House M.D.

House M.D. What would House do????

kathleen951015 posted on Jun 16, 2008 at 10:02PM
This forum is pretty much about what house would do. People get in many... situations in life and it begs to question, What would House do?
So anyone who comes to this forum, states what House WOULD do and adds a situation like, House drops his toothbrush in the toilet or, Cuddy wants to suspend House for inappropriate behavior, ( that'd never happen!) or something like that!

Ill start!

An annoying patient wants to leave the hospital, but House knows he may have a flesh eating disease. What would House do???

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over a year ago heeeresjoyce said…
Drug him, kidnap him...something like that.
over a year ago hamforkam said…
Announce in the lobby that a man is running around with a flesh eating disease and let panic ensue.
over a year ago cocacola said…
I agree with heeresjoyce he'd do the same thing he did in Living the Dream

Q. House gets jury duty!
over a year ago babybell said…
He doesnt turn up. He wouldnt.
over a year ago House34 said…
Okay..next one : Wilson knocks at House's home at 3 a.m. very drunk, wanting kisses and hugs.
Go !
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over a year ago cocacola said…
He'll probably shut the door...and barricade it...

House is at Dunkin Donuts craving a glazed donut, and the fat man infront of him orders the last one!
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over a year ago house_whatelse said…
He would guilt the guy into giving him the donut because he is a cripple.

House is scuba diving when his oxygen runs out.
over a year ago heeeresjoyce said…
He'd take an oxygen tank from one of the other divers.
over a year ago codydog0317 said…
house sets the hospital on fire! GO!
over a year ago House34 said…
- Hello, fire fighters department ? Can you come to PPTH fast ? Mrs. Lisa Cuddy had to much smokes today..yes C-U-D-D-Y..

Wilson enters House's office holding hands with two kids. "- Who are these and why did you tell them I have candies in all of my drawers?"
over a year ago HuddyJenthro said…
"I stole them from some woman in the lobby when she wasn't looking." Then proceeds to steal candy off kids.
over a year ago House34 said…
:)) Chase steals House's ball and won't give it back
over a year ago House34 said…
House gets the newest shampoo on the market out of his pocket
over a year ago HouseQL said…
:) House comes to work one day and notices that Foreman owns his office now.
over a year ago cocacola said…
Moves everything out of the office and into the janitor's closet, and decides to work there from now on.
over a year ago kathleen951015 said…
Cuddy tells House that she's free tonight and assks him if he wants to go to dinner or a movie. GO!
over a year ago cocacola said…
Acts reluctant and sarcastic but is really nervous and happy and ends up going.
over a year ago cocacola said…
goes home one day to find a bunch of drunk party goers trashing his apartment. GO!
over a year ago kathleen951015 said…
threatens to kill them. When not intimidated, limps up to one and smacks him with the cane. " What now!" lol that was bad lol


Wilson took House's lunch. GO!
over a year ago cocacola said…
*supposing its in Wilson's office and Wilson isn't currently in the office*

goes into Wilson's office via "balcony route" and then proceeds to lock Wilson out of his own office while he eats both lunches.
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over a year ago kathleen951015 said…
-lol
over a year ago House34 said…
Foreman kisses Cuddy
*wow..that would be...yeeewwww*
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over a year ago cocacola said…
Locks Foreman in the janitor's closet for an entire day.

House goes to a baseball game with Wilson!!
over a year ago House34 said…
-"Oh..Jimmy!..What's with the sad face? I know you wanted us to PLAY baseball instead of watching it, but daddy's leg hurts today..maybe we'll be back tomorrow!"

House passes by Cuddy's office and sees that Cameron and Cuddy suddenly start slaping each other.
over a year ago HouseQL said…
gets some popcorn and keeps watching, enjoying the show :P

Wilson stops making tasty food
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over a year ago cocacola said…
refuses to eat until Wilson goes back to his old Rachel Ray self.

Goes into New York City and gets into REALLY heavy traffic.
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over a year ago kathleen951015 said…
rolls down window and shouts, " Let a cripple get by! " When that doesn't work, he decides to just keep honking his horn and complain to Wilson later.
over a year ago kathleen951015 said…
Cuddy wants House to work 12 hours in the clinic i the next 2 days.
(sry that was lame)
over a year ago cocacola said…
stays in the room for a while and whenever a patient comes in, he claims that he's the patient and that his doctor is getting something from a supply closet, when things get suspicious he brings in Wilson.

gets a request for an interview with Oprah, (and actually goes)
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over a year ago igbishop15 said…
Says something REALLY inappropriate about Cuddy and makes sarcastic comments instead of answering the questions Oprah asks.

Hannah Montana shows up at the hospital and wants Cuddy as a backup dancer. (lol)
over a year ago cocacola said…
stares dumbfounded and keeps pestering Cuddy on accepting the offer.

is walking down the street, when a random homeless guy walks up to him, starts pointing at him frantically and yells "The Chosen One! Its the Chosen One! He can save us all! Thank You Lord for granting him to us finally! THE CHOSEN ONE IS HERE! Thank you Lord! Thank you!!"
over a year ago kathleen951015 said…
(im tired sry if this is bad) says, " You act like I don't know that." Pushes him asides.

over a year ago House34 said…
Chase come to the hospital with a red wig and refuses to take it off
over a year ago cocacola said…
Shaves off all his hair,

"I just couldn't look at it any longer, ...what was that?...you mean it was fake?....oh SORRY! MY BAD! *said very sarcastically*
over a year ago cocacola said…
finds out there's a virus on his computer.
over a year ago Netinbra said…
he would delete everything in his computer and swap computers with someone else in the hospital.. prob nurses station, or maybe wilson's.

If he sees his guitar broken at his office.
over a year ago cocacola said…
searches for clues, practically does a complete police investigation, eggs the house of whoever he finds out did it.

is driving down the highway, when at a red light sees either Tritter or Vogler (or both wearing Hawaiian print shirts and Tritter has his arm around Vogler's shoulders GO TROGLER GO!!!) staring at him from another lane.
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over a year ago kathleen951015 said…
Shouts, " I knew it." (tired sorry)

Chase plays a joke on House by taking his cane. Go!
over a year ago cocacola said…
House plays a joke on Chase by taking his clothes.

the couple who lives in the apartment above House get in an argument, and the girlfriend throws large heavy things out the window at the boyfriend, hitting (or almost hitting) House's motorcycle/car. (I got this one from an auto insurance commercial)
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over a year ago housefan1 said…
House goes upstairs and bangs on door. Girlfriend opens the door, House pushes through and picks up the heviest object he can find and throws it out the window hitting her car.
House then says "Next time just carry it down." and walks away leaving an angry girlfriend in awe!

lol!

ok so terrorists come in the hospital and hold his old and new team hostage together in a room! GO!
over a year ago House34 said…
Sends a paper in for the ducklings undearneath the door, which says : '50 $ and a week off for the the first three who manage to escape'

Stacy had just suffered a heart attack and came to the hospital
over a year ago housefan1 said…
House would treat her but manage to make it clear that even though she was his first love and maybe last, that he could move on. He would be tore up but would ignore the thought of her dying!

Ok Cameron has a life threatening illness and the whole team new and old come together to try and save her because she has only 2 days to live!

GO!
over a year ago cocacola said…
Treats her but treats her like a normal patient which angers the others but eventually visits her in the end. He cures her but goes on as usual.

Girl Scouts come to his apartment wanting to sell cookies.
over a year ago housefan1 said…
House opens the door and stares down the little girl. the little girl shifts nervously and drop the box of cookies and runs away. House smiles and picks up the box of cookies and says "Like taking candy from a baby, literally."

what if the cafeteria ran out of house's favorite sandwich "THE REUBEN"

Go!!
over a year ago House34 said…
He'd steal Wilson's food until the sandwiches were back :P

House dreams that he and Cuddy are Kutner's parents
over a year ago ilurvedward said…
he would start making out with Cuddy. when they are on the floor, he would say" look! this is how you were made!"

house kills tritter. go!!
over a year ago cocacola said…
bows while hundreds of people around him all clap with joy!

3 words: Charlie-The-Unicorn
over a year ago kathleen951015 said…
shows it to wilson : " See, you and Cuddy are the two annoying ones, and the incredibly hansome one named Charlie is me."

Wilson is under the influence that he is Harry Potter.
over a year ago housefan1 said…
Wilson is convinced he is Harry Potter and House is voldermort so he pretends to fire an Avada
Kedavra Curse (killing curse)with his pencil toward House. House has his team knock Wilson out and tie him to a hospital bed where the team will then do a differential diagnosis on him! :)

Cameron goes to jail because she killed tritter for House! GO!!!
over a year ago cocacola said…
House gets pissed because she did his work for him,

Finds out they canceled Prescription Passion! (OH NO)
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