John van der Ruit-Spud the book Quotes

stellie posted on Apr 05, 2012 at 12:09PM
"It's at times like these, that being a cretin is a bonus."

"There is nothing funny about having no money."

"I feel ready 2 set free my inner monster."

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over a year ago stellie said…
"I wish I could change your mind and make you stay."

"Something about you that I can't leave you."

"I wish they would lose sometimes, just to have that smugness wiped off their faces."

"Revolution sucks!"

"When you're rolling in cash, that's when you realise: time is money."

"I wish him well, but fear the worst!"

"No lights, no phones, no contact with the outside world."

"Chicks! Thet screw everything up!"

"Come on, let's cause some shit!"

"Get out while you still can, buddy, or it's going to be a very long 4 years!"

"I'm not worried about anything except maths, which has to be the most pointless subject ever conjured up by educators."
over a year ago stellie said…
"I love you and always will"

"His mouth wanted to eat, but his brain had a question."

"The rules haven't changed, you sleep when your dead."

"Wrap you around her little finger"

"Big foot, big clonker" (?)

"I'm in mourn, because at my age, dear boy, you never know, when you've just performed the bard for the last time."

"Afraid the roast pork is an unmitigated disaster."

"My most stressful moments since the world war 1."

"Norm (I don't believe in spinners.) Wade"

"Swatting fever is upon us."
over a year ago stellie said…
"Time flies when you're having fun!"

"There's no such thing as small parts, only small actors."

"Take your chances and don't give up hope."

"Receiving attention from a girl by completely ignoring her."

"Back your instincts!"

"I'm trying to be friendly like and eveybody hates me."

"If theatre be the wine of love, drink on!"

"Time is money, money is time, and neither grows on trees."

"Perhaps she has a fetish 4 freaks?"

"It's like you can't breathe properly when she's around."

"Spend big to score big"

"History doesn't repeat itself. Historians repeat each other. - AJ Balfour"

"We'll sort this out the old fashioned way."

"A good old Crazy 8 mission."
over a year ago stellie said…
"I will always remember how tranquil it felt 2 (walkinh alone through the school in the middle of the night, and for possibly the first time in my life, I feared nothing."

"You're dangerous, because you're honest. Yiu're dangerous you don't know what you want."

"Talking the talk before porking pork"

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And I like you..."

"But then again it's the dying days of the dying season and the monster must be fed."

"No more regrets, no more looking back, and no more fear."

"Except the people around me noww felt like men and my large shadow made me look just like them."

"But at least we keep the memories!"
over a year ago stellie said…
"If you're gonna lie, lie big!"

"They say the first sign of magness is thinking lunatics surround you."

"Make a mental note to keep checking if I'm talking to myself."

"We agree that any action against one of us is an action against all!"

"Dog eats dog (or man eats Mad Dog)"

"Think of the best thing in your life and you'll beat the pain."

"All in all, a perfect day in the life of Spud. Milton."

"Looks like a black day all round for the Miltons"
over a year ago stellie said…
"We seemed to kiss for some sort of eternity and when I it was over I was instantly overcome with the most wonderful feeling of accomplishment."

"An unwritten rule in our family."

"By the end I confess to having watery eyes."

"Jealousy is a terrible disease."

"I realized I was with a man who knew the true meaning of pain."

"One more time to watch and remember."