19 Reasons Captain Jack Sparrow Would Be The Ideal Life Coach 

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3. He’d always have exactly what you needed.

4. He’d know exactly how to deal with the haters.

5. He’d always know what you were thinking.

6. His priorities would always be in their correct order.

8. He’d always keep his cool… well, most of the time.

11. He’d never be afraid to take a risk or two.

13. He’d know exactly how to have a great time.

15. He’d do anything he could to protect what he loved.

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