Merlin on BBC Article: 11 ways to annoy Morgause

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posted by louvreangel

Hey, whatcha looking at?!

1- Be BFF with Morgana and be sure that Morgana hangs out with you more
2- By doing the way above, get to the second step and make Morgana say to Morgause "Now that I got the crown, you can get your ass out of Camelot my dear sister."
3- Be very nice to Cendred and let Morgause see you&cendred together, talking laughing etc...
4- And when you are very well with Cendred, make him kick her out of his castle so that she'll be alone in every ways
5- Take the video of Morgause&Arthur talking about what Uther did to Ygraine, yet Arthur kept talking to Uther. Then make her watch this video 10 times, see how she goes nuts.
6- Tell her "You suck at magic, you cannot even protect a simple goblet from a servant!"
7- Ask this to her: "Maybe you are stupid because a big stone fell on your head when Merlin blew the whole place up?"
8- Show Morgana's stupid smirks to her with photos and videos over and over
9- Ask her where on earth she finds those stupid magic words that she cant even spell well?
10- And finally tell her that her choice of soldiers were so bad that even though they were invincible, they couldnt protect anything.
11- Tell her if she keeps killing men who luv her, or like her, she'll die alone :(

I made all this up and I know they suck xD But as a hater of Morgause, Im happy to find some ways to annoy her xD if u find anything else, tell me and I'll add it:)

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Colin Morgan Merlin set

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10

WAYS TO ANNOY MERLIN

posted by knight_princess

4. Hand him a sword and helmet and tell him that Arthur requires his services as a practicing dummy.

1. Ask him when neckerchiefs came back into style.

2. Tell him that "hocus-pocus" and "bippiddibobbidiboo" are better spells than the ones he's learned.

3. Ask him who cut his hair- you want to know because you're hungry for pudding!

4. Hand him a sword and helmet and tell him that Arthur requires his services as a practicing dummy.

5. Tell him that Gaius exchanged his spell book for 'Cinderella' and he still hasn't realised.

6. Tell everyone in the castle about his undying love for Arthur.

7. Tell everyone in the castle about his frequent compliments to Arthur about him being a genius.

8. Clean...

Merthur and Queerbaiting

posted by Splashstorm

So I’ve been reading a lot of meta lately, and some of the responses I’ve seen have got my hackles up. Read at your peril.

Goddamn but I do hate queer-baiting. I hate the whole concept it represents, I hate that it happens, but most of all, I hate that certain quarters in a fandom will use it as an excuse to discourage/disprove any points a gay ship has towards becoming canon.

"Oh, Regina and Emma touched one another and made literal magic? Queer baiting!"

"Oh, Castiel told Dean that he was his primary motivation in abandoning heaven? Queer baiting!"

"Oh, Merlin took off Arthur’s pants and...