on a scale from 1 to 1000, how EPIC is 'Kirby's Return to Dreamland™?'

1000

Infinity for each character, level, boss and enemy

1'000. Possibly the best kirby and wii game ever IMO.

900....
It could have be 1000 if they had put an old final boss (02, Marx, Nightmare, etc., specially 02) instead of creating a new one; also they could have made the story longer or more complex, and finally it would be more epic if it weren't so easy to beat 100%.

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