House M.D. Article: Obsessive House Disorder; an acutal disease i just made up

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Obsessive House Disorder; an acutal disease i just made up

posted by Lisa_Huddy

So today, I suffered another day of eighth grade health(bleh) and today I actually desided to pay attention. We were learning about mental disorders and the first one that came up was OCD (and if you don't know what that is...wow) and I thought about how obsessed I was about The Greater Good on Monday, then i remembered how obsessed I am about HOUSE... and I stopped paying attention and made up this disease in my head.

OBSESSIVE HOUSE MD DISORDER: OHD

Symptoms:
*HOUSE MD thoughts all the time
*constant wnt to watch HOUSE MD
*constant watching of HOUSE MD
** if member of Fanpop or HouseWiki, cheacking updates every day, and in serious cases, in their free time(all the time)
*may also suffer fits of uncontrollable rage at the at the person, persons, or thing that was responsible for making HOUSE MD un-viewable

Treatment:
*no cure, but watching other shows every once in a while may loer the obsession
*if taken off HOUSE MD, patient may not become stable and become tachicardic(haha not really. but it sounds more medical)

Forms of OHD:
*OHD(huddy)
*OHD(hameron)
*OHD(hilson)
*ect.

^^ totally brilliant o.O

ulcerativec, newmixgirl and 30 others like this

mrshouse62689 Excellent. I definitely have this disorder haha.

Lisa_Huddy omg. lol me 2

CuddyHuddy This is soooo what I have! Hmmm, you might want to add that the patient may also suffer fits of uncontrollable rage at the at the person, persons, or thing that was responsible for making House un-viewable. Lol, completely brilliant! Who ever said that Health class didn't breed creative minds was totally off!

angiii7 OMG i'm very sick ! xD

Sweet_Pants OMG! *goes tachicardic*

HuddyCrazy1331 My doctor put me on Bones to try to relieve symptoms. And gave me some tests to study for. They're trying to sign me up for rehab. XD

Lisa_Huddy i tried bones, but i got my prescription changed to monk. lol. he actualy has OCD

house_amy2 OHD. I definitely have this disease!!!!!! XDDD

MoniBolis I have Huddy OHD

Huddyaddict12 i definetly dont have OHD..! ..*shifty eyes*

HouseJr I think we all have it XP I know I have at least two types XD

Juliana_House I have OCD to begin with. But all of these symptoms match me too...O_o GOD THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH ME!

HouseFann I have a HUDDY OHD :P

AwesomeHippie OMG!! this is just plain funny to start with and i think everyone here has this disorder i need help i think we're going to die when we dont get house on the 9th like we're suppose to and we're getting it on the 16th instead

housefrk My doctor has me on Bones, Fringe, and Lie To Me, but I also write fanfiction, which tends to counteract their effects

huddyislove Help!!! I have this disorder too! Especially the OHS type Huddy!!! xDDDDDDDDDD

angiii7 OMFG i've the OHD type! :D and i think i don't want a cure :D

RP_Puzzle Yes *rages out on Obama* lol I totally have this I'm always thinking about House... I have many forms of OHD too. I've been thinking I've been obsessed with House for a while now. Thanks for making up a disease for it :p :D

Hughlaurie4ever i have OHD definetly and i have huddy and hilson and house md OHD!!!

Bery oh noez, im sick! D: