If a close friend said to you 'Even a dog can play dead better than Johnny whatsit...of yeah, Johnny Depp!' what would you say?

Mrs Prime!!! That is so rude (for people who don't know, Helena-B-carter really thinks that, she told me) Johnny Depp could act much more better than a dog, you don't see a dog shooting or anything do you? AND those dogs must be trained but Johnny DEPP-not whatsit-is a born star!!! P.S. Johnny Depp had 3 pet dogs when he was young!

my friend said that about an actor i liked (not johnny) and i said that "we all have apinions and we might not agree so its not nice"

I pretend not to hear what my friend says, because this thing does not deserve any response or reaction:D

would like kill! that friend. he such a marvelous actor! An institution in himself(from my view)

I would have to hold myself back from slapping them across the face..and I would just ignore them when they say anything like that.

I WOULD HAVE TO RESTRAIN MYSELF FROM WALLOPING THEM FOR INSULTING HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would tell them to watch the ending of Sweeney Todd, where Johnny Depp dies.

That should persuade them that Johnny is good at playing dead.

Just walk away.