4. Hand him a sword and helmet and tell him that Arthur requires his services as a practicing dummy.
2. Tell him that "hocus-pocus" and "bippiddibobbidiboo" are better spells than the ones he's learned.
3. Ask him who cut his hair- you want to know because you're hungry for pudding!
4. Hand him a sword and helmet and tell him that Arthur requires his services as a practicing dummy.
5. Tell him that Gaius exchanged his spell book for 'Cinderella' and he still hasn't realised.
6. Tell everyone in the castle about his undying love for Arthur.
7. Tell everyone in the castle about his frequent compliments to Arthur about him being a genius.
8. Clean up his room and keep anything that he leaves lying around- including his sorcery book.
9. Re-use his bath water (adding soap, of course) in making his breakfast and pretend you had nothing to do with the fact that he's foaming at the mouth.
10. Send him around the castle doing tasks that you've already completed.
11. Ramble on about basic anatomy like Gaius while following Merlin around during his duties.
12. Steal his neckerchief.
13. Tell him this whole "destiny thing" was just a big joke made up by the Dragon.
14. Tell him that optical illusions are better then his magic spells.
15. Ask: "Are you an elf? Because your ears are SO big!"
16. Ask him does he have a friend called Noddy
17. Constantly call him "Spock".
18. Ask him if he knows Santa, because you think he lives with one.
19. Ask him if he's wearing that neckerchief to cover up all the hickeys Arthur gave him.
20. Ask him where his long white beard is.
21. Buy him a pointy hat and a blue robe with stars on it. Complain when he says he won't wear it.
22. Ask him where Ballinor is.
23. Make your hesitance clear about whether neckerchiefs even existed in the dark ages. Let alone jeans.
24. Tell him his neckerchief is fugly.
25. When you're out with him, randomly yell "Look, a sorcerer!"
26. Ask him if he was using Lancelot to make Arthur jealous.
27. Get Arthur to shout at him "Idiot!" …. Fifty times.
28. Ask him why he didn’t get a letter saying he was allowed to go to Hogwarts.
29. Ask him “Do you know who Colin Morgan is??”
30. Tell everyone he has the hots for Arthur
31. As well as having the hots for Gwen.
32. and Gaius
33. and even Uther, for that matter
34. Give him a copy of “Harry Potter” and make sure he reads all seven of them.
35. Constantly sneak up behind him and pretend to be a ‘Questing’ Beast
36. Ask him how his uncle is, if he doesn’t say anything, spit at him in disgust for not knowing who is ‘roommate’ really is.
37. Get him in the stocks again and get Arthur to throw potatoes at him.
38. Make sure he wears purple, since Arthur said it suited him.
39. Ask Merlin whether Arthur has beaten him up lately, and if not, do it yourself so Arthur won’t have to the next day.
40. Tell him the leech tank needs cleaning again and Uther is coming to watch, so he can't use magic to do it.
41. Paint "Call me Mr Snuggles" on his back
42. Call him “Merlin the Magical Puppy” and say you love that kids TV show!
43. With Magic, or human cleverness, make his hair stand on end continuously (that would probably drive Arthur crazy too)
44. In front of him, talk about Arthur's immense generosity and intelligence.
45. Ask him has he met The Doctor, because you are sure you saw him in a Doctor who episode.
46. For added effect on 45, ask him why he stopped being Space Emo Kid and if he’s cut himself lately.
47. Ask him how Morgana is and that you can’t wait for her to come back in Series 3.
48. If he asks you what you mean by “Series 3” tell him casually that he has been stalked by a cameras ever since he got to Camelot, and he’s stupid for not noticing.
9. Re-use his bath water (adding soap, of course) in making his breakfast and pretend you had nothing to do with the fact that he's foaming at the mouth.
38. Make sure he wears purple, since Arthur said it suited him.
45. Ask him has he met The Doctor, because you are sure you saw him in a Doctor who episode.
46. For added effect on 45, ask him why he stopped being Space Emo Kid and if he’s cut himself lately.
arthur and his knights find a little girl in the woods they go 2 her village and everyone is dead.when the girl regains her strength she says her name is vivian and that morgona destroyed her village but she wont tell them why.merlin investgates and finds out that vivan has powers but shes like merlin and uses them for good. she tells merlin that the reason morgona destryoed her village is morgona was looking for people to follow her and sense their villge was fulll of magical people morgona thought theyd go on her side.but she thought wrong.vivan is later asked by gwen to be their ward but gauise warns merlin to look after vivan because she doesnt understand she can be killed for using magic.through the season vivan grows close to all the people of the cort. soory for my spelling and i hope u like my idea!
