On the first day of Christmas Wilson gave to House
A cane and a bottle of pills

On the second day of Christmas Wilson gave to House
Two lupus cases
And a cane and a bottle of pills

On the third day of Christmas Wilson gave to House
Three MRIs
Two lupus cases
And a cane and a bottle of pills

On the fourth day of Christmas Wilson gave to House
Four pairs of gym shoes
Three MRIs
Two lupus cases
And a cane and a bottle of pills

On the fifth day of Christmas Wilson gave to House
Five clinic patients
Four pairs of shoes
Three MRIs
Two lupus cases
And a cane and a bottle of pills

On the sixth day of Christmas Wilson gave to House
Six Thirteen’s testing
Five clinic patients
Four pairs of shoes
Three MRIs
Two lupus cases
And a cane and a bottle of pills

On the seventh day of Christmas Wilson gave to House
Seven Kutner’s shocking
Six Thirteen’s testing
Five clinic patients
Four pairs of shoes
Three MRIs
Two lupus cases
And a cane and a bottle of pills

On the eighth day of Christmas Wilson gave to House
Eight Taub’s balding
Seven Kutner’s shocking
Six Thirteen’s testing
Five clinic patients
Four pairs of shoes
Three MRIs
Two lupus cases
And a cane and a bottle of pills

On the ninth day of Christmas Wilson gave to House
Nine Chases leaving
Eight Taub’s balding
Seven Kutner’s shocking
Six Thirteen’s testing
Five clinic patients
Four pairs of shoes
Three MRIs
Two lupus cases
And a cane and a bottle of pills

On the tenth day of Christmas Wilson gave to House
Ten Camerons caring
Nine Chases leaving
Eight Taub’s balding
Seven Kutner’s shocking
Six Thirteen’s testing
Five clinic patients
Four pairs of shoes
Three MRIs
Two lupus cases
And a cane and a bottle of pills

On the eleventh day of Christmas Wilson gave to House
Eleven Foremans treating
Ten Camerons caring
Nine Chases leaving
Eight Taubs balding
Seven Kutners shocking
Six Thirteens testing
Five clinic patients
Four pairs of shoes
Three MRIs
Two lupus cases
And a cane and a bottle of pills

On the twelfth day of Christmas Wilson gave to House
Twelve Cuddys bossing
Eleven Foremans treating
Ten Camerons caring
Nine Chases leaving
Eight Taubs balding
Seven Kutners shocking
Six Thirteens testing
Five clinic patients
Four pairs of shoes
Three MRIs
Two lupus cases
And a cane and a bottle of pills