “Okay, hold on a second. [dials phone] Hello? Yes, hey. Guess what LL just did? … He ordered some ice cream.” [laughter]

You know - you know, Mike was a trip. You know, let me tell you something. Working with Michael was the most amazing part of my life. I respect him so much, love him so much… He was incredible, incredible.
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— LL Cool J on Lopez Tonight (September 27, 2010)