Well, a children’s audio book.

Well, she was featured on a couple of songs in a two-CD audio book that was done to go along with The Portal in the Park by Cricket Casey. OK?

And boosted by Gaga’s large-scale fame, that project has suddenly made it onto the marketplace.

Chirps Cricket, “I met Stefani at the Bitter End Cafe and was awestruck at her abilities. I immediately invited her to feature on a few songs with Melle Mel on this project that we were developing.

“She features on two songs that are favorites, ‘World Family Tree’ and ‘The Fountain of Truth’.”

And it sounds like the target demographic for those hits is even younger than that for “Poker Face” and “Bad Romance.”

Anyway, Cricket remembers that after recording the songs, the diva called her to say she had a vision and suddenly wanted to change her credits to “Lady Gaga.”

Bad move! She would have been way bigger as Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta.