Uchikudaaku ! uchikudaaku! (daaku daaku) Bokura no iku michi de Totsujo ayashiku semaru kage

(daaku daaku) Masshiro na haato wo Kegasou to suru kuroi kage

Kokoro wo mote asobu yatsura wa yurusanai!

Ikute wo habamu no wa itsumo Jiban jishin no kokoro no yowasa daro? Mayou na! iku shika nai Sore igai michi wa nain da to Yami ni sakenda!

Mamoru mono ga nani mo nai yori Mamoru beki mono ga aru hou ga tsuyoi "mamoritai!" to maji ni naru toki Bokura wa hontou ni Tsuyoku narerun da! Uchikudaku!

(daaku daaku!) Sono te wa nanno tame, nani wo mamoru tame ni aru no ka? (daaku daaku!) Mune ni te wo ate ima,...

Sai: We are BACK BABY!

IE cast: *Horror music in background* O-O But you guys....haven't written anything about this fanfic for months!

Conner: Well someone sent us some T & D's!

IE cast: NOOOOOOOO!!

Sai: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Let the torture begin!! X3

Conner: This batch of T & D's are from...*Drum roll* RuvyGrace
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Dares:

* Tsunami: Eat Natsumi's food or carrots
* Fudou: Eat Natsumi's food or tomatoes
* Natsumi: Eat your own food~

Truths:

* Aphrodi: How do you do your hair? O.O Isn't that impossible?
* Gazel: Is your hair soft? O_o How do you get it that...

It'll get funnier near the end >->
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It was friday afternoon, and Fire Dragon just finished practice. Aphrodi, Burn, and Gazel had the job of packing everything away.....In which Burn didn't help much. After everything was packed away, and Gazel scolded Burn for his "lazyness". Aphrodi walked up to the two.

"Hey Nagumo, Suzu?"

Gazel's eye twitched at his "nickname". He hated to be called that.

"Well, at least it's better then being called "Fufu"." Gazel thought.

"Yeah, what is it?" Burn asked, with his hands behind his head.

Aphrodi smiled at the two and...

Before I start writing, I wanna thank Kusa-tekina for giving me this idea for this chapter ^^
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~Next day, early morning~

Gazel: *comes out of tent and yawns* Huh? *See's Burn and Aphrodi eating breakfast* Oh, mornin' guys..

Burn: Hey Gazel...

Aphrodi: Good morning Suzu-chan ^^ *Blushes*

Gazel: *Waves and walks to the toilet*

Burn & Aphrodi: *Glares at each other* She's mine!!

Burn: No way! I call dibs! So she's mine!

Aphrodi: Even if you do, Suzu-chan might not like you!

Burn: Oh, soo what? She likes a girly boy like you?!...

Okay, so last time there was no winner, so Kidou has invited the other 7 (Gazel, Sakuma, Shadow, Burn, Fudou, Aphrodi, Genda and Gouenji) to a friendly ((me: pfft! yeah right xD)) game on the PS2 to see who wins once and for all.
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*Ding Dong*

Kidou: Coming! *Opens door* Hi guys!

Burn: Dude..Your house is f***ing huge!

Kidou:....I guess...Anyway, come in. I'll take you up stairs

Everyone: *Nods and follows Kidou to his room*

~In Kidou's room~

Fudou: Damn..That is one BIG tv!

Shadow: Yeah....Reminds me of that game Person 4, where people get sucked into a tv and...

Kyle comes"Last time on Total Drama Island,we had learn lots of thing.No. 1 we learn that Ash is as fast as cheetah,we also learn that never to crush Ash or else Misty will crush you and Nelly Raimon learn that the hard way.Lastly we learn that Mark Evans that so called nice guy is actually a Backstabbing traitor.How will he betray his team again,find here on Total Drama Island".

At the Camp-site the remaining campers are taking a nice sleep.In the Cyber Fish boys side of the cabin Mark is dreaming that he is torturing Nelly to death"Yeah take this,Muhahahaha".Axel dreams that he is destroying...

*Bus pulls up in front of a farm*

Sai & Conner: *Gets out of the bus*

IE cast: *Also gets out of the bus* *Looks around* Where the *beeb* are we?!?!?!?

Sai: *Clears throat* Welcome to the Funny Farm!

IE cast: Funny Farm?!

Conner: Yes the Funny Farm, a.k.a the farm version of an asylum!

Gouenji: Asylum..? You mean the place where they send insane, crazy, wackos!?!?!?!

Sai: Yep! ^o^

Aphrodi: Hey! This is the place you sent me to when I was, you know, coocoo...

IE cast: *Sweat drops*

Sai: Yeeahhh........Anyway, Conner & I decided that you guys need some fresh air.

Conner: And also, do you know how...

The wind rustled through the field as Endou and the others got out from the Inazuma Caravan. “We are here!” Endou exclaimed. “I am nervous. I can’t wait to see the practice notebook.” Endou shuderd. “Do you think we will meet anyone or the Yokato soccer team?” Aki answered as she looked around for someone to guide them through the school. “I guess so., and besides I heard there is a soccer team in this school and it quite strong players.” Answered Haruna could not standing the silence.
After a minute of silence an old man came out with grayish-white beard, black eyes and...

Previously,when everyone ws on their way to Sakura from Kumano...

Kudou:WHAT?!?!
Endou:Pls,pls,pls coach!Let us go..
Everyone:PLEASE COACH KUDOU-SAMA!!!!!
Kudou:Ok,ok.But make sure you all will come back in two days.Thats yr maximum.
Endou:WHAT?!But we're going to Sakura!
Kudou:KUMANO TO SAKURA?!R U GUYS MAD?!
Daisuke:Just to find a Orasion tree...wait,do u still have coach Hitomiko?
Gouenji:EH?How did u know her?
Daisuke:Um.........Tsunami told me?
Fudou:Oh wonderbozo...
Daisuke:i think she knows where is a Orasion tree is....
Endou:Um...coach~
Kudou:EH?
Kidou:You like her do u..so-
Gouenji:Do u know-
Fubuki:Where...

previously,when they were calling each other names while playing the match.....

Fudou:Yo Daisuke!What kind of Hitatsu do u have?What is yr element?
Daisuke:You'll see no time to talk now!*snatches the ball from Kazemaru*
Kazemaru:Shoot!I was paying so much atention to them.....

So Daisuke got the ball all the way down to Endou and....
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Endou:Hit me with yr best shot Daisuke!
Daisuke:No problemo......here's GOES!!!
Daisuke:LIGTNING......BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Endou:WTH?!
Kidou:Ah?!I've seen that....
Sakuma:Hm?You've did Kidou?
Kidou:Yep.That power was used...

ok guys,If u kno Inazuma elven and almost all the characters...pls read this...If u want to,just read...the people that u dunno just google them.....TQ

Fudou:What r we waiting 4 captain...
Endou:We've got a new player coming..
Every1 except Endou:A NEW PLAYER?!WTH?!

then Aki walks in...
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Aki:Endou!The new player's here...
Endou:Oh boy,I bet its a girl...
Kidou:*sighs*

And then the player turn out to be a boy than being a girl...
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Dasuike:Hi...
Tsunami:Daisuke?!
Daisuke:Tsunami?
both:What r u doin' here?!
Endou:Ah?U kno...

Chapter 1--just 5?----------------------------Here we are in a summer day when three of our friends were walking to a tradicional...ice-cream truck,the most gluttonous was rabiv,so he ran to the truck like a ferrari:
Rabiv:I want an ice-cream of chocolate,nuts and,do you have one of vanilla?
Character:Yes i have
Rabiv:Nice,give me three!
Edson:calm down Rabiv!you eat to much.
Mircea:yeah,we have to play football now.
Rabiv:yes,but we've got to find 2 more players to play a five-on-five game
Edson:Let´s ask for help to some people
In school....
Rabiv:(yelling)who wants to play football with us?
Person:I...

Remember: This article is only for individual purpose only. No real people whether dead or alive is related. Everything is fan-fic and not related with the real IE show.
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At the lodge.......

Cream: Manager with pink clip! Can I help with the lunch?
Aki: Pink clip? Well, of course you can but I think you should go meet everyone first.
Cream: Urmm...Okay.
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Cream went to the living room and everyone was there. Everyone was shocked to see Cream in Inazuma Japan's Uniform.
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